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On the February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

 

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On the Sunday, February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):
— Marc admits to everyone that he’s an obsessed Frankophile;
— Question for the panel: Will Boston be the next City of Champions?;
— Lots of background noise from the Patriot peanut gallery;
— Frank holds Marc in contempt … of court and with regard to literally everything else, including the cantankerous cabbie’s dismissal of the Mets, who he insists will be quite alright (except for their useless athletic trainer);
— After a few pregnant pauses, we consider a halfway house solution, involving 45 minute splits for our feuding guests;
— There’s no substitute for the Red Sox outfield;
— Accounting for Dan Marino’s exodus from major TV broadcasts … clearing the air after Savattere;
— Why Deion don’t do stretching … he’s like a Cheetah, who doesn’t need to…
— Celebrating Steely Dan and the 1979 Super Bowl Champion Steelers (we’ve got rowdy Curt Gowdy clips);
— We recall the 1986 Super Bowl debacle for New England, but do give mention to their squishing of the fish in the AFC Championship;
— Marc tells us what the NHL and women share;
— 1-800-cars for kids wins as the most annoying, can’t get it outta my brain sports talk radio commercial, beating out Optima Tax Relief;
— Expert tips on how to defend, not just tend, a bar;
— The best part of hockey — dropping the gloves;
— Bruin darlings Terry O’Reilly and Cam Neely;
— Brodeur vs. Roy bragging rights;
— What it takes to be a really good sport … just ask the queen in History of the World Pt. 1’s outdoor chess scene;
— getting afflicted with more Pedroia paranoia;
and more

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On the February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

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–Marc admits he reads Frank’s rag, and then we draw attention (for whatever reason) to Anna Benson;
— More intense wrangling between The Clerk vs The Boston Piece of Work;
— Attend a very exclusive party with the Three Stooges;
— Celtic ringleaders are exposed;
— Analyzing the degree of difficulty in the various NE Super Bowl wins;
— the merits of Dandy Dan Marino are subject to intense scrutiny;
— hear why the Gonzaga saga isn’t continuing past 2-3 rounds in NCAA;
–great weather back East for throwing snowballs at the joggers;
— hear a classic rant from the red scourge of Bloomington –“You will not @#$@# put me in that position again!” and hear about why he got fired from Indy (“Hey, Knight”);
— We remember fondly Ivan Kovalev and George The Animal Steele;
— Marc’s pleased as punch to now be riding in the front seat of a Crown Vic;
— Frank brings us back to the last time his life was in imminent danger; and
— the subject of lesbian conversion is raised by our esteemed panel, and transitory memories from the Hangover 1 and 2.

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On the Sunday, February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt 1):

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— Eric the Well-read continues his Saddam Hussein imitation by calling in from yet another remote location;
— Frank Fleming fills us in on the highlights of the NBA All-Star Game Slam Dunk contest; sounded like lots different people jumping over people/things and the use of remote control drones;
— The flat world according to Kyrie Irving sounds a lot less logical than John Irving’s World According to Garp;
— Celebrating how Kristaps snapped up the Skills Competition;
— Isaiah Thomas lives in Boston, and the Celtics are set up to be competitive for years to come;
— Why the NBA needs to vet out the Nets;
— Everything you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask, about making it through sperm training school;
— Eric envisions Magic’s return to the Lakers in graphic detail;
— As seen by Woody Allen, a view inside the central command center for dinner dates;
— Marc Caruso sniffs out Frank and extracts more than a pound of flesh;
— Dan Quinn’s Kevin Bacon assurances that “All is well” apparently did not have the desired effect;
— Why the Falcons’ collapse was way worse than the Bill Buckner debacle;
— Who did NE make a deal with? Peyton or Satan?;
— The greatness of Tom Brady is, according to most of our panel, beyond dispute … except of course if you live in a submarine in New Jersey;
— We consider the virtues of dabbling with throwing the Curling rocks into the house totally stoned;
— Debating the prospects for the Red Sox in 2017; and more…

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With NBA All-Star weekend upon us, ChabDog turns its focus to some alternative venues … how about some Curling…

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… tune in to ChabDog Sports Talk, this Sunday 9-10:30 am pst on blog talk radio for a slice of life on ice that’s really catching on … outside of Canada …

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On the January 29 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk: …

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On this week’s ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Frank throws in the towel and foretells NE’s excessive use of a Blount instrument;
— ChabDog smelled a rat when Legy left Pittsburgh for greener pastures;
— Stan Ber sees the NFL as a collection of mostly ugly ducklings;
— Why there is no morning after pill for having your eggs fertilized by the dreaded Marty Mornhinweg;
— Carl Spackler has the key for Atlanta’s plan to get to Brady … “his weight displacement goes back,… and he never comes throw”… “cannonball”;
— Why it meant a lot when Edelman said to Pittsburgh’s DBs “Just because you said that, you’re not”;
— Why Patriot receivers are always so open… even on third down;
— Scenes from Donald Trump practicing at the Judge Smails Winter Rules Academy;
— Well-read discloses that the Aaron Hernandez murder weapon was found under Matty Ice’s pillow;
— Ben reminds us that two years ago, Carson was the best he’ll ever be; this year, Carson was just Carson;
— Pittsburgh books a trip its general practitioner for a much needed Tomlinectomy;
— Non-disclosing Steelers now must watch as Roger spins the NFL’s “wheel of punishment”;
— Paula Petrotta of Teamtennis.com hits plenty of aces with her assessment of the Australian Open action, and proves that “nice people hate the Patriots”;
— Marc promises to play tennis on grass a lot, once he gets his Weed racquet … until then, he’ll stick to ping pong;
— Harkening back to more Serena-less times, with a classic Mac umpire attack (“Answer my question, the question, jerk!”).

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On the Sunday, January 22 NFL conference champtionship edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
–As brought to light by Sports E-cyclopedia, Bill Belichick is the Siftlord extraordinaire;
–Eric the Well-read thanks the football gods (perhaps prematurely) for what we thought would be some great matchups on Conference Championship Sunday;
— Steelers-Patriots flashback to MNF 1979, with the incomparable Howard Cosell;
— The story behind John “I’m out on work furlough” Smith and the snow plow game;
— Serena’s wrath at the Aussie Open, post-match press conference prompts a quick mea culpa from a timid reporter, who feared getting the pulp beaten outta him…. and her performance sparks interest from the Packers, who are in need of help on the o-line;
— We clear Julio Jones to make a mess of the weak Green Bay secondary;
— Trying to rationally explain why Rutgers is the farm team for the Patriots;
— Mark Caruso reveals how he missed his chance for everlasting glory when his cab goes to the wrong hotel, and Dennis Harrison beats him to the punch in waking up the still born Stillers;
— Exploring the history of dirty tricks played on road teams in the city with the dirty water, including no air conditioning and no hot water in the visitors’ locker room in the Gahden;
— Little Anthony tells Frank to shut up;
— Facebook star Antonio Brown enriches himself with a stupid social media stunt, but has to face the music later at Gillette;
— Hillary’s two rules for Bill — don’t embarrass me and don’t go after mine;
— Hear what the real success indicator is for New England — Dion Lewis;
— Frank explains why the Steelers are the only team with a logo on just one side of the helmet;
— Listen in to hear what happens when Tony and the gang invade Davey’s sporting goods store;
— Mark, the most annoying man in the world, accurately tells us why the Steelers lose the matchup battle up and down the line, and are like an 88 mile an hour fastball down the middle for New England;
— Why Big Ben needs to wear magic pajamas to bed and have encounters with Ted;
— ChabDog is very happy it’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World;
— Speculation abounds that our Patriot friend may be calling in next week from the slammer, including some snide comments from the telephone tough guy from Jersey;
— Frank promises not to sit on Pedro when he comes to visit Marc;
— Gronk and the killer bees;
— and more

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On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

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Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday, January 16 Show …

Thanks to Eric the Well-read (who took time off from his busy social schedule), Frank Fleming (who opened the screen door to his submarine), Mark Caruso (who broke his date with the white widow) and Ben Sarinana (who said some very nice things about Big Ben) for a great show. And ChabDog is happy to report that Marc got both Sunday games wrong, while the rest of us were 2 for 2.

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Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday January 8 Show….

It was a pleasant, informative show until about the 70 minute mark, then chaos erupted, but all participants survived the fireworks.
Plenty of predictions, benedictions, and Sopranos clips to go around, and in the end we all found common ground.

Thanks to Eric the Well-read, Frank Fleming, Marc Caruso, Stan Ber and Ben Sarinana for making it a memorable show for Wildcard Sunday.

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On the New Year’s Day/Bloody Sunday, January 1 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— Frank recounts how he survived a Shining holiday excursion to snowy Idaho;
— Tales of the Ohio St./Michigan/Nebraska Big 10 belly flop of epidemic proportions;
— the story behind the episode of excessive shoplifting at the Belk Bowl;
— What in god’s name happened to the Urban assault vehicle … even Harold Ramis couldn’t have helped them navigate through Clemson;
— Why the only parade that ChabDog ever liked was the one in Animal House (May I have 10,000 marbles, please?) … all other are parades of horribles;
— NE’s fury in South Beach is foreshadowed by Furio’s fury in his first job as Tony’s bill collector;
— Miami’s no-show status is confirmed by our all-star panel, despite the theoretical existence of an incentive (here’s pride looking at ya, and a possible trip to Houston);
— We look for soft landing spots for Rivers and Romo.
— Debating the relative merits of Tyrod Taylor … Eric is a believer but ChabDog insists he’s got no pocket presence (screw political correctness);
— Exposing the cheap, cheap cheap Buffalo Bills; what a bunch of skinflints;
— Marc wishes Frank a Happy New Year, and then proceeds to blow the broadcast up, in addition to the paper tigers playing the Patriots;
— “Dolphins sleeping with the fishes, paysanne”;
— Marc and Tony Puffer accurately predict a Redskin hand over in Landover, but how can you forget Riggo;
— Well-read sticks up for the honor of Denver and for the storehouse of knowledge that is the creator of the Sports e-Cyclopedia;
— But Frank does think Dallas will exit in the first round …. really? Perhaps if they play Green Bay.
— Marc the Jackhammer Caruso is born;
— Pauli “Walnuts” Gualtieri sends the message that you can overcome real adversity, like being kicked in the nuts by an old lady;
— Uniform agreement that the Lions are dead in the water of Green Bay;
— Live breaking news about Hollyweed;
— Confirmed — excessive use of vasoline can really leave you fuming;
— Marc is behind watching the Pats-Dolphins compared to the rest of us, but he’s happy the Patriots were quickly ahead;
— A lousy round of work for Rousey… she should take a lesson from Patricia Arquette in True Romance;
— Figuring out if Jets-Buffalo is the most meaningless game in Week 17, not to mention history;
— …. and more

 

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On the Monday, December 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— ChabDog and Eric the Well-read enjoy celebrating the day after Xmas from the cozy Newport Beach studios by watching the Detroit-Dallas pro bowl game, though their feed is a bit tardy;
— Marc Caruso takes us through the various AFC Playoff scenarios, unavoidably involving Miami’s awful demise, speculates about one Dolphin fan’s excessive use of vasoline, and then explains what it’s like to grow up Soprano … including some info on the real life “Pauli Walnuts”;
— We conclude the AFC Championship will have to involve Pittsburgh at New England;
— Remembering Richie Apriele, Beansie, Furio, Gay Vito, Bobby Bacala, “My Pussy or your Pussy”, Uncle June whistling in the wheatfield, and the Pi Oh My fight with Ralph Sifaretto;
— A shout out to Jimmy Carter, who has the energy and spirit to attend the Presidential inauguration;
— Doing a psychological assessment of the pretender Lions;
— Reliving the supremely satisfying Steeler surge in Q4 of the latest blood feud with Baltimore;
— What it’s like trying to do a blogcast, while getting distracted by lingerie adds;
— The latest scuttlebutt from WEEI tells us that the Dolphins are a year away from competing with New England, no Ajayi playing this week .. and the Patriots “want to win”;
— A run down of Week 16 action as described on ChabDog.com: a Carr breakdown and Raiders must now depend on the tender loins of McGloin, the desperate for points the Bowles of Depression Jets have no shame in kicking a field goal down 41-0, Chargers get electrocuted by the static laden Browns (all 8 of Rivers’ kids must be in serious mourning);
— A futile attempt to get Marc to do something other than smoking weed (OG Sour) and watching football (how about Facebook?);
— Flashbacks to Neion Deion and Bo Jackson;
— Who’s the hot blonde sitting with Emmett?
— Marc recalls his strip club days and “Girls, Girls, Girls”
— Why Tony Romo would be really scary to see in the playoffs…
— What exactly is a Wake-Suh sandwich;
— And with a little over 60 minutes left, Frank parked his submarine and came on board;
— Discussing all the teams that will trade up for Garrapolo;
— Frank insists Brady will never be better than Montana or Otto Graham, and will be wearing black and gold for the AFC Championship game;
— We grieve for the broadcasters of the Texans-Raiders playoff game;
— Paying homage to Teddy Ballgame and his frozen head, as well as to his wingman, John Glenn;
— Boomtown Rats sign a tribute to the Redskins, “Tell me why I don’t like Mondays”;
— Try to make sense of the question to Doug Williams, “How long have you been a black quarterback”
— Frank salivates about the Dolphins blitz packages;
–and more….

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On the Sunday, December 18, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

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On the Sunday, December 18 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— ChabDog returns to the air waves with a vengeance, leaving Bingo Chabner’s smoking Manhattan Beach steamer on the doorstep of Bengals fan before the start of the show;
— Before leaving for his own private Idado, Frank Fleming recounts fond memories of the latest Day of the Dolphins — living it up at the Meadowlands, with his shirt off, a bottle of rum and plenty of delirious Dolphin fans.
— Memo to Jets coach Todd Bowles: Grow some balls and go for the TD/do the onsides kick when you’re down by 24 in the 4th quarter.
— We get hung up on the lower rung bowl games, discussing the Camellia Bowl, Las Vegas Bowl, Celebration Bowl, Cure Bowl and New Mexico Bowl in excruciating detail.
— Like Alabama in the BCS, you just can’t avoid AT&T.
— We help Frank understand why East Rutherford was so easily invaded by Miami fans (all those New Yorkers who vacation in Florida over the Winter).
— Point counter-point on whether LA should look forward to becoming home for the Chargers and Cry me a river Phillip Rivers.
— Comparing Johnny Football with Cryin Ryan Leaf.
— We pay tribute to the Aztecs, who sent QB Greggy boy to the hospital Ward.
— What’s next? The 99 Cent Bowl? And bowls springing up like cockroaches all over Florida.
— We celebrate the 100th birthday of Kirk Douglas and the passing of master character actor Fritz Weaver.
— Marc Caruso takes responsibility for Jeff Fisher’s John Wayne Bobbitt contract extension, and then gives a detailed and incredibly prescient break down of Patriots-Broncos (including why NE’s ground game will wear down the hot shot Denver defenders).
— Make way for McDaniels, J. in LA?
— Tony Puppa goes out on a limb and predicts a Falcon blow out over the Niners.
— A choice clip from Ted 2 (at the sperm bank).
— We reveal that a guy from New Jersey, operating out of a submarine, was responsible for throwing the election to Trumps with the toxic leaks.
— Frank from the car does a lightning analysis of the games, predicting a Phillip Rivers 4th quarter meltdown, and we make some errors (picking Minnesota, Green Bay against the spread, taking the Chiefs, and dissing the Colts).
— Marc nails the Dallas-Tampa Bay game on the head (nice call dude!)
— We play some raw and raunchy Aussie commentary of Ruthlessberger’s destruction of Cincy dreams in last year’s playoffs.
— Speculation about what pro football telecasts would be like without erectile dysfunction commercials.
— ChabDog announces a new PR in the bench, but Marc cautions against too many reps.
— and more!

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