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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-19

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NBA Update:

  • Timberwolves get out the axe and hack-a-Jordan on their way to a huge victory at Staples over the shocked Clippers…. Hey Doc, you have no excuse to put a player out there who shoots from the line like this… pathetic!
  • Digitally impaired from the start after Gasol’s finger gets ensnared, the Spurs still have no problem knocking out the Nuggets when Kawhi goes for a team high 34. #Nuggets #Spurs
  • It’s becoming readily apparent that as goes Goran, as goes the Heat. #Heat #Mavericks
  • Unfortunately for the Knicks, there was no Chinese Wall available to protect against the incursions of one John Wall. #Wizards #Knicks
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 1-18

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NBA Update:

  • KD makes sure the Warriors come out to play against his old team. #Thunder #Warriors
  • NY just wanted this one more — as witnessed by the huge disparity on the boards. #Knicks #Celtics
  • At 14 points a game, Otto’s really coming outta his shell. #Wizards #Grizzlies
  • Sixers are growing up, and in the process stomp down the speechless Raptors. #76ers #Raptors
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 1-17

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NBA Update:

  • Defensive neglect continues unabated in Laker land. Is this just a case of lack of talent and skills, or is it also horrible coaching and a lack of focus and effort? Seems to be a little of both. On the other side of the ball, Mr. Jokic is definitely no joke. #Nuggets #Lakers
  • T-wolves stand tall in the first half, and then take a big fall. #Timberwolves #Spurs
  • More signs of life for Dallas; meanwhile, the Bulls need a serious grocery store run and some Hamburger Helper. #Mavericks #Bulls
  • Raptor artists do what they are famous for — climbing the charts on the back of weak sisters like the embarrassing Nets. #Nets #Raptors
  • The Beard puts up more absurdly good numbers but it can’t keep Rockets from crashing to earth due to a broken Heat shield. #Rockets #Heat
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 1-16

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NBA Update:

  • All the King’s men were dead men walking tonight at The Oracle. #Cavaliers #Warriors
  • Joel continues to fill up the goal for fired up Philly. #76ers #Bucks
  • Jazz clear more brush away and clear the passage to the top of the Northwest Division. #Jazz #Suns
  • Nuggets travel back to the high altitude of Denver and get another jolt from Jokic. #Magic #Nuggets
  • If this pathetic road work keeps up, the Trail Blazers should definitely change their names to the Trail Grazers … way too much standing around watching the opposing team run circles around them… #TrailBlazers #Wizards
  • Dennis the Menace Schroder makes quite a mess in the Square Garden. #Hawks #Knicks
  • Thomas torches the Hornets on a funeral pyre built by Horford. Celts roll to another victory. #Celtics #Hornets
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 1-13

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NBA Update:

  • Little lefty big man looms large once again for Boston…#Celtics #Hawks
  • Rodney is instilling a consistent message for Utah when it comes to defending home turf — not in our ‘Hood. #Jazz #Pistons
  • In terms of their carefree, reckless nature in caring for the basketball, the mistake-prone Kings play like ding-a-lings against the Cavs.
  • One night after their conquering of the Cavs, Portland’s magic powers vanish against the modest Magic. #Magic #TrailBlazers
  • OKC’s one man band can’t hit the high notes in timber country. #Thunder #Timberwolves
  • Nets lack the staying power to scrap with the Raptors. #Nets #Raptors
  • Philly may have a record nobody wants at 12-25, but their rookie Embiid is engendering much envy around the league. #Hornets #76ers
  • When Tony Allen goes for 22, you know the other team is getting out-hustled. Shame on Houston for falling asleep at the wheel at home in a winnable game. #Rockets #Grizzlies
  • Milwaukee walks all over the Heat in the paint. #Heat #Bucks
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-12

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NBA Update:

  • Warriors pistol whip the Pistons with a posse of point producers. #Warriors #Pistons
  • Cuban’s crew has as much fun South of the Border as Peckinpah’s Wild Bunch, to the tune of a 5-point win in Mexico City over reeling Phoenix. #Mavericks #Suns
  • Wrong place/wrong time for the lazy Lakers, who mostly watch with mouths agape as they raped for 134 points in San Antonio. #Spurs #Lakers
  • Jacked up Knicks recover from their egg-in-the-face, exasperating loss to the Sixers by wiping up the baloney Bulls, who jacked up a bunch of pointless 3-pointers (3-18). #Knicks #Bulls
  • Pelicans have no trouble chomping through the useless Nets, even without their biggest beak. #Pelicans #Nets
  • Denver travels to the land of Jack the Ripper and chokes the life out of the Pacers, riding a huge game from Jokic. #Pacers #Nuggets
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 1-8

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NBA Update:

  • Bucks suffer from deer in headlights look after excessively speedy Washington whizzes by. #Wizards #Bucks
  • Sixers reach double digits in wins, and we aren’t even halfway done with the season. Wow! #Sixers #Nets
  • Weird game for the Beard (triple double that includes turnovers) is just what the doctor ordered for the Rockets. #Rockets #Raptors
  • Detroit emerges from Pacific Northwest with a big win, largely attributable to papal edict, courtesy of Kentavious. #Pistons #TrailBlazers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 1-6

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NBA Update:

  • In Brooklyn, order and discipline restored by the Big Bully of the Eastern Block ,,,, the Cleveland Cavs. #Nets #Cavaliers
  • Clarkson’s bark seems a big worse than his bite; after the cheap shot knockdown of Goran, he was doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk faster than you could say blueberry pancakes.
  • Dragic ejection appears to hurt Heat more than Clarkson expedition to the bench weakens Lakers. #Lakers #Heat
  • Suddenly, to the delight of Doc, a river of points for Austin. #Clippers #Kings
  • Defense clicks in for the Knicks at just the right time tonight in Milwaukee. #Bucks #Knicks
  • He’s no wallflower… that’s for sure…
  • Rockets find surprisingly deep pockets of scoring from Anderson and Gordon in dispatching of Magic. #Rockets #Magic
  • Sixers have improved, but it is still embarrassing when you’re at home and you need to “rally” to beat them; that being said, a win’s a win and the Celts will take it and move on. #76ers #Celtics
  • Grizzlies’ fortitude and gumption on display in Oakland behind their million dollar Mike. #Warriors #Grizzlies
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 1-5

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NBA Update:

  • Harden got out ball hogged by Westbrook, but did a great job spreading the joy around in Houston’s epic win over OKC. #Thunder #Rockets
  • Trail Blazers send leaderless Lakers home with their tails between their legs. #Lakers #TrailBlazers
  • San Antonio plays tall ball to near perfection against undersized Nuggets. #Spurs #Nuggets
  • Mavs get savaged on the boards something awful, and have no luck winning an unheard of 3 in a row. #Suns #Mavericks
  • Hawks circling the top spot in the Southeast now, with noticeable intensity. #Hawks #Pelicans
  • Belinelli has officially replaced Vlade Divac as the clown prince of basketball. #Hornets #Pistons
  • Raptors use Lowry to lower the boom on the Jazz. #Jazz #Raptors
  • Turner turns in a huge double double and Pacers turn back Nets. #Nets #Pacers
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NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 1-4

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NBA Update:

  • Clearly, Curry didn’t understand the gravity situation when pulled of that funky, contorted delay lay up. #Warriors #Blazers
  • With Paul and Blake sidelined, Austin powers the Clippers just fine. #Grizzlies #Clippers
  • Heat gets back on track against Sac. #Heat #Kings
  • Butler hit his share of shots tonight, but the key play in Chicago’s victory over the Cavs was his butting in front of LBJ to take a very manly charge. #Bulls #Cavaliers
  • Bucks’ G Freak spots up successfully for a buzzer beater in MSG. #Bucks #Knicks
  • Magic try for a second time to pull wool over Hawks eyes, but Atlanta comes out of its 4th quarter stupor just in time. #Hawks #Magic
  • The Batuminator helps Hornets seal the deal against the Thunder. #Thunder #Hornets
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