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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 3-21

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NHL Update:

  • Isn’t it a bit ironic that the Flyers couldn’t control the Jets? #Flyers #Jets
  • Uncommon valor shown by the Canucks as they go into Chicago and slay the mighty Hawks. #Canucks #Blackhawks
  • Turn out the lights on the Lightning after this costly collapse in period 3. #Coyotes #Lightning
  • Devils win over NYR … albeit in OT …. stranger things have rarely happened to the Rangers. #Rangers #Devils
  • Caps coast when Oshie and Ovechkin don’t oscillate in mission to douse the Flames. #Flames #Capitals
  • In the rink tonight, Sid the Kid looked as self assured and untouchable as Wyatt Earp walking through that creek, amid a withering crossfire of bullets. #Penguins #Sabres
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 3-15

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NHL Update:

  • Where would the Duckies be if not for all goals racked up by Dicky Rakell? #Ducks #Blue
  • Avalanche had the best of both world tonight, as Compher made them comfortable on offense, and Pickard picked all the pucks from in front of the net. #Avalanche #RedWings
  • Penguins wobble home, after getting spanked and blanked by the Flyers. Time to gear up for the stretch run, if they intend to wrest home ice away the Caps. #Penguins #Capitals
  • Pastrnak sprays two goals, and Bradley rubs Flames retardant all over the Saddledome. #Bruins #Flames
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 3-14

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NHL Update:

  • Sharks chomp the Sabres, and seem suitably primed for a concerted post-season push. #Sharks #Sabres
  • As most WashingtOnians would nO doubt agree, until today’s win it had been way too long since the Caps had showed their O-face …. in the form of an outstanding Ovechkin, Orlov, Orpik and Oshie. #Capitals #Wild
  • If this Coyote ugly loss doesn’t kill the playoff talk in LA, what will? #Kings #Coyotes
  • In what was a very lopsided fight, clumsy Stars club didn’t even make decent sparring partners for the fluid Oilers. #Oilers #Stars
  • Sens convene a special session in Ottawa to unplug the flickering Lightning, but Hedman was just one skate ahead of them all night. #Senators #Lightning
  • Blackhawks rise to the occasion behind bread man Panarin. #Blackhawks #Canadiens
  • What a surprise — Hurricanes blow another one, and Islanders remain firmly entrenched in Wild Card wonderland. #Hurricanes #Islanders
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 3-13

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NHL Update:

  • Marchand really did wave his magic wand tonight, and it brought back a lot of bad memories for the ugly duck Canucks. #Bruins #Canucks
  • Boisterous Blues make quick work of Quick. #Blues #Kings
  • Goalie Smith with the common name, has an uncommonly good game. #Avalanche #Avalanche
  • Predators with a Finn ground the Jets. #Predators #Jets
  • In a contest involving two teams going absolutely nowhere, the Hurricanes shipwreck the Islanders. #Hurricanes #Islanders
  • Fly boys make a fatal mistake and forget to wear their flack jackets against the Jackets. #Flyers #BlueJackets
  • Was this victory a Point or two in the right direction for the disoriented Lightning? It sure as hell better be, since Tampa Bay certainly has lost its way. #Lightning #Rangers
  • It’s the Flame thing over and over and over again … Calgary’s cavalry continues to charge with conviction, certainty and with the intensity of an out of control brush fire from unknown origin. #Flames #Penguins
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 3-12

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NHL Update:

  • Pummeling from Pavelski and the Sharks brings to the fore the stark reality for the Stars that they are going on vacation very soon. #Sharks #Stars
  • Don’t the backpedaling Caps know their collapse is supposed to begin when the playoffs start, … and not before? Somebody in Washington missed the memo. #Ducks #Caps
  • Canadiens happily waive bye-bye to the Oilers after third quarter points explosion by Byron. #Canadiens #Oilers
  • If you want to find hot Wings, better not look for them in Detroit. It’s getting ugly in Hockeytown. #Rangers #RedWings
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 3-11

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NHL Update:

  • Bruins rack up another big win behind Pastrnak and Rask. #Bruins #Flyers
  • Islanders get swallowed up by the gaping Tarasinkhole. #Blues #Islanders
  • Sens roll easily over Avalanche after a somewhat rocky start. #Senators #Avalanche
  • Combustible Flames blow up the Jets, who need a serious equipment overhaul. #Flames #Jets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 3-10

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NHL Update:

  • Pens waddle just a little too fast for the toiling Oilers, thanks to being Philled up with a health diet of Special K. #Penguins #Oilers
  • Games like this explain why Boone is a virtual lock for being the next Jenner on the Wheaties box. #BlueJackets #Sabres
  • Red Wings still pack enough for a Chicago sting operation that was well-received in Detroit. #RedWings #Blackhawks
  • Scoring paradise for Parise and the Wild. #Wild #Panthers
  • Seesawing St. Louis seems to have finally stabilized, and picks up valuable ground on the stuck-in-the-muck Ducks. #Blues #Ducks
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 3-9

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NHL Update:

  • Another Devil dog of a day in Denver for New Jersey’s nebbishes. #Devils #Avalanche
  • Iginla ignites the Kings. #Kings #Predators
  • Gaudreau and the rapidly advancing Flames gouge the Habs for three in the 2nd. #Flames #Canadiens
  • After today’s result, hey’re starting to worry in Washington that Couture powerful play could lead to a culture of losing for the previously happy Caps. #Capitals #Sharks
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 3-8 (Steely Dan style)

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NHL Update (Steely Dan style):

  • Coreau was a pretty poor custodian of the goal, and the Red Wing skaters looked so sluggish they might have well been wearing their bad sneakers. #Bruins #RedWings
  • Claesson’s in a class by himself, ruthlessly leading Ottawa fast out of the blocks, no hesitation, no tears and no hearts breaking, no remorse… congratulations on giving the Stars their Haitian divorce. #Senators #Stars
  • It’s cold in Winnipeg, so when Pittsburgh’s Bonino hits the ice, he makes sure to do it with the Fez on. #Penguins #Jets
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 3-7

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NHL Update:

  • Sergei Bobrovsky operates in the net with surgical precision and robs Devils of their goals and their manhood. #BlueJackets #Devils
  • Flyers look pretty buff next to the wimpy Sabres. #Flyers #Sabres
  • Winter’s still not over in MInnesota, but the Wild offense has certainly gone mild. #Blues #Wild
  • Henrik and the pretty good Rangers make quick work out of the let’s-face-it-they’re mediocre Panthers. #Rangers #Panthers
  • Red Wings get reamed by the Van Riemsdyk man. #MapleLeafs #RedWings
  • Canadiens win when Price guesses right .964% of the time. #Canadiens #Canucks
  • It’s been quite a while since Colorado’s forces of nature have forced the issue on anyone. #Avalanche #Hurricanes
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 3-6

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NHL Update:

  • Thornton remains a thorn in the side of his opponents, hitting the 1k assist milestone. Now would somebody give the guy some assistance with cleaning up that scraggly beard. #Sharks #Jets
  • Sens say Phaneuf’s enough and elect to vote down the visiting Bruins. #Bruins #Senators
  • Cap guns fail to reliably discharge at home for the first time in quite a while. #Capitals #Stars
  • Rangers fight their way out of a slump with a nice bump from Zibanejad. #Rangers #Lightning
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 3-5


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NHL Update:

  • Vancouver vanquishes the Ducks after Bachman turns back lots of drives. #Canucks #Ducks
  • As the appreciative Blues will well attest, an Av a day is sure to keep the doctor away. #Avalanche #Blues
  • As Chicago idles, Wild sidles past them into the Western Conf points lead. #Wild #Blackhawks
  • Blazers were dressed appropriately to go right to work in Newark. #BlueJackets #Devils
  • Flames stay on top of their games, while Isles continue to flounder. #Islanders #Flames
  • Sheary keeps things from being really dreary for hometown Penguins. #Penguins #Sabres
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NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 3-3

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NHL Update:

  • Flames stay red hot against the ruffled Red Wings. #Flames #RedWings
  • It took a while, by the Blackhawks finally manage to navigate by the Isles. #Blackhawks #Islanders
  • Coyotes have a howling good time laying waste to the Hurricanes in period 3. #Hurricanes #Coyotes
  • St. Louis can’t seem to lose them post-Shattenkirk blues. #Jets #Blues
  • Streit’s prominent appearance in town is a bit surprising, given that we’re still a few weeks before Passover. #Penguins #Lightning
  • Looks like you can’t maneuver around the Suns with a one-star clap of Thunder. #Thunder #Suns
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On the February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

 

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On the Sunday, February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):
— Marc admits to everyone that he’s an obsessed Frankophile;
— Question for the panel: Will Boston be the next City of Champions?;
— Lots of background noise from the Patriot peanut gallery;
— Frank holds Marc in contempt … of court and with regard to literally everything else, including the cantankerous cabbie’s dismissal of the Mets, who he insists will be quite alright (except for their useless athletic trainer);
— After a few pregnant pauses, we consider a halfway house solution, involving 45 minute splits for our feuding guests;
— There’s no substitute for the Red Sox outfield;
— Accounting for Dan Marino’s exodus from major TV broadcasts … clearing the air after Savattere;
— Why Deion don’t do stretching … he’s like a Cheetah, who doesn’t need to…
— Celebrating Steely Dan and the 1979 Super Bowl Champion Steelers (we’ve got rowdy Curt Gowdy clips);
— We recall the 1986 Super Bowl debacle for New England, but do give mention to their squishing of the fish in the AFC Championship;
— Marc tells us what the NHL and women share;
— 1-800-cars for kids wins as the most annoying, can’t get it outta my brain sports talk radio commercial, beating out Optima Tax Relief;
— Expert tips on how to defend, not just tend, a bar;
— The best part of hockey — dropping the gloves;
— Bruin darlings Terry O’Reilly and Cam Neely;
— Brodeur vs. Roy bragging rights;
— What it takes to be a really good sport … just ask the queen in History of the World Pt. 1’s outdoor chess scene;
— getting afflicted with more Pedroia paranoia;
and more

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