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On the February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

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–Marc admits he reads Frank’s rag, and then we draw attention (for whatever reason) to Anna Benson;
— More intense wrangling between The Clerk vs The Boston Piece of Work;
— Attend a very exclusive party with the Three Stooges;
— Celtic ringleaders are exposed;
— Analyzing the degree of difficulty in the various NE Super Bowl wins;
— the merits of Dandy Dan Marino are subject to intense scrutiny;
— hear why the Gonzaga saga isn’t continuing past 2-3 rounds in NCAA;
–great weather back East for throwing snowballs at the joggers;
— hear a classic rant from the red scourge of Bloomington –“You will not @#$@# put me in that position again!” and hear about why he got fired from Indy (“Hey, Knight”);
— We remember fondly Ivan Kovalev and George The Animal Steele;
— Marc’s pleased as punch to now be riding in the front seat of a Crown Vic;
— Frank brings us back to the last time his life was in imminent danger; and
— the subject of lesbian conversion is raised by our esteemed panel, and transitory memories from the Hangover 1 and 2.

On the January 29 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk: …

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/29/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-29-show

On this week’s ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Frank throws in the towel and foretells NE’s excessive use of a Blount instrument;
— ChabDog smelled a rat when Legy left Pittsburgh for greener pastures;
— Stan Ber sees the NFL as a collection of mostly ugly ducklings;
— Why there is no morning after pill for having your eggs fertilized by the dreaded Marty Mornhinweg;
— Carl Spackler has the key for Atlanta’s plan to get to Brady … “his weight displacement goes back,… and he never comes throw”… “cannonball”;
— Why it meant a lot when Edelman said to Pittsburgh’s DBs “Just because you said that, you’re not”;
— Why Patriot receivers are always so open… even on third down;
— Scenes from Donald Trump practicing at the Judge Smails Winter Rules Academy;
— Well-read discloses that the Aaron Hernandez murder weapon was found under Matty Ice’s pillow;
— Ben reminds us that two years ago, Carson was the best he’ll ever be; this year, Carson was just Carson;
— Pittsburgh books a trip its general practitioner for a much needed Tomlinectomy;
— Non-disclosing Steelers now must watch as Roger spins the NFL’s “wheel of punishment”;
— Paula Petrotta of Teamtennis.com hits plenty of aces with her assessment of the Australian Open action, and proves that “nice people hate the Patriots”;
— Marc promises to play tennis on grass a lot, once he gets his Weed racquet … until then, he’ll stick to ping pong;
— Harkening back to more Serena-less times, with a classic Mac umpire attack (“Answer my question, the question, jerk!”).

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On the Sunday, January 22 NFL conference champtionship edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
–As brought to light by Sports E-cyclopedia, Bill Belichick is the Siftlord extraordinaire;
–Eric the Well-read thanks the football gods (perhaps prematurely) for what we thought would be some great matchups on Conference Championship Sunday;
— Steelers-Patriots flashback to MNF 1979, with the incomparable Howard Cosell;
— The story behind John “I’m out on work furlough” Smith and the snow plow game;
— Serena’s wrath at the Aussie Open, post-match press conference prompts a quick mea culpa from a timid reporter, who feared getting the pulp beaten outta him…. and her performance sparks interest from the Packers, who are in need of help on the o-line;
— We clear Julio Jones to make a mess of the weak Green Bay secondary;
— Trying to rationally explain why Rutgers is the farm team for the Patriots;
— Mark Caruso reveals how he missed his chance for everlasting glory when his cab goes to the wrong hotel, and Dennis Harrison beats him to the punch in waking up the still born Stillers;
— Exploring the history of dirty tricks played on road teams in the city with the dirty water, including no air conditioning and no hot water in the visitors’ locker room in the Gahden;
— Little Anthony tells Frank to shut up;
— Facebook star Antonio Brown enriches himself with a stupid social media stunt, but has to face the music later at Gillette;
— Hillary’s two rules for Bill — don’t embarrass me and don’t go after mine;
— Hear what the real success indicator is for New England — Dion Lewis;
— Frank explains why the Steelers are the only team with a logo on just one side of the helmet;
— Listen in to hear what happens when Tony and the gang invade Davey’s sporting goods store;
— Mark, the most annoying man in the world, accurately tells us why the Steelers lose the matchup battle up and down the line, and are like an 88 mile an hour fastball down the middle for New England;
— Why Big Ben needs to wear magic pajamas to bed and have encounters with Ted;
— ChabDog is very happy it’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World;
— Speculation abounds that our Patriot friend may be calling in next week from the slammer, including some snide comments from the telephone tough guy from Jersey;
— Frank promises not to sit on Pedro when he comes to visit Marc;
— Gronk and the killer bees;
— and more

On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/15/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-15-9-1030-am-pst

On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

On the Monday, December 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— ChabDog and Eric the Well-read enjoy celebrating the day after Xmas from the cozy Newport Beach studios by watching the Detroit-Dallas pro bowl game, though their feed is a bit tardy;
— Marc Caruso takes us through the various AFC Playoff scenarios, unavoidably involving Miami’s awful demise, speculates about one Dolphin fan’s excessive use of vasoline, and then explains what it’s like to grow up Soprano … including some info on the real life “Pauli Walnuts”;
— We conclude the AFC Championship will have to involve Pittsburgh at New England;
— Remembering Richie Apriele, Beansie, Furio, Gay Vito, Bobby Bacala, “My Pussy or your Pussy”, Uncle June whistling in the wheatfield, and the Pi Oh My fight with Ralph Sifaretto;
— A shout out to Jimmy Carter, who has the energy and spirit to attend the Presidential inauguration;
— Doing a psychological assessment of the pretender Lions;
— Reliving the supremely satisfying Steeler surge in Q4 of the latest blood feud with Baltimore;
— What it’s like trying to do a blogcast, while getting distracted by lingerie adds;
— The latest scuttlebutt from WEEI tells us that the Dolphins are a year away from competing with New England, no Ajayi playing this week .. and the Patriots “want to win”;
— A run down of Week 16 action as described on ChabDog.com: a Carr breakdown and Raiders must now depend on the tender loins of McGloin, the desperate for points the Bowles of Depression Jets have no shame in kicking a field goal down 41-0, Chargers get electrocuted by the static laden Browns (all 8 of Rivers’ kids must be in serious mourning);
— A futile attempt to get Marc to do something other than smoking weed (OG Sour) and watching football (how about Facebook?);
— Flashbacks to Neion Deion and Bo Jackson;
— Who’s the hot blonde sitting with Emmett?
— Marc recalls his strip club days and “Girls, Girls, Girls”
— Why Tony Romo would be really scary to see in the playoffs…
— What exactly is a Wake-Suh sandwich;
— And with a little over 60 minutes left, Frank parked his submarine and came on board;
— Discussing all the teams that will trade up for Garrapolo;
— Frank insists Brady will never be better than Montana or Otto Graham, and will be wearing black and gold for the AFC Championship game;
— We grieve for the broadcasters of the Texans-Raiders playoff game;
— Paying homage to Teddy Ballgame and his frozen head, as well as to his wingman, John Glenn;
— Boomtown Rats sign a tribute to the Redskins, “Tell me why I don’t like Mondays”;
— Try to make sense of the question to Doug Williams, “How long have you been a black quarterback”
— Frank salivates about the Dolphins blitz packages;
–and more….

On the Sunday, December 18, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

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On the Sunday, December 18 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— ChabDog returns to the air waves with a vengeance, leaving Bingo Chabner’s smoking Manhattan Beach steamer on the doorstep of Bengals fan before the start of the show;
— Before leaving for his own private Idado, Frank Fleming recounts fond memories of the latest Day of the Dolphins — living it up at the Meadowlands, with his shirt off, a bottle of rum and plenty of delirious Dolphin fans.
— Memo to Jets coach Todd Bowles: Grow some balls and go for the TD/do the onsides kick when you’re down by 24 in the 4th quarter.
— We get hung up on the lower rung bowl games, discussing the Camellia Bowl, Las Vegas Bowl, Celebration Bowl, Cure Bowl and New Mexico Bowl in excruciating detail.
— Like Alabama in the BCS, you just can’t avoid AT&T.
— We help Frank understand why East Rutherford was so easily invaded by Miami fans (all those New Yorkers who vacation in Florida over the Winter).
— Point counter-point on whether LA should look forward to becoming home for the Chargers and Cry me a river Phillip Rivers.
— Comparing Johnny Football with Cryin Ryan Leaf.
— We pay tribute to the Aztecs, who sent QB Greggy boy to the hospital Ward.
— What’s next? The 99 Cent Bowl? And bowls springing up like cockroaches all over Florida.
— We celebrate the 100th birthday of Kirk Douglas and the passing of master character actor Fritz Weaver.
— Marc Caruso takes responsibility for Jeff Fisher’s John Wayne Bobbitt contract extension, and then gives a detailed and incredibly prescient break down of Patriots-Broncos (including why NE’s ground game will wear down the hot shot Denver defenders).
— Make way for McDaniels, J. in LA?
— Tony Puppa goes out on a limb and predicts a Falcon blow out over the Niners.
— A choice clip from Ted 2 (at the sperm bank).
— We reveal that a guy from New Jersey, operating out of a submarine, was responsible for throwing the election to Trumps with the toxic leaks.
— Frank from the car does a lightning analysis of the games, predicting a Phillip Rivers 4th quarter meltdown, and we make some errors (picking Minnesota, Green Bay against the spread, taking the Chiefs, and dissing the Colts).
— Marc nails the Dallas-Tampa Bay game on the head (nice call dude!)
— We play some raw and raunchy Aussie commentary of Ruthlessberger’s destruction of Cincy dreams in last year’s playoffs.
— Speculation about what pro football telecasts would be like without erectile dysfunction commercials.
— ChabDog announces a new PR in the bench, but Marc cautions against too many reps.
— and more!

Just look at what toys ChabDog sees stashed in the Trumpster’s new and improved Cabinet …

Who says you need to fill up the President’s Cabinet with a bunch of professional politicians, lawyers and businessmen?

Why do that when you can pick and choose from this rich pool of talent from the NFL:

Secretary of State — Rex Ryan (he’s the better Rex/less offensive that’s for sure)

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Secretary of Treasury — Tom Brady (nobody’s more money and isn’t he a natural to follow in the footsteps of ex-Treasury head Nicholas Brady/nobody’s more money)

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Secretary of Defense — Von Miller (Donald will love his aggressive, hands-on approach)

Jan 24, 2016; Denver, CO, USA; Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller (58) grabs his crotch as he celebrates a sack against the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship football game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. The Broncos defeated the Patriots 20-18 to advance to the Super Bowl. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

Department of Justice — Bill Belichick (has a unique moral compass, and the puppet master will always get even with the evil doers, no matter what the rule book says)

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Department of the Interior — Vince Wilfork (Trump will get his money’s worth when it comes to this guy’s girth)

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Department of Agriculture — Le’Veon Bell (experience with grass cultivation should be transferable to agriculture)

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Department of Commerce — Peyton Manning (he’s the king of commercials, also needs something to do, so why not?)

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Department of Labor — Adam Vinatieri (been working hard since 1996/he deserves the demotion)

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Health and Human Services — Tony Romo (very experienced dealing with hospitals and health issues)

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Housing and Urban Development — Jerry Jones (he’s great at building things and spending money)

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Energy — JJ Watt (definitely an improvement over James Watt and a nice bone to throw Wisconsin)

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Transportation — Marshawn Lynch (showed he can handle a golf cart real well at the latest Cal game)

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Education — Nobody teaches more forcefully than Mr. Ed Hochuli

Referee Ed Hochuli makes a call during the first half of an NFL football game between the Carolina Panthers and the Atlanta Falcons in Charlotte, N.C., Sunday, Dec. 9, 2012. (AP Photo/Bob Leverone)

Veteran Affairs — Now that he’s visited Trump Tower, the most highly rated veteran out there… Jim Brown

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Homeland Security — Ragnar the ex-Viking mascot (no doubt that he’ll keep the riff raff out)

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On the Sunday, December 11, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2016/12/11/chabdog-sportstalk-radio-show-sunday-december-11

 

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  • Tune in as Eric the Well-read takes us around the broad shoulders of the NFL
  • Frank Fleming overcomes the agony of dee feet to break down Army’s victory over Navy, and takes us back through the very substantial glory days of the Cleveland Browns (from Graham to Brown to Sipe/Byner to the counterfeit Browns that survived Modell’s move)
  • Meet Black Knight receiver Edgar Allen Poe; — Images of Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher doing Romeo and Juliet; — RG 3 (and not his girlfriend) evokes premature ejaculations of elation about a possible Brown victory in the Toilet Bowl/Battle of Ohio
  • Why players give up guaranteed money not to play in Cleveland (20 different QBs since 1999, hiring Podesta the “Baseball Guy” to run football operations, career wins leader among QBs in FirstEnergy Stadium (in 17 years) is an opposing team player named Big Ben)
  • Debunking the myth that Pittsburgh will have trouble with the Bills
  • Figuring out where Wentz’s “A” game went
  • Assessing the slim playoff hopes of the Phins, and why, in any event, their playoff lives would be hopelessly Hobbesian — nasty, brutish and short
  • Marc touts Frank as Trump’s new Ambassador to New Jersey
  • Mad Dog Maddon is in and Mad Dog Russo is clearly out
  • Caruso sings excessively prophetic as he calls the Giants over Cowboys (Odella is fast as hella!), Skins over Philly, Tennessee over Denver, Cincy over Cleveland, but we all miss Texans vs. Colts
  • Explaining how the Puppet master does plug ‘n play
  • Did next year’s 2017 AL Pennant just get purchased by the Red Sox for a Sale price?
  • Frank and Marc express their mutual amazement and abhorrence at being forced to live so “Coast” together
  • and more!

On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:

 

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2016/11/13/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-november-13-9-1030-am-pst

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On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:
— Don’t miss the genius of Eric the Well-read’s latest, perfect promo, with choice clips from No Country For Old Men, Blazing Saddles, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Ghostbusters, North Dallas Forty … and the 2016 Presidential campaign;
— Pop pops off, while Ventriloquist Bill gives us a surprising mouthful in terms of espousing his friendship and loyalty for the odd couple — Donald and Kerry;
— Speculate on the reasons for Nick Satan’s failure to vote;
— Stan Ber, our resident John Henry, takes time out from his sojourns down south to assure us that the boring, predictable Ravens are still going nowhere, despite their take down of the Steelers, and a few days earlier, “Cleveland just ran out of poop”;
— We salivate about the prospects for the Big 10 Stupor Bowl (Illinois vs. Maryland) and the meeting of the super misfits (Rutgers vs. Kansas);
— And what about the Terps’ latest display of Under Armour armor: the hot red Blinky look (hides the bruises and the blood);
— Punting as a lethal weapon at Iowa City (just ask Jimbo);
— Connor from Pitt graduates the week with high honors, and to the horror of Clemson, kicker Blewitt doesn’t blow it;
— Frank celebrates his 42nd with a Dolphin win and a punishing loss for the Patriots, and tells us about the New Jersey Generals pennant hanging in his apartment;
— We all get blindsided by Seattle’s Sunday night special … the biggest unsolved murder mystery in New England since “Lizzie Borden grabbed the ax, gave her father 40 whacks, and when she saw what she had done, she gave her mother 41.”
— Nobody is seduced by J-ville at home;
— Tony Puppa, the mush, was right about KC winning at Carolina (sorry Mark)
— Rams win in a snoozer and without 2 TD (so unfortunately no free burger at Jack-in-the-Box;
— Some of us (but not all) correctly predict the Dirty Birdy losing in Philthydelphia;
— Redskins dump a hailstorm on the Purple People Eaters with the mascot wearing the funny hat;
— Aaron Rodgers amazes us by playing more and more like Fred Rogers;
— and more ….

 

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