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On the February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

 

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On the Sunday, February 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):
— Marc admits to everyone that he’s an obsessed Frankophile;
— Question for the panel: Will Boston be the next City of Champions?;
— Lots of background noise from the Patriot peanut gallery;
— Frank holds Marc in contempt … of court and with regard to literally everything else, including the cantankerous cabbie’s dismissal of the Mets, who he insists will be quite alright (except for their useless athletic trainer);
— After a few pregnant pauses, we consider a halfway house solution, involving 45 minute splits for our feuding guests;
— There’s no substitute for the Red Sox outfield;
— Accounting for Dan Marino’s exodus from major TV broadcasts … clearing the air after Savattere;
— Why Deion don’t do stretching … he’s like a Cheetah, who doesn’t need to…
— Celebrating Steely Dan and the 1979 Super Bowl Champion Steelers (we’ve got rowdy Curt Gowdy clips);
— We recall the 1986 Super Bowl debacle for New England, but do give mention to their squishing of the fish in the AFC Championship;
— Marc tells us what the NHL and women share;
— 1-800-cars for kids wins as the most annoying, can’t get it outta my brain sports talk radio commercial, beating out Optima Tax Relief;
— Expert tips on how to defend, not just tend, a bar;
— The best part of hockey — dropping the gloves;
— Bruin darlings Terry O’Reilly and Cam Neely;
— Brodeur vs. Roy bragging rights;
— What it takes to be a really good sport … just ask the queen in History of the World Pt. 1’s outdoor chess scene;
— getting afflicted with more Pedroia paranoia;
and more

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On the February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

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–Marc admits he reads Frank’s rag, and then we draw attention (for whatever reason) to Anna Benson;
— More intense wrangling between The Clerk vs The Boston Piece of Work;
— Attend a very exclusive party with the Three Stooges;
— Celtic ringleaders are exposed;
— Analyzing the degree of difficulty in the various NE Super Bowl wins;
— the merits of Dandy Dan Marino are subject to intense scrutiny;
— hear why the Gonzaga saga isn’t continuing past 2-3 rounds in NCAA;
–great weather back East for throwing snowballs at the joggers;
— hear a classic rant from the red scourge of Bloomington –“You will not @#$@# put me in that position again!” and hear about why he got fired from Indy (“Hey, Knight”);
— We remember fondly Ivan Kovalev and George The Animal Steele;
— Marc’s pleased as punch to now be riding in the front seat of a Crown Vic;
— Frank brings us back to the last time his life was in imminent danger; and
— the subject of lesbian conversion is raised by our esteemed panel, and transitory memories from the Hangover 1 and 2.

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On the Sunday, February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt 1):

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— Eric the Well-read continues his Saddam Hussein imitation by calling in from yet another remote location;
— Frank Fleming fills us in on the highlights of the NBA All-Star Game Slam Dunk contest; sounded like lots different people jumping over people/things and the use of remote control drones;
— The flat world according to Kyrie Irving sounds a lot less logical than John Irving’s World According to Garp;
— Celebrating how Kristaps snapped up the Skills Competition;
— Isaiah Thomas lives in Boston, and the Celtics are set up to be competitive for years to come;
— Why the NBA needs to vet out the Nets;
— Everything you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask, about making it through sperm training school;
— Eric envisions Magic’s return to the Lakers in graphic detail;
— As seen by Woody Allen, a view inside the central command center for dinner dates;
— Marc Caruso sniffs out Frank and extracts more than a pound of flesh;
— Dan Quinn’s Kevin Bacon assurances that “All is well” apparently did not have the desired effect;
— Why the Falcons’ collapse was way worse than the Bill Buckner debacle;
— Who did NE make a deal with? Peyton or Satan?;
— The greatness of Tom Brady is, according to most of our panel, beyond dispute … except of course if you live in a submarine in New Jersey;
— We consider the virtues of dabbling with throwing the Curling rocks into the house totally stoned;
— Debating the prospects for the Red Sox in 2017; and more…

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ChabDog happily tackles Taco Tuesday at the Grindz in Hermosa Beach …

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ChabDog treasures lunches at The Grindz in Hermosa Beach, what with Taco Tuesdays on tap.  I had two lovely ones today, each a mere $2.50, and the taste explosion that ensued was almost too much for words.

You can’t go wrong with either the chicken, steak or, in my opinion, the star attraction, the savory, juicy pork.  All tacos come with a delightful smattering of onions and salsa, and why not add a little sriracha, as well.

Add some refreshing, smooth mac salad to the mix, and you’ve got an amazing midday meal for a great price.

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On the January 29 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk: …

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On this week’s ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Frank throws in the towel and foretells NE’s excessive use of a Blount instrument;
— ChabDog smelled a rat when Legy left Pittsburgh for greener pastures;
— Stan Ber sees the NFL as a collection of mostly ugly ducklings;
— Why there is no morning after pill for having your eggs fertilized by the dreaded Marty Mornhinweg;
— Carl Spackler has the key for Atlanta’s plan to get to Brady … “his weight displacement goes back,… and he never comes throw”… “cannonball”;
— Why it meant a lot when Edelman said to Pittsburgh’s DBs “Just because you said that, you’re not”;
— Why Patriot receivers are always so open… even on third down;
— Scenes from Donald Trump practicing at the Judge Smails Winter Rules Academy;
— Well-read discloses that the Aaron Hernandez murder weapon was found under Matty Ice’s pillow;
— Ben reminds us that two years ago, Carson was the best he’ll ever be; this year, Carson was just Carson;
— Pittsburgh books a trip its general practitioner for a much needed Tomlinectomy;
— Non-disclosing Steelers now must watch as Roger spins the NFL’s “wheel of punishment”;
— Paula Petrotta of Teamtennis.com hits plenty of aces with her assessment of the Australian Open action, and proves that “nice people hate the Patriots”;
— Marc promises to play tennis on grass a lot, once he gets his Weed racquet … until then, he’ll stick to ping pong;
— Harkening back to more Serena-less times, with a classic Mac umpire attack (“Answer my question, the question, jerk!”).

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On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

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A hearty welcome back to Bingo Chabner: ChabDog of the Month for January 2017

Let’s all give Bingo Chabner a hand … no perhaps a hand-out … for the always hungry dog’s second appearance as ChabDog of the Month,… this time for January 2017.  Bingo is pictured engaging in one of his favorite activities, … perched on a chair, reflecting on a recent feeding and craving more.  How can such a little dog have such a big tongue.  Our little bear/rabbit spends his day plotting his next food conquest, like Tom Brady sizes up a defense for TDs, and is an expert in his profession.  Hats off to Bingo ChabDog of the Month Chabner.

 

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On the New Year’s Day/Bloody Sunday, January 1 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— Frank recounts how he survived a Shining holiday excursion to snowy Idaho;
— Tales of the Ohio St./Michigan/Nebraska Big 10 belly flop of epidemic proportions;
— the story behind the episode of excessive shoplifting at the Belk Bowl;
— What in god’s name happened to the Urban assault vehicle … even Harold Ramis couldn’t have helped them navigate through Clemson;
— Why the only parade that ChabDog ever liked was the one in Animal House (May I have 10,000 marbles, please?) … all other are parades of horribles;
— NE’s fury in South Beach is foreshadowed by Furio’s fury in his first job as Tony’s bill collector;
— Miami’s no-show status is confirmed by our all-star panel, despite the theoretical existence of an incentive (here’s pride looking at ya, and a possible trip to Houston);
— We look for soft landing spots for Rivers and Romo.
— Debating the relative merits of Tyrod Taylor … Eric is a believer but ChabDog insists he’s got no pocket presence (screw political correctness);
— Exposing the cheap, cheap cheap Buffalo Bills; what a bunch of skinflints;
— Marc wishes Frank a Happy New Year, and then proceeds to blow the broadcast up, in addition to the paper tigers playing the Patriots;
— “Dolphins sleeping with the fishes, paysanne”;
— Marc and Tony Puffer accurately predict a Redskin hand over in Landover, but how can you forget Riggo;
— Well-read sticks up for the honor of Denver and for the storehouse of knowledge that is the creator of the Sports e-Cyclopedia;
— But Frank does think Dallas will exit in the first round …. really? Perhaps if they play Green Bay.
— Marc the Jackhammer Caruso is born;
— Pauli “Walnuts” Gualtieri sends the message that you can overcome real adversity, like being kicked in the nuts by an old lady;
— Uniform agreement that the Lions are dead in the water of Green Bay;
— Live breaking news about Hollyweed;
— Confirmed — excessive use of vasoline can really leave you fuming;
— Marc is behind watching the Pats-Dolphins compared to the rest of us, but he’s happy the Patriots were quickly ahead;
— A lousy round of work for Rousey… she should take a lesson from Patricia Arquette in True Romance;
— Figuring out if Jets-Buffalo is the most meaningless game in Week 17, not to mention history;
— …. and more

 

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