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On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

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A hearty welcome back to Bingo Chabner: ChabDog of the Month for January 2017

Let’s all give Bingo Chabner a hand … no perhaps a hand-out … for the always hungry dog’s second appearance as ChabDog of the Month,… this time for January 2017.  Bingo is pictured engaging in one of his favorite activities, … perched on a chair, reflecting on a recent feeding and craving more.  How can such a little dog have such a big tongue.  Our little bear/rabbit spends his day plotting his next food conquest, like Tom Brady sizes up a defense for TDs, and is an expert in his profession.  Hats off to Bingo ChabDog of the Month Chabner.

 

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On the New Year’s Day/Bloody Sunday, January 1 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— Frank recounts how he survived a Shining holiday excursion to snowy Idaho;
— Tales of the Ohio St./Michigan/Nebraska Big 10 belly flop of epidemic proportions;
— the story behind the episode of excessive shoplifting at the Belk Bowl;
— What in god’s name happened to the Urban assault vehicle … even Harold Ramis couldn’t have helped them navigate through Clemson;
— Why the only parade that ChabDog ever liked was the one in Animal House (May I have 10,000 marbles, please?) … all other are parades of horribles;
— NE’s fury in South Beach is foreshadowed by Furio’s fury in his first job as Tony’s bill collector;
— Miami’s no-show status is confirmed by our all-star panel, despite the theoretical existence of an incentive (here’s pride looking at ya, and a possible trip to Houston);
— We look for soft landing spots for Rivers and Romo.
— Debating the relative merits of Tyrod Taylor … Eric is a believer but ChabDog insists he’s got no pocket presence (screw political correctness);
— Exposing the cheap, cheap cheap Buffalo Bills; what a bunch of skinflints;
— Marc wishes Frank a Happy New Year, and then proceeds to blow the broadcast up, in addition to the paper tigers playing the Patriots;
— “Dolphins sleeping with the fishes, paysanne”;
— Marc and Tony Puffer accurately predict a Redskin hand over in Landover, but how can you forget Riggo;
— Well-read sticks up for the honor of Denver and for the storehouse of knowledge that is the creator of the Sports e-Cyclopedia;
— But Frank does think Dallas will exit in the first round …. really? Perhaps if they play Green Bay.
— Marc the Jackhammer Caruso is born;
— Pauli “Walnuts” Gualtieri sends the message that you can overcome real adversity, like being kicked in the nuts by an old lady;
— Uniform agreement that the Lions are dead in the water of Green Bay;
— Live breaking news about Hollyweed;
— Confirmed — excessive use of vasoline can really leave you fuming;
— Marc is behind watching the Pats-Dolphins compared to the rest of us, but he’s happy the Patriots were quickly ahead;
— A lousy round of work for Rousey… she should take a lesson from Patricia Arquette in True Romance;
— Figuring out if Jets-Buffalo is the most meaningless game in Week 17, not to mention history;
— …. and more

 

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On the Sunday, December 18, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

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On the Sunday, December 18 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— ChabDog returns to the air waves with a vengeance, leaving Bingo Chabner’s smoking Manhattan Beach steamer on the doorstep of Bengals fan before the start of the show;
— Before leaving for his own private Idado, Frank Fleming recounts fond memories of the latest Day of the Dolphins — living it up at the Meadowlands, with his shirt off, a bottle of rum and plenty of delirious Dolphin fans.
— Memo to Jets coach Todd Bowles: Grow some balls and go for the TD/do the onsides kick when you’re down by 24 in the 4th quarter.
— We get hung up on the lower rung bowl games, discussing the Camellia Bowl, Las Vegas Bowl, Celebration Bowl, Cure Bowl and New Mexico Bowl in excruciating detail.
— Like Alabama in the BCS, you just can’t avoid AT&T.
— We help Frank understand why East Rutherford was so easily invaded by Miami fans (all those New Yorkers who vacation in Florida over the Winter).
— Point counter-point on whether LA should look forward to becoming home for the Chargers and Cry me a river Phillip Rivers.
— Comparing Johnny Football with Cryin Ryan Leaf.
— We pay tribute to the Aztecs, who sent QB Greggy boy to the hospital Ward.
— What’s next? The 99 Cent Bowl? And bowls springing up like cockroaches all over Florida.
— We celebrate the 100th birthday of Kirk Douglas and the passing of master character actor Fritz Weaver.
— Marc Caruso takes responsibility for Jeff Fisher’s John Wayne Bobbitt contract extension, and then gives a detailed and incredibly prescient break down of Patriots-Broncos (including why NE’s ground game will wear down the hot shot Denver defenders).
— Make way for McDaniels, J. in LA?
— Tony Puppa goes out on a limb and predicts a Falcon blow out over the Niners.
— A choice clip from Ted 2 (at the sperm bank).
— We reveal that a guy from New Jersey, operating out of a submarine, was responsible for throwing the election to Trumps with the toxic leaks.
— Frank from the car does a lightning analysis of the games, predicting a Phillip Rivers 4th quarter meltdown, and we make some errors (picking Minnesota, Green Bay against the spread, taking the Chiefs, and dissing the Colts).
— Marc nails the Dallas-Tampa Bay game on the head (nice call dude!)
— We play some raw and raunchy Aussie commentary of Ruthlessberger’s destruction of Cincy dreams in last year’s playoffs.
— Speculation about what pro football telecasts would be like without erectile dysfunction commercials.
— ChabDog announces a new PR in the bench, but Marc cautions against too many reps.
— and more!

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On the Sunday, December 11, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2016/12/11/chabdog-sportstalk-radio-show-sunday-december-11

 

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  • Tune in as Eric the Well-read takes us around the broad shoulders of the NFL
  • Frank Fleming overcomes the agony of dee feet to break down Army’s victory over Navy, and takes us back through the very substantial glory days of the Cleveland Browns (from Graham to Brown to Sipe/Byner to the counterfeit Browns that survived Modell’s move)
  • Meet Black Knight receiver Edgar Allen Poe; — Images of Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher doing Romeo and Juliet; — RG 3 (and not his girlfriend) evokes premature ejaculations of elation about a possible Brown victory in the Toilet Bowl/Battle of Ohio
  • Why players give up guaranteed money not to play in Cleveland (20 different QBs since 1999, hiring Podesta the “Baseball Guy” to run football operations, career wins leader among QBs in FirstEnergy Stadium (in 17 years) is an opposing team player named Big Ben)
  • Debunking the myth that Pittsburgh will have trouble with the Bills
  • Figuring out where Wentz’s “A” game went
  • Assessing the slim playoff hopes of the Phins, and why, in any event, their playoff lives would be hopelessly Hobbesian — nasty, brutish and short
  • Marc touts Frank as Trump’s new Ambassador to New Jersey
  • Mad Dog Maddon is in and Mad Dog Russo is clearly out
  • Caruso sings excessively prophetic as he calls the Giants over Cowboys (Odella is fast as hella!), Skins over Philly, Tennessee over Denver, Cincy over Cleveland, but we all miss Texans vs. Colts
  • Explaining how the Puppet master does plug ‘n play
  • Did next year’s 2017 AL Pennant just get purchased by the Red Sox for a Sale price?
  • Frank and Marc express their mutual amazement and abhorrence at being forced to live so “Coast” together
  • and more!
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