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2019 US Open Update: Day 2, Round 1 (Men’s Singles)

2019 US Open Update:

  • At closing time of tonight’s Prime Time overtime smack down by Nick and his big serving stick, “Stevie” Johnson looked a lot like Sgt. O’Neill in Platoon after being told by Barnes that he had to go back out on patrol … crestfallen and perturbed
  • Other than the near miss by Cecchinato, Day 2 was a major Italian Job, with straight setters for Berrettini and favorite son Sonego, and a truly fabulous conquest of this year’s French Open finalist/runner up by Fabbiano.
  • Isner isn’t above some impressive grandstanding in the Grandstand.
  • Great tennis from Tennys, who outlasts Tsonga in five on Court 5.
  • German sports fan hasn’t partied like this since the last World Cup, with Sasha squeezing by Albot, Struff stuffing Ruud, and Filip stubbing his toes against Marcel-Stebe.
  • Little Big Man Diego whips out his mobile speed pass in blowing by Robin Haase.
  • A really ripe Paire sure looked self-assured against Schnur.
  • Slovenia socks it to Slovakia when Bedene cleans Kovalik’s clock.
  • Humbert can’t cope with Copil, and Khachanov can’t foot the lovely bill against Pospisil.
  • Ivo with the evil good serve fails to make the curve against Tiafoe.
  • Shapavalov flattens fellow Maple Leafer Felix.
  • Egor turns Court 13 into Gerasimov Park.

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