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2019 US Open Update: Day 4, Round 2 (Women’s Singles)

2019 US Open Update:

  • Babe in the woods Gouff goes off on old pro Babos.
  • Wozny wakes up to squelch old yeller Dan-yell.
  • Ostapenko makes it to the weekend by managing Riske.
  • Bencic presses on.
  • Tough Taylor Townsend imposes hard court hardship on the Queen of the Queen of Grass for 2019.
  • Putintseva sentences Sabulenka to some hard labor just before Labor Day.
  • Konta can’t miss again a quite exasperated Gasparyan.
  • Osaka drops the big one on Lilliputian Linette.
  • Many are astonished to learn that Petkovic is the big dog in the room against No. 6 Petra.
  • Karolina Czechs Mariam into boards.

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