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Australian Open Update: 1/18/19 (Women’s Singles) (and check out the hilarious workout clip from “This is 40”)

Sloane strong arms her way past a spellbound, spindly Martic

Australian Open Update:

— Stephens finds her A game often enough to effectuate a cathartic win over Martic
— Kvitova bounces Belinda Bencic
— Kerber buries Birrell
— Osaka recovers after temporarily losing her way against Wei Hsieh
— Sevastova quites Qiang Wang
— Serena beats the living daylights out of Dayana
— Keys puts a real hurting on Elise Mertens

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