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Australian Open Update: 1/24/19 (Men’s Semifinals) (click to hear why no man can eat 50 eggs)

Tsistipas and Sisyphus had lots in common today.

Australian Open Update:

— Rafa tears Stefanos to absolute shreds, as an appetizer to would appear to be a very entertaining banquet of grunts, slides, twists and turns in the inevitable final confrontation with Djoker. Enough with the foreplay … let’s bring on the main event. As for Tsistipas, today’s experience looked very Sisyphusian.

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