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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 7-26 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Yanks sever the head of Mr. Red, with some severely wicked stuff from Severino, and something big that goes down (and out) from Frazier. #Yankees #Reds
  • St. Louis is becoming known as the place for roasted Rockies, not to mention toasted raviolis. #Cardinals #Rockies
  • Royal flashback to 2015 continues courtesy of a very hot Hosmer. #Royals #Tigers
  • Startling way to lose for the Bucs as Starling started the wrong way on a fly ball. #Giants #Pirates
  • Red Sox finally find their tailwind behind who else, but Sale, and a snot nosed rookie you Devers would have expected. #RedSox #Mariners
  • Braves can’t handle various shots dished out by the very sharp D-backs, including an inside-the-parker job from Ketel. #Diamondbacks #Braves
  • Intoxicating play from the D-backs, who dish out an inside-the-parker job from Ketel. #Diamondbacks #Braves
  • Oh, how the O’s were longing for a long ball like the one that left the bat of Longoria. #Rays #Orioles

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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 7-25 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Like grim death — or should we say a persistent case of jock itch — the Mets just refuse to go away, and give their fans reason to pray. #Mets #Padres
  • TB manufactures another tight win against smiley Miley and the Orioles’ laugh of a staff. #Rays #Orioles
  • You’d be hard pressed to find a Bader hater in St. Louis….#Cardinals #Rockies
  • Cin take it on the chin, to the tune of some domestic violence (not to mention chin music) from one disgruntled former power partner Chapman. #Reds #Yankees
  • Milwaukee appears to want to mill around some more in first place, but are they really serious? #Brewers #Nationals
  • Contrarian point of view holds sway at Wrigley in battle of Chicagoans. #WhiteSox #Cubs
  • Angry Giants get more than mad … they get even … behind the Madbum.  #Pirates #Giants

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 7-24 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Blash certainly wasn’t blashful up at the plate, but Terry breathed a sigh of relief when his blash went foul by an eyelash. #Mets #Padres
  • Memo to Farrell — maybe it’s time for some electro-shock treatments; your boys are laying down like they’ve got comas that won’t go away, and the Yankees are coming. #Mariners #RedSox
  • If only the committees in Washington were as results oriented as KC’s ridiculously large bullpen by committee. Methinks the poor Tigers were getting cross-eyed watching Royal relievers getting shuttled around. #Royals #Tigers
  • Gausman finally has cause to rejoice as Orio’s snuff out the flickering Rays. #Orioles #Rays
  • As expected, Astros give Phillies their obligatory ass-kicking. #Phillies #Astros
  • Cubs continue to periodically and predictably stub their toes … despite the fact that tonight there was absolutely no reason to be harried playing the Harry Cary horrible Pale Hose. #WhiteSox #Cubs
  • Giants and Cain get totally brained upside the head by the combination of Gerrit Cole’s heavy fastball and Cutch’s heavyweight display of power. #Giants #PIrates

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 7-23 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Strange but true — Yankees muster up enough excellence to win their first series encounter in six weeks and are only a few games behind bumbling Boston….#Yankees #Mariners
  • Wil Myers and the rest of the Padre young guns continue to flex, while perplexed codgers from Frisco continue to misfire. #Padres #Giants
  • Strasburg labors, and leaves, but Nationals scrape together the pitching they need to douse the D-backs in the desert. #Nationals #Diamondbacks
  • Red Sox continue to tread water behind an unreliable offense. #RedSox #Angels
  • Rockies really pile on the runs in support of a sharp Kyle; Pirate revival stalls. #PIrates #Rockies
  • Brewer season continues to evaporate in the Phliadelphia fermenting tank. #Phillies #Brewers
  • Don’t blame automatic savior Britton for Baltimore’s fall from contention. #Orioles #Astros
  • Boxberger isn’t strong enough to stand up to rough treatment from Ranger Rougned. #Rangers #Rays
  • Miracle Mets no more, as guest Athletics had some assertive surprises in store. #Athletics #Mets
  • Kluber’s definitely finding his groove, and Cleveland seems to be making its move. #Indians #BlueJays

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 7-22 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Nationals couldn’t be more pleased that the Doolittle Air Raid did a lot to save ‘ol Dustry Baker’s bacon. #Nationals #Diamondbacks
  • Pittsburgh wilts under the expected push back in CO, which featured virtuoso performances by Mark Reynolds, starter Marquez, and hurlers marking their territory with bean balls and brush backs. #Pirates #Rockies
  • Oh the pain, oh the misery, being visited on the O’s lame throwers by the traveling Astros. #Astros #Orioles
  • Milwaukee could’ve suffered endless damnation from Brewer nation, forever consigned to wondering where the hell did its 7-run lead go, if not for the heroics of one Santana, Domingo. #Brewers #Phillies
  • It’s wrally wanker time at Citi Field, as Wilmer whacks one realy good and sends Frankie Midnight home smiling. #Mets #Athletics
  • Ballpark Rangers decide to show up for work today in St. Pete. #Rangers #Rays
  • Surprisingly stout Lindor closes yet another window of opportunity for a win on the hard luck Blue Jays. #BlueJays #Indians
  • San Diego Quack has the perfect cure for Giants’ common cold streak. #Padres #Giants
  • No relief from the open door approach taken by the St. Louis pen. #Cubs #Cardinals

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 7-21 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Atlanta realizes that Kershaw isn’t on the mound, and punctures the Dodgers’ hot air balloon, sending it crashing to the ground at The Ravine. #Dodgers #Braves
  • Pirates pillage at Coors, rocking Hoffman and associates for 13 large ones. #Pirates #Rockies
  • The Eliot Ness of MLB, Mr. Untouchable Chris Sale, did a fine job impaling the Halo hitters on the cross of batting obscurity with another crescendo of Ks. #RedSox #Angels
  • Conforto contortions continue latest Met threat of relevance in NL Wild Card chase … but let’s get real… look who they’re playing. #Mets #Athletics
  • Brewer corpse continues to spew blood, with the latest wound being inflicted by the sickly Phils. #Brewers #Phillies
  • Houston lights up Baltimore’s house of cards resurgence with some real good fire fighting by Fiers. #Orioles #Astros

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 7-20 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Defeat defying Dodgers finally lose their attitude against awfully ordinary Atlanta. #Dodgers #Atlanta
  • King Felix pays for letting down his guard against the sometimes dangerous Gardner. #Yankees #Mariners
  • Bochy must be having a real tough time recognizing who those guys are who are wearing Giants uniforms, what with another humbling loss to the bumbling Pads and the Mad Bum pitching like a relative bum. #Giants #Padres
  • Royals continue to tread water, which is exactly what you need to be doing to have chance in the AL Comedy Central. #Royals #Tigers
  • Oriole boppers show their fidelity to winner Castro by hammering Hamels into submission. #Orioles #Rangers
  • Blue Jays use Smoak,Pearcing, sunshine filled mirrors, and a golden opportunity to hit against the weak Fister in Boston’s rotation abscond with a victory and a series split with the Red Sox. #RedSox #BlueJays
  • Give the Pirates loads of credit for keeping the faith when times were tough, and now the Brewers have a confident, rabble rousing bevy of baseball busting Bucs to contend with. #Brewers #Pirates
  • Dreadful Reds’ hitting (and pitching) continues to go nowhere but on the lam, while Zona stays in the zone as its own Lamb continues to live large. #Diamondbacks #Reds
  • Trevor learns the hard way that pitchers shouldn’t admire their pitches, any more than batters shouldn’t gloat over their home runs. #Mets #Cardinals

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 7-19 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Who knew that Drew the Jew would be the other pitching messiah for the Bosox; can this continue for a whole season… kenahora. #RedSox #BlueJays
  • Stunned Brew Crew looks unglued, if not mortified, by late game heroics of heretofore unknown newbie Max Moroff. #Pirates #Brewers
  • Another win for Sonny Gray, the temporary A. #Athletics #Rays
  • Nolan the Twister Arenado unleashes three more deadly swings on poor Padres. This is happening with such regularity it seems like self flagellation for the fouled up Friars. #Rockies #Padres
  • Twins get behind Berrios to finally garner a series win in their barrio. #Twins #Yankees
  • Phillies take out their frustrations by railing against Straily, to the tune of 20 hits/10 runs. #Phillies #Marlins
  • Cubs continue to ride the tasty Brave wave, which they’ve caught just in the nick of time. #Braves #Cubs

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 7-18 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Just imagine how potent this D-back team will be with J.D. Martinez. Tonight’s lashing of the Reds was case in point. #Reds #Diamondbacks
  • Like everyone else, White Sox wave the white flag against Kershaw. #Dodgers #WhiteSox
  • Met futility hits a new low, as their shoddy fielding (3 errors) matches their ineptitude at the plate (3 hits). #Mets #Cardinals
  • Rangers have definitely come down with a bad case of Birds’ flu. #Orioles #Rangers
  • Marte party at PNC ends quite happily for the Bucs, who now find themselves back in the thick of things in the NL Central. #Pirates #Brewers
  • It was well past the time for last call at the Cask ‘N Flagon, when warmed up Hanley got all of the ball. #BlueJays #RedSox

Categories: MLB

MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 7-17 (click post for audio)

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MLB Update:

  • Ahoy maties! Mariners have started off the second half by tightening their ship, while the Astros show hints of a slip. #Astros #Mariners
  • Punch and Judy Royals get violated by the previously terrible Tigers. #Royals #Tigers
  • Wheeler, Robles and Co. do a Phamtastic job greasing the Cardinal wheelhouse, as St. Louis buries the Mets with six in the sixth. #Cardinals #Mets
  • A mirage of pitching for Baltimore prevents a barrage of hitting for Texas. #Orioles #Rangers
  • Polanco puts together a Honus Wagner type performance, which leaves the sheepish Brewers sloshing around in steel town. #Pirates #Brewers
  • Shaky relief pitching and spotty hitting continue to plague front running Red Sox. #RedSox #BlueJays
  • Based on this very successful sweep, there are no kinks in the state of the Nationals’ health, as they are sitting pretty atop the NL East. #Nationals #Reds

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