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On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday, January 16 Show …

Thanks to Eric the Well-read (who took time off from his busy social schedule), Frank Fleming (who opened the screen door to his submarine), Mark Caruso (who broke his date with the white widow) and Ben Sarinana (who said some very nice things about Big Ben) for a great show. And ChabDog is happy to report that Marc got both Sunday games wrong, while the rest of us were 2 for 2.

Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday January 8 Show….

It was a pleasant, informative show until about the 70 minute mark, then chaos erupted, but all participants survived the fireworks.
Plenty of predictions, benedictions, and Sopranos clips to go around, and in the end we all found common ground.

Thanks to Eric the Well-read, Frank Fleming, Marc Caruso, Stan Ber and Ben Sarinana for making it a memorable show for Wildcard Sunday.

On the New Year’s Day/Bloody Sunday, January 1 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— Frank recounts how he survived a Shining holiday excursion to snowy Idaho;
— Tales of the Ohio St./Michigan/Nebraska Big 10 belly flop of epidemic proportions;
— the story behind the episode of excessive shoplifting at the Belk Bowl;
— What in god’s name happened to the Urban assault vehicle … even Harold Ramis couldn’t have helped them navigate through Clemson;
— Why the only parade that ChabDog ever liked was the one in Animal House (May I have 10,000 marbles, please?) … all other are parades of horribles;
— NE’s fury in South Beach is foreshadowed by Furio’s fury in his first job as Tony’s bill collector;
— Miami’s no-show status is confirmed by our all-star panel, despite the theoretical existence of an incentive (here’s pride looking at ya, and a possible trip to Houston);
— We look for soft landing spots for Rivers and Romo.
— Debating the relative merits of Tyrod Taylor … Eric is a believer but ChabDog insists he’s got no pocket presence (screw political correctness);
— Exposing the cheap, cheap cheap Buffalo Bills; what a bunch of skinflints;
— Marc wishes Frank a Happy New Year, and then proceeds to blow the broadcast up, in addition to the paper tigers playing the Patriots;
— “Dolphins sleeping with the fishes, paysanne”;
— Marc and Tony Puffer accurately predict a Redskin hand over in Landover, but how can you forget Riggo;
— Well-read sticks up for the honor of Denver and for the storehouse of knowledge that is the creator of the Sports e-Cyclopedia;
— But Frank does think Dallas will exit in the first round …. really? Perhaps if they play Green Bay.
— Marc the Jackhammer Caruso is born;
— Pauli “Walnuts” Gualtieri sends the message that you can overcome real adversity, like being kicked in the nuts by an old lady;
— Uniform agreement that the Lions are dead in the water of Green Bay;
— Live breaking news about Hollyweed;
— Confirmed — excessive use of vasoline can really leave you fuming;
— Marc is behind watching the Pats-Dolphins compared to the rest of us, but he’s happy the Patriots were quickly ahead;
— A lousy round of work for Rousey… she should take a lesson from Patricia Arquette in True Romance;
— Figuring out if Jets-Buffalo is the most meaningless game in Week 17, not to mention history;
— …. and more

 

On the Monday, December 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— ChabDog and Eric the Well-read enjoy celebrating the day after Xmas from the cozy Newport Beach studios by watching the Detroit-Dallas pro bowl game, though their feed is a bit tardy;
— Marc Caruso takes us through the various AFC Playoff scenarios, unavoidably involving Miami’s awful demise, speculates about one Dolphin fan’s excessive use of vasoline, and then explains what it’s like to grow up Soprano … including some info on the real life “Pauli Walnuts”;
— We conclude the AFC Championship will have to involve Pittsburgh at New England;
— Remembering Richie Apriele, Beansie, Furio, Gay Vito, Bobby Bacala, “My Pussy or your Pussy”, Uncle June whistling in the wheatfield, and the Pi Oh My fight with Ralph Sifaretto;
— A shout out to Jimmy Carter, who has the energy and spirit to attend the Presidential inauguration;
— Doing a psychological assessment of the pretender Lions;
— Reliving the supremely satisfying Steeler surge in Q4 of the latest blood feud with Baltimore;
— What it’s like trying to do a blogcast, while getting distracted by lingerie adds;
— The latest scuttlebutt from WEEI tells us that the Dolphins are a year away from competing with New England, no Ajayi playing this week .. and the Patriots “want to win”;
— A run down of Week 16 action as described on ChabDog.com: a Carr breakdown and Raiders must now depend on the tender loins of McGloin, the desperate for points the Bowles of Depression Jets have no shame in kicking a field goal down 41-0, Chargers get electrocuted by the static laden Browns (all 8 of Rivers’ kids must be in serious mourning);
— A futile attempt to get Marc to do something other than smoking weed (OG Sour) and watching football (how about Facebook?);
— Flashbacks to Neion Deion and Bo Jackson;
— Who’s the hot blonde sitting with Emmett?
— Marc recalls his strip club days and “Girls, Girls, Girls”
— Why Tony Romo would be really scary to see in the playoffs…
— What exactly is a Wake-Suh sandwich;
— And with a little over 60 minutes left, Frank parked his submarine and came on board;
— Discussing all the teams that will trade up for Garrapolo;
— Frank insists Brady will never be better than Montana or Otto Graham, and will be wearing black and gold for the AFC Championship game;
— We grieve for the broadcasters of the Texans-Raiders playoff game;
— Paying homage to Teddy Ballgame and his frozen head, as well as to his wingman, John Glenn;
— Boomtown Rats sign a tribute to the Redskins, “Tell me why I don’t like Mondays”;
— Try to make sense of the question to Doug Williams, “How long have you been a black quarterback”
— Frank salivates about the Dolphins blitz packages;
–and more….

On the Sunday, December 18, 2016 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:

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On the Sunday, December 18 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— ChabDog returns to the air waves with a vengeance, leaving Bingo Chabner’s smoking Manhattan Beach steamer on the doorstep of Bengals fan before the start of the show;
— Before leaving for his own private Idado, Frank Fleming recounts fond memories of the latest Day of the Dolphins — living it up at the Meadowlands, with his shirt off, a bottle of rum and plenty of delirious Dolphin fans.
— Memo to Jets coach Todd Bowles: Grow some balls and go for the TD/do the onsides kick when you’re down by 24 in the 4th quarter.
— We get hung up on the lower rung bowl games, discussing the Camellia Bowl, Las Vegas Bowl, Celebration Bowl, Cure Bowl and New Mexico Bowl in excruciating detail.
— Like Alabama in the BCS, you just can’t avoid AT&T.
— We help Frank understand why East Rutherford was so easily invaded by Miami fans (all those New Yorkers who vacation in Florida over the Winter).
— Point counter-point on whether LA should look forward to becoming home for the Chargers and Cry me a river Phillip Rivers.
— Comparing Johnny Football with Cryin Ryan Leaf.
— We pay tribute to the Aztecs, who sent QB Greggy boy to the hospital Ward.
— What’s next? The 99 Cent Bowl? And bowls springing up like cockroaches all over Florida.
— We celebrate the 100th birthday of Kirk Douglas and the passing of master character actor Fritz Weaver.
— Marc Caruso takes responsibility for Jeff Fisher’s John Wayne Bobbitt contract extension, and then gives a detailed and incredibly prescient break down of Patriots-Broncos (including why NE’s ground game will wear down the hot shot Denver defenders).
— Make way for McDaniels, J. in LA?
— Tony Puppa goes out on a limb and predicts a Falcon blow out over the Niners.
— A choice clip from Ted 2 (at the sperm bank).
— We reveal that a guy from New Jersey, operating out of a submarine, was responsible for throwing the election to Trumps with the toxic leaks.
— Frank from the car does a lightning analysis of the games, predicting a Phillip Rivers 4th quarter meltdown, and we make some errors (picking Minnesota, Green Bay against the spread, taking the Chiefs, and dissing the Colts).
— Marc nails the Dallas-Tampa Bay game on the head (nice call dude!)
— We play some raw and raunchy Aussie commentary of Ruthlessberger’s destruction of Cincy dreams in last year’s playoffs.
— Speculation about what pro football telecasts would be like without erectile dysfunction commercials.
— ChabDog announces a new PR in the bench, but Marc cautions against too many reps.
— and more!

On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:

 

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On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:
— Don’t miss the genius of Eric the Well-read’s latest, perfect promo, with choice clips from No Country For Old Men, Blazing Saddles, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Ghostbusters, North Dallas Forty … and the 2016 Presidential campaign;
— Pop pops off, while Ventriloquist Bill gives us a surprising mouthful in terms of espousing his friendship and loyalty for the odd couple — Donald and Kerry;
— Speculate on the reasons for Nick Satan’s failure to vote;
— Stan Ber, our resident John Henry, takes time out from his sojourns down south to assure us that the boring, predictable Ravens are still going nowhere, despite their take down of the Steelers, and a few days earlier, “Cleveland just ran out of poop”;
— We salivate about the prospects for the Big 10 Stupor Bowl (Illinois vs. Maryland) and the meeting of the super misfits (Rutgers vs. Kansas);
— And what about the Terps’ latest display of Under Armour armor: the hot red Blinky look (hides the bruises and the blood);
— Punting as a lethal weapon at Iowa City (just ask Jimbo);
— Connor from Pitt graduates the week with high honors, and to the horror of Clemson, kicker Blewitt doesn’t blow it;
— Frank celebrates his 42nd with a Dolphin win and a punishing loss for the Patriots, and tells us about the New Jersey Generals pennant hanging in his apartment;
— We all get blindsided by Seattle’s Sunday night special … the biggest unsolved murder mystery in New England since “Lizzie Borden grabbed the ax, gave her father 40 whacks, and when she saw what she had done, she gave her mother 41.”
— Nobody is seduced by J-ville at home;
— Tony Puppa, the mush, was right about KC winning at Carolina (sorry Mark)
— Rams win in a snoozer and without 2 TD (so unfortunately no free burger at Jack-in-the-Box;
— Some of us (but not all) correctly predict the Dirty Birdy losing in Philthydelphia;
— Redskins dump a hailstorm on the Purple People Eaters with the mascot wearing the funny hat;
— Aaron Rodgers amazes us by playing more and more like Fred Rogers;
— and more ….

 

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