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On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:

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On the Sunday, November 13 ChabDog Sports Talk show:
— Don’t miss the genius of Eric the Well-read’s latest, perfect promo, with choice clips from No Country For Old Men, Blazing Saddles, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Ghostbusters, North Dallas Forty … and the 2016 Presidential campaign;
— Pop pops off, while Ventriloquist Bill gives us a surprising mouthful in terms of espousing his friendship and loyalty for the odd couple — Donald and Kerry;
— Speculate on the reasons for Nick Satan’s failure to vote;
— Stan Ber, our resident John Henry, takes time out from his sojourns down south to assure us that the boring, predictable Ravens are still going nowhere, despite their take down of the Steelers, and a few days earlier, “Cleveland just ran out of poop”;
— We salivate about the prospects for the Big 10 Stupor Bowl (Illinois vs. Maryland) and the meeting of the super misfits (Rutgers vs. Kansas);
— And what about the Terps’ latest display of Under Armour armor: the hot red Blinky look (hides the bruises and the blood);
— Punting as a lethal weapon at Iowa City (just ask Jimbo);
— Connor from Pitt graduates the week with high honors, and to the horror of Clemson, kicker Blewitt doesn’t blow it;
— Frank celebrates his 42nd with a Dolphin win and a punishing loss for the Patriots, and tells us about the New Jersey Generals pennant hanging in his apartment;
— We all get blindsided by Seattle’s Sunday night special … the biggest unsolved murder mystery in New England since “Lizzie Borden grabbed the ax, gave her father 40 whacks, and when she saw what she had done, she gave her mother 41.”
— Nobody is seduced by J-ville at home;
— Tony Puppa, the mush, was right about KC winning at Carolina (sorry Mark)
— Rams win in a snoozer and without 2 TD (so unfortunately no free burger at Jack-in-the-Box;
— Some of us (but not all) correctly predict the Dirty Birdy losing in Philthydelphia;
— Redskins dump a hailstorm on the Purple People Eaters with the mascot wearing the funny hat;
— Aaron Rodgers amazes us by playing more and more like Fred Rogers;
— and more ….


On the November 6 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk, we were preoccupied with…

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On the Sunday, November 6 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk, we were preoccupied with:
— Frank Fleming’s conspiracy theory on why PC didn’t want Marshawn of few words to be the 2015 Super Bowl MVP;
— Memories of Ricky Rasta Man Williams (sorry to remind you, Mike Ditka, about shooting your wad);
— Eric the Well-read buffs his bowling ball while listening to Verne “Puffy” Lundquist do the Bama-LSU defensive death spiral;
— We speculate that Rutgers has the last game of the year against Maryland marked with a scarlet circle;
— The latest on the Jersey bridge fiasco — using traffic as a political football —
— Buckeyes give the Huskers a black eye and a much needed boot out of the top 10;
— Wild success across the board in Washington is setting up quite a juicy Apple Cup;
— USC possibly seeing its way to a shot at the Rose Bowl at this rate;
— Mora misery for UCLA and more shame for Notre Dame;
— The Big 12 as a faker’s dozen of mediocrity;
— Huskies may be banished from the BSC due to their scheduling of the out-of-conference Scarlet Letter Knights;
— Remembering how the drought finally ended for the Windy City Cubbies, marked by a bit of rain hitting Progressive Field just before the fateful 2-run top of the tenth;
— How the Cubs actually won with a pitcher who could not throw over to first?
— The top ten reasons Joe Buck sucks as a baseball announcer;
— Making sense of the NFL penal code (cell phone destruction vs. domestic violence) — the wheel of misfortune;
— Caruso speculates that Cleveland Steamers left on the puppet master’s desk are definitely grounds for being traded … just ask Jamie Collins, and then questions whether Big Ben is the toughest QB in the league when it comes to getting him to leave the women’s bathroom;
— Who was the inept softball woman commentating on FOX this year for baseball? Inquiring minds want to know.
— Maryland getting raped in the Big House by Michigan…. the horror!;
— Decoding Jay Ajayi;
— Some classic Jim Rome (Bohica);
— Revisiting our hard-on for LeBron (may he fall out of the Indians’ luxury box);
— ChabDog and Mark put their faith in the Raiders and it is well placed (sorry Frank);
— Scoffing at Jared Goff and windbag Wendy Williams;
— Cutting it up at the Barber Shop with “I saw her standing there;
— Our team settles on a number of very seductive NFL predictions, including ChabDog picking the Lions, Panthers over the Rams, Giants over the Eagles, Jets to crash and burn, Saints to fine the Niners, and Dallas Dallas Dallas.

On the Sunday, October 30 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk…

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On the Sunday, 10-30 ChabDog Sports Talk Show, topics include:
— Frank sings a tribute to Andy Dandy Dalton;
— We discuss why the Bengals are turning into the Raiders, how the Raiders are turning into the Patriots, and why the future is quite tenuous for Marvin Lewis.
— A blow by blow account of another stinker of a game in jolly old England, including the shocking miss by hop scotch Hopkins.
— Speculation about the location for the next overseas NFL Game (Zaire, Bahrain, Iran?).
— Nebraska exposed in loss to the Big Red Ws.
— Clemson wins another clumsy scoring affair, but who cares… they’ll never beat Bama
— Frank reminds ChabDog why AJ Green is no AC Green — he knows how to score sometimes
— The NBA Hall of Fame’s open door policy…
— We overcome massive static from Mars (or was it really Well-read’s line).
— Eric touts the new alternative to Clinton/Kane and Trump/Pence …. it’s the Weiner/Holder ticket
— Explaining the Huma/Anthony connection by looking at a past episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David and the Palestinian woman)
— We shame the Cubs into fighting back by playing clips from the Bad News Bears, put them through some extensive psychoanalysis, and give them a kick in the ass with the John Belushi inspirational speech, “Whatever happened when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor…”.
— Why Joe Buck is not even a counterfeit Ernie Johnson, or worse, an actual baseball announcer/
— Massachusetts Mark Caruso returns to play more Patriots’ games with Frank’s head.
— We recount the best baseball celebration of all time … when Neon Deion poured champagne on McCarver.
— Words of wisdom from the incomparable Frank Caliendo (doing Charles Barkley, Steven A, Jim Rome, Adam Schechter, Jon Gruden, Herm Edwards and Bill Walton).
— Mark reminds us that Dan Marino can’t even hold Tom Brady’s jock strap.
— Who is this guy Jay Ajayi?
— A classic spat from Ted 2.
— We correctly call the NE knockout of Dumb and Dumber, Atlanta having its way with Green Bay, and ChabDog goes out on a limb by booking the Jets over the reprieve-less Cleveland.


On last week’s (10-23) ChabDog Sports Talk Show …


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On last Sunday’s (10-23) edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— ChabDog laments Pittsburgh’s being left hanging out to dry with Landry (where was the contingency plan? Dak Prescott? Sam Bradford? Nick Foles?);
— Somebody needed to blow the whistle on all the garbage yardage given up in the Texas Tech/OU game (856-856 tie in terms of yards);
— Rutgers makes a futile attempt to exit Misfits East with a 3-pt loss to the Bushwood Gophers from Minnesota;
— Eric Sauve is sternly told to finish his new promo;
— Memories from “No Country For Old Men” —- “Hello Carson, let’s go to your room”;
— A&M holds the ball too loose at Tuscaloosa;
— They’re happy again in Happy Valley;
— Rams offense is again pathetic (only one TD), this time across the Pond, and there’s no free Jumbo Jack in LA (to for Goff to get off his ass and onto the field);
— Prairie View A&M is strongly urged to submit an application to join Misfits West, after getting cooked by Rice (but they must change their mascot from the Panthers to the Prairie Dogs);
— Utah runs up the score on the ground without mercy against porous UCLA;
— Michigan will burn in hell for their fake punt, leading 34-0 against the very ill Illini;
— We speculate that Rutgers’ football may prefer a death sentence, rather than having to travel next year to the Big House;
— Time to ship the Midshipmen into the top 25;
— Questions persist about whether Dabo will end up dabbling this year in the BCS;
— After quickly reviewing the funny parts of the Alfred E. Smith Banquet, we happily harken back to the genius of Dana Carvey and Will Ferrell playing 41 and 43;
— We speculate as to why SNL never does any Barack bits;
— Try and figure out what the hell they are saying in the Trump Pokemon theme song;
— The Cubs history of futility in the WCS is well chronicled, and Frank notes this is the first since Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier;
— Mark Caruso offers up Janine Garoppolo for Landry Jones, straight up, along with some extras, and challenges Big Ben to take the body fat challenge;
— Time for some rappin Rodney;
— Matty Ice is nice, but he’s no Tom Brady;
— We offend the football gods again by trashing Miami against Buff, and underestimate the Lions;
— ChabDog nails the upset of the week, by picking the Eagles;

Listen in to the Sunday, September 25 ChabDog Sports Talk Show …

On the Sunday, September 25 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— We reflect on the loss of young superstar Jose Fernandez;
— ChabDog foreshadows the firing of Les Offense Miles with “No Time Left For You” from the Guess Who, and looks back on ND’s sickly loss to Puke with “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling”;
— The next question is whether Duke is now also a football school
— Musings about the imposing Aggies; the A&M stand for athletic and muscular.
— Action Jackson can’t lose at Louisville.
— Uggly loss for Ugga, who has plenty of fleas.
— TN is looking like the beast of the SEC East.
— Frank is emphatic that Nick Satan always wins, and Eric the Well-read suggests the coach has the goods to keep the NCAA at bay and away.
— We confirm that Michigan will someday leave the Big House, and Frank presumes the Wolverines will in fact lose at the ugly Horseshoe.
— the WC race between the Cards, Mets and Giants can be seen as the Sergio Leone movie, The Erratic, the Infirm, and the bummed out Mentally Disturbed.
— We discuss roid rage, and recall when the Rocket went loony on Cooney.
— Dodgers look for a life trainer for Puig leader in bonehead plays Puig.
— Do the Mets still hold a hex over the Cubs? Nahhhhh
— Papi say it ain’t so … don’t go…
— Without much doubt, this year’s WCS could mean the end of a serious drought?
— The team from Queens is retiring the Reds’ collective numbers … they own them so bad.
— Coach Tui discusses a successful 2016 campaign for the LA Temptation, LFL expansion plans for next year and why the games are so great to watch in person.
— Raiders take the advice of Al Davis to “Just win, baby”, and Tui’s admonishments to tighten up that D.
— Tui talks of his past love for the Steelers, and how he faced mandatory conversion to the Silver and Black.
— We go old school, with Howie Long, Phil Villapiano, Joe Namath and the Super Bowl of 1984.
— Eric the Well-read doesn’t drink the Bengals’ kool aid and reminds us that the trend is your friend.
— Rexy and Robby take a break from driving the dumb and dumber doggie van, but the coach doesn’t get a chance to indulge his foot fetish … dee feet.
— Where will the NFL coaching carousel stop next….
— Playing “Wheel of QBs” in Cleveland
— Of course, more Ryan Bennyhill

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