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On the Sunday, 11-12 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (Pt. 2):

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  • We go back to the good old days, when Spacey could negotiate real good severance packages and Hoffman was an ultra polite, apologetic and well-mannered hotel guest
  • Marc goes out of his way to make the point that “Girls like funny guys”
  • Dylan explains just why you shouldn’t scoff at Goff or pass him off as a flash in the pan
  • Eric goes crazy with the puns when he calls Young young, while Caruso goes crazy when he sees Steve’s Amazonian wife
  • As usual, ChabDog steps on a minefield when, against his better instincts, he picks the Skins
  • It’s morning again, at our studios in Newport Beach
  • Why Packer podcasters have apparently packed it in
  • Good for all those who refused to allow the Bears, of all teams, to receive 5
  • AP and Brady on the same team=cheesey
  • NE’s QB is the first employee in history to actually low ball his employer … ridiculous
  • The Chargers coming to LA was nothing short of a bowel movement
  • and more

Sneak preview of the new and improved “vote” questions on ChabDog Sports Blog:

Sneak preview:
1. Which QB will be the first to go down with an extended-game injury: (a) Jaywalking Jay Cutler; (b) Cleveland’s signal caller, whomever he is; (c) Dandy Andy Dalton, the red headed Bungling stepchild; (d) Captain Kirk Cousins; (e) Carson Not So Rosy Palmer; or (f) Carson George Wendtz.
2. What was the worst pick yet on ChabDog Sports Talk? (a) ChabDog picking the Jags in Week 2; (b) Marc saying there’s no @#$@#$ way we can lose to Carolina; (c) Eric insisting Buffalo had no chance against Denver; (d) Every freaking pick Frankie Midnight made on Week 4; or (e) Drew insisting that the Cubs had to choke last year.
3. Who is the sexiest tennis or golf wife/companion (recent past also qualifies)? (a) Ester “the 700 year itch” Berdych; (b) Mrs. Feliciano Lopez; (c) gobbledygook Gulbus’ love interest; (d) the counterpart to KA; (e) Caroline Wozniacki (if you count her as attached to ex-boyfriend Rory); or (f) Sugarpova (if attached to Baby Fed).

Tune in tomorrow at 9 am pst for ChabDog Sports Talk —

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  • Listen in as we unveil the much anticipated Super Bowl promo from Well-read Productions;
  • ChabDog issues an apb for any Atlanta fans out there who want to join the fray — we are lopsided in favor of NE;
  • As it’s apparently “Patriots Day”, Marc “White Widower” Caruso calls in just to rub it in;
  • Get educated on the ShawFrank Redemption;
  • Hear Frank Fleming strain mightily to find some potential good fortune for the Falcons;
  • Other guests include Ben Sarinana, Drew “I told you so” Owens, and Pamela Boboc (also a big Patriots fan);
  • Clips you won’t want to miss … and more

On the Sunday, January 22 NFL conference champtionship edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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On the 1/22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

On the Sunday, January 22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
–As brought to light by Sports E-cyclopedia, Bill Belichick is the Siftlord extraordinaire;
–Eric the Well-read thanks the football gods (perhaps prematurely) for what we thought would be some great matchups on Conference Championship Sunday;
— Steelers-Patriots flashback to MNF 1979, with the incomparable Howard Cosell;
— The story behind John “I’m out on work furlough” Smith and the snow plow game;
— Serena’s wrath at the Aussie Open, post-match press conference prompts a quick mea culpa from a timid reporter, who feared getting the pulp beaten outta him…. and her performance sparks interest from the Packers, who are in need of help on the o-line;
— We clear Julio Jones to make a mess of the weak Green Bay secondary;
— Trying to rationally explain why Rutgers is the farm team for the Patriots;
— Mark Caruso reveals how he missed his chance for everlasting glory when his cab goes to the wrong hotel, and Dennis Harrison beats him to the punch in waking up the still born Stillers;
— Exploring the history of dirty tricks played on road teams in the city with the dirty water, including no air conditioning and no hot water in the visitors’ locker room in the Gahden;
— Little Anthony tells Frank to shut up;
— Facebook star Antonio Brown enriches himself with a stupid social media stunt, but has to face the music later at Gillette;
— Hillary’s two rules for Bill — don’t embarrass me and don’t go after mine;
— Hear what the real success indicator is for New England — Dion Lewis;
— Frank explains why the Steelers are the only team with a logo on just one side of the helmet;
— Listen in to hear what happens when Tony and the gang invade Davey’s sporting goods store;
— Mark, the most annoying man in the world, accurately tells us why the Steelers lose the matchup battle up and down the line, and are like an 88 mile an hour fastball down the middle for New England;
— Why Big Ben needs to wear magic pajamas to bed and have encounters with Ted;
— ChabDog is very happy it’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World;
— Speculation abounds that our Patriot friend may be calling in next week from the slammer, including some snide comments from the telephone tough guy from Jersey;
— Frank promises not to sit on Pedro when he comes to visit Marc;
— Gronk and the killer bees;
— and more

Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday, January 16 Show …

Thanks to Eric the Well-read (who took time off from his busy social schedule), Frank Fleming (who opened the screen door to his submarine), Mark Caruso (who broke his date with the white widow) and Ben Sarinana (who said some very nice things about Big Ben) for a great show. And ChabDog is happy to report that Marc got both Sunday games wrong, while the rest of us were 2 for 2.

Check out ChabDog Sports Talk’s Sunday January 8 Show….

It was a pleasant, informative show until about the 70 minute mark, then chaos erupted, but all participants survived the fireworks.
Plenty of predictions, benedictions, and Sopranos clips to go around, and in the end we all found common ground.

Thanks to Eric the Well-read, Frank Fleming, Marc Caruso, Stan Ber and Ben Sarinana for making it a memorable show for Wildcard Sunday.

NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 1-8

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NFL Update:

  • Seahawks have no problem grabbing the scared kitties from Motown and dunking them kerplunk in Puget Sound. If what we saw is the return of a viable Seattle running game that can control the clock and create opportunities for Russell Wilson, Atlanta should be very worried. #Seahawks #Lions
  • Brock looks like a rock star, and blame at least part of this inept Raider offensive showing on Del Rio — that weak, unimaginative game plan was not going anywhere against the stout Texans. #Texans #Raiders
  • Rodgers will remain on his game, and will lambaste at Lambeau the myth of the all-powerful Giant defense with more herky jerky hurling. #Packers #Giants
  • Look for the Steeler defense to bottle up J. Ajayi at Heinz, while Ben speed reads the weak Miami secondary. Pittsburgh relishes opportunities like this to focus on stopping the run. #Steelers #Dolphins

On the Monday, December 26 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

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— ChabDog and Eric the Well-read enjoy celebrating the day after Xmas from the cozy Newport Beach studios by watching the Detroit-Dallas pro bowl game, though their feed is a bit tardy;
— Marc Caruso takes us through the various AFC Playoff scenarios, unavoidably involving Miami’s awful demise, speculates about one Dolphin fan’s excessive use of vasoline, and then explains what it’s like to grow up Soprano … including some info on the real life “Pauli Walnuts”;
— We conclude the AFC Championship will have to involve Pittsburgh at New England;
— Remembering Richie Apriele, Beansie, Furio, Gay Vito, Bobby Bacala, “My Pussy or your Pussy”, Uncle June whistling in the wheatfield, and the Pi Oh My fight with Ralph Sifaretto;
— A shout out to Jimmy Carter, who has the energy and spirit to attend the Presidential inauguration;
— Doing a psychological assessment of the pretender Lions;
— Reliving the supremely satisfying Steeler surge in Q4 of the latest blood feud with Baltimore;
— What it’s like trying to do a blogcast, while getting distracted by lingerie adds;
— The latest scuttlebutt from WEEI tells us that the Dolphins are a year away from competing with New England, no Ajayi playing this week .. and the Patriots “want to win”;
— A run down of Week 16 action as described on ChabDog.com: a Carr breakdown and Raiders must now depend on the tender loins of McGloin, the desperate for points the Bowles of Depression Jets have no shame in kicking a field goal down 41-0, Chargers get electrocuted by the static laden Browns (all 8 of Rivers’ kids must be in serious mourning);
— A futile attempt to get Marc to do something other than smoking weed (OG Sour) and watching football (how about Facebook?);
— Flashbacks to Neion Deion and Bo Jackson;
— Who’s the hot blonde sitting with Emmett?
— Marc recalls his strip club days and “Girls, Girls, Girls”
— Why Tony Romo would be really scary to see in the playoffs…
— What exactly is a Wake-Suh sandwich;
— And with a little over 60 minutes left, Frank parked his submarine and came on board;
— Discussing all the teams that will trade up for Garrapolo;
— Frank insists Brady will never be better than Montana or Otto Graham, and will be wearing black and gold for the AFC Championship game;
— We grieve for the broadcasters of the Texans-Raiders playoff game;
— Paying homage to Teddy Ballgame and his frozen head, as well as to his wingman, John Glenn;
— Boomtown Rats sign a tribute to the Redskins, “Tell me why I don’t like Mondays”;
— Try to make sense of the question to Doug Williams, “How long have you been a black quarterback”
— Frank salivates about the Dolphins blitz packages;
–and more….

Listen in to the Sunday, September 25 ChabDog Sports Talk Show …

On the Sunday, September 25 ChabDog Sports Talk Show:
— We reflect on the loss of young superstar Jose Fernandez;
— ChabDog foreshadows the firing of Les Offense Miles with “No Time Left For You” from the Guess Who, and looks back on ND’s sickly loss to Puke with “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling”;
— The next question is whether Duke is now also a football school
— Musings about the imposing Aggies; the A&M stand for athletic and muscular.
— Action Jackson can’t lose at Louisville.
— Uggly loss for Ugga, who has plenty of fleas.
— TN is looking like the beast of the SEC East.
— Frank is emphatic that Nick Satan always wins, and Eric the Well-read suggests the coach has the goods to keep the NCAA at bay and away.
— We confirm that Michigan will someday leave the Big House, and Frank presumes the Wolverines will in fact lose at the ugly Horseshoe.
— the WC race between the Cards, Mets and Giants can be seen as the Sergio Leone movie, The Erratic, the Infirm, and the bummed out Mentally Disturbed.
— We discuss roid rage, and recall when the Rocket went loony on Cooney.
— Dodgers look for a life trainer for Puig leader in bonehead plays Puig.
— Do the Mets still hold a hex over the Cubs? Nahhhhh
— Papi say it ain’t so … don’t go…
— Without much doubt, this year’s WCS could mean the end of a serious drought?
— The team from Queens is retiring the Reds’ collective numbers … they own them so bad.
— Coach Tui discusses a successful 2016 campaign for the LA Temptation, LFL expansion plans for next year and why the games are so great to watch in person.
— Raiders take the advice of Al Davis to “Just win, baby”, and Tui’s admonishments to tighten up that D.
— Tui talks of his past love for the Steelers, and how he faced mandatory conversion to the Silver and Black.
— We go old school, with Howie Long, Phil Villapiano, Joe Namath and the Super Bowl of 1984.
— Eric the Well-read doesn’t drink the Bengals’ kool aid and reminds us that the trend is your friend.
— Rexy and Robby take a break from driving the dumb and dumber doggie van, but the coach doesn’t get a chance to indulge his foot fetish … dee feet.
— Where will the NFL coaching carousel stop next….
— Playing “Wheel of QBs” in Cleveland
— Of course, more Ryan Bennyhill

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