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On the “Concubine Quarantine” CDST Show (Part 2):

On the uproarious “Concubine Quarantine” CDST Show (Part 2):
— Don’t judge a book by its cover, unless someone has hit the head with it first (“They’re selling coffee, bran muffins, you’re surrounded by reading material … it’s entrapment”) (“You just lost a lot of business, because I love to read”) (“I’m not eating anything in the vicinity of that book”) (“Wait a second, this book has been in the bathroom…. it’s been flagged… you get this toilet book outta here and I won’t jump over the counter and punch you in the brain”) (“You defiled one book, steal another and ask for your money back, and you call that even?”)
— And we can never, ever, get enough of Kramer’s “Assman” … unless of course you’re a breast man (“Cozmo Kramer, you are the Assman”) (“Yo Assman… look at the Assman … I never dreamed it could make such a difference … Kramer made a pass at me … he stopped short and made a grab… stopped short, that’s my move”) (“How dare you stop short with my wife … to think I almost split the profits on the manziere with you”)
— Frank checks in to reveal what it’s like keeping vampire hours … let’s face it folks, with no sports on idiot’s box of sadness, this guy’s off
— Not amused to announce that the laundromats are open for business, albeit with amusement park lines
— Tank puts his finger on the Blues Bros cheese whiz clip
— What a coincidence that the Accidental President was so accident prone … but hey give him a break,… he had weak knees from playing o-line at The Big House
— Speaking of the House, ChabDog reminds everyone that Ford did in fact make the leap to the Oval Office from people’s chamber, not the Senate
— Trying to give more love to Sarah Jane Moore (not Miller) in the pantheon of would-be assassins … sorry Sarah … Gerry was cut in the cloth of the indestructible Inspector Clouseau
— Sorry Brady … they don’t pay guys to finish up their career in New England … you need to go to LA for that…
— And who’ll step in to fill the gap at Gillette? Dandy Andy? Joe Sacko? Broken down Cam? A wife swap with Jameis? Pay to play with Peyton? Go full monty with the running game and bring back Timmy T-bone. “Well, what the hell we supposed to do, you moron?”
–Moderately mediocre game managers who won Super Bowls … a surprisingly big secret society
— Broadway Joe was overrated? Fleming flings the sexy stats, despite the guy’s great image in hoes
— Hear Joe Brown get down and dirty with Jack Lemmon
— They call it an “Adam’s” apple for a reason
— Thank god Herman Wouk wasn’t “woke”
— Brian reminds us that no Astros have been affected by the Coronavirus … they saw the signs before anyone else.
— How about putting Congressional insider stock trading on lockdown?
— Who’s Dan Rostenkowskowitz? Chairman of the “Keep the change” Ways and Means Committee. A truly corrupt politician in the grand tradition of the Land of Lincoln, Obama, and.. Daly and Blago
— David Bowie announces a benefit concert for combating Covid 19, where he’ll sing “Little China virus”. If only he’d tell Trump, “Oh baby just you shut your mouth.” The cast from Monty Python will also be there, singing “I like Chinese”
— Laraine Newman’s impression of Regan will really make your head spin (not to mention hers) (“The bed must be on the floor … the bed is on my foot… the bed is on my foot”) (“Your mother eats kitty litter … nobody talks about my momma”)
— And how about our Exorcist clip with lovable Linda, … it’s short and not too sweet
— DeBlasio in wax? That guy wouldn’t even qualify for ear plugs.
— Understanding how Newark sank to its current status as our seminal sanctuary city for murders
— Speaking of killing it, Marc becomes Frank by calling in from his blue, red and silver submarine, and attempts to twist the proverbial knife … but he’s just too far removed to be threatening
— Caruso skirts the question of how he feels now that Brady is a Buc/Pirate, but his misplaced faith in Jared “the stiff” Stidham belies credulity
— Being so grateful to be alive, we issue our final takedown with the Grateful Dead’s “Shakedown Street”

On the “Concubine Quarantine” CDST Show (Part 1):

On the “Concubine Quarantine” CDST Show (Part 1):
— Despite another alarm clock mishap and some very nice dreams that went on a tad too long, ChabDog is somehow ready in time for the special Quarantine show…. for all those with a vested interest in choosing “Option B”
— Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through even a single evening
— How about a return to normalcy … along with Warren G. Harding, we can hardly wait for this turn of events
— Getting philosophical about the economic pros and cons of prohibition vs. regulation
— Taking gay pride in how my 13 year old neutered yorkie-poo forced a bigger, hormonal male pooch onto his dance card.
— Biking seems to be the perfect way to get your distance training in with the requisite social distancing … just watch out for the people trying to sidle up to you on the park benches.
— Someone needs to remind the beach goers in South FLA that this year, Spring Break is officially cancelled.
— Getting our arms around the shocking paper shortage at the local grocers (“Did you get me my cheez whiz, boy?)
— Well-read sheds light on why there’s nothing particularly aristocratic about the “Aristocrats”; yes, I would say most cats have better manners than many of these comedians, but most are unavoidably entertaining.
— Reliving Curt Gowdy’s herculean howl while narrating Kenny Stabler’s incredible completion to Clarence Davis through a Sea of Hands. And then we survey player reactions to the unbelievable impudence of a crazy Black Hole fan, who dared to sucker punch the Fins’ Manny Fernan.
— Exactly who was on the ultra-dominant 1992 Super Bowl champ Skins; apparently it was largely devoid of Hall of Famers.
— Why it makes sense to turn a blind eye to the hysteria … yes, please let me go to my happy place
— The youthful beyond his years Brian Keller cannot remember what he was doing in the 1950s, but comes through by confirming he was in Blackfoot Idaho when JFK was shot.
— What it’s like being a male handling the switchboard at Ma Bell.
— Ford’s predilection for advancement with the Executive Branch, unsupported by actually winning an election

On the “Racing Against the Clock” CDST Show (Part 2):

 

On the “Racing Against the Clock” edition of CDST (Part 2):
— Now this is definitely the winning score … jazzy background music you have got to experience from the classic 70’s flick, “The Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3” (“You’re a sick man, Rico”)
— A relatively svelte Chris Farley, as introduced by smart- mouthed Martin Lawrence, take the helm in a juvenile detention center … (“You got it, Homey” “I’m thirty five years old, thrice divorced, and I wish to hell I was living in a van down by the river” “That’s funny, and you’re purdy” “It’s a simple concept, bitches and cigarettes”)
— J.R. drops, but persistent Gerald to the rescue breaks through on skype line
— ChabDog decries his technology curse, but alas Glymph notes return to the conversation to save the day
— Fact — you cannot finish off a honey-do list in 10 minutes
— Steelers would rather pick up almost anything … other than Brady….
— Could be that the “nice” contracts are almost up for Tommie boy
— Andy Dalton’s no Timothy Dalton … is he even a Ryan Tannehill?
— As the conversation turns, we return yet again to the subject of bald Redskin QBs
— Our special guests insist Charlotte’s Cam is no charlatan.
— Time for Tyler Heineke to grab a Heineken and ride the couch.
— That Justin Herbert can really give the rock a heave.
— Super G’s astute reflections on Super Tuesday
— The extent to which Bernie’s drowning without any Southern comfort … just look at what happened in Virginia
— Biden’s mysterious connection with people … he can reach out and touch them, while sniffing
— Joe’s kicking back now that he’s inheriting Warren’s imposing ground game, along with Bloomberg’s bankroll
— Eric suggests a threesome with Bernie, AOC and Ilhan Omar (is that politically expedient? or possible?)
— The ultimate endorsement/campaign slogan by the Fonz … “My bike likes Ike” … maybe he should stump for Trump?
— Speculation on the Democratic VP Nominee … Kamala Harris? Stacey Abrams? Sinema paradiso?
— Why you could have a 269-269 tie? Why Donald would be fit to tied, unless Republicans control the newly-elected House.
— Trial by fire does not equal a trial without witnesses … let alone the first hand ones
— Deconstructing what an obstruction of justice really is
— Our mutual admiration society concludes another spirited meeting with a smokin tune from Aerosmith … Mama Kin….

On the “Racing Against the Clock” CDST Show (Part 1):

On the “Racing Against the Clock” CDST Show (Part 1):
— Looks like most spectators thumbed their nose at Daylight Savings Time by sleeping in, and missing the running of the LA Marathon (it’s not smart to play games with Father Time)
— Big surprise that the Men’s race was not, in fact won by Kenyan, … and ChabDog was right! The winner hails from Ethiopia.
— Tank refuses to admit any affiliation with fire hydrant man Dawejko, notwithstanding the same red letters on the back of his shorts
— Our pick for a big flop during March Madness … take-a-seat Seton Hall (after squandering a 4-game lead, they’re now 3rd in the Big East and backpedaling wildly into the conf tournament)
— Aztecs hit a nasty snag against the Aggies
— Dayton could well have a date with destiny
— Those poor Tar Heels continue to get the tar kicked outta them
— NJIT has less to do with basketball and more to do with ITT; they built a good gym, … now they need to figure out how to play in it
— There’s actually a more pitiable and unwanted post-season competition than the Not Invited Tournament … the dreaded CIT
— Get a load on our busy signal (it’s heavy duty)
— Dem party brass is tired of biding their time with Bernie; it’s time for Biden
— We just notice that they’re growing some physical specimens at College Park, including that big guy with glasses, who looks like a cross of Dwight Howard and Erkel
— This is yet another year that seems tailor made for Gonzaga
— A striking dichotomy in the two-tiered Ivy
— Columbia Lou … now this was no laughable Lion
— And in the Division 3 Tournament Sweet 16, it’s the Yeshiva Buchers and the Randolph Macon Baconaters [pretty funny hearing Frank the Goyboy try and pronounce “Macabees”] — USC may have burst the hopes of the bubble bouncing Bruins
— And why was there a particularly intense Corona virus scare in Baltimore?
— The entire Northern half of Italy has been shut down, except for the graffiti artists in Milan, who will continue to work on available building space
— Good thing the 80’s are over, and we can switch away from switches.
— Well-read pops an Adrian Barbeauner….
— Who said, “She yo problem”
— We get spited by Skype, and as a result of some curious technical difficulties, start playing musical callers
— Jumping into the Sports Rock truncated college b-ball pool
— Happy to go too far with Defy Life’s J.R., in terms of a number of provocative topics, including … 1) why big is better in the NBA, 2) Bill Russell’s accomplished career as a product pitchman, 3) rekindling the reasons for Rick Barry’s removal (no smiles after that unfortunate comment involving watermelon); 4) why Marv’s hotel room role playing was only a temporary hanging offense?, and why would this be taboo according to Me Too; 5) why one-and-done Duke isn’t having much fun, and the Cavs are having a ball; and 6) it’s still completely unnatural that the Terps are not populating the ACC

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On the “Not Far From the Madding Crowd” CDST Show (Part 1):

On the “Not Far From The Madding Crowd” CDST Show (Part 1):

— Best of Beach is again within Chabner Law’s reach! This time for 2020! Thank you to all who voted for us!
— Mich. St. has the ides of March on its side with the strong play of Cassius; Tom “Ratso” Rizzo has his guys primed and ready to roll.
— No surprise Beiline made a beeline out of the NBA; what was a Michigan guy doing coaching in Ohio, anyway. Bound for the Bruins?
— Our Kansas mush downplays the Jayhawks for their own good.
— Can the troubled Tar Heels find their wheels in the ACC tourney?
— Speculating about this year’s bracket busters …
— Nova getting unseated by Seton Hall atop the Big East.
— Some choice clips from ChabDog Sports Talk’s recent S. Car Dem debate podcast, with background soundbites and commentary by our panel.
— ChabDog’s happy that Biden negotiated that complex defense of his gun control record, but his reference to 150 million dead was a whopper that was clearly DOA.
— Steyer Steyer, time for you to retire … your pants are on fire, but your commentary is just tiring.
— Thin Lizzy makes Frank pull his moustache out in protest, while Bernie continues to dole out free goodies with renewed zeal.
— Why Newark=Gotham City, with plenty of factory clouds that appear to be angry, aroused wolves.
— Going over the electoral vote runoff scenario … sorry Frank, the impasse is broken in the House, not the Senate.
— Maybe Mitt should run as Bloomberg’s VP … if he really feels Trump is not qualified to continue to serve
— They are probably not taking communion in China
— A very spicy performance from press secretary Sean Spicer-girl (“I’m not here to be your buddy; I’m here to swallow gum and take names” …”The crowd greeted him with a standing ovation… the men all had erections, and the women were ovulating left and right” “Wait a minute that’s my email password/hey, stop writing that down” “At 4 PM we’re watching “Finding Dory, and then at 6, we’re abolishing the National Park Service” “You just said that; it’s your words”
— Maybe Frank needs to impersonate Melissa Mccarthy (“read it, go home and report it, and shove it up your ass”)
— There’s nothing impromptu about Pravda.
— Going back to April 1986 the minor interruption of service experienced at Chernobil “Do not panic, all is well”. Combined with the Red Sox meltdown against the Miracle Mets, that was a pretty tough year for yours truly.
— A critique of political cronyism and a rouge bus driver in the tri-state area, who reportedly attempted to abscond to Trinidad.
— Looking into how Mike secured that 3rd term as major of Metropolis
— Delving into the Giant feud between Giannis and The Beard; boy did that pass to the head really sting.
— Why banking on Houston to win the NBA title is indeed risky business. And we handicap the rest of the field, including the wreckage that is the Leastern Conference.
— Another half hearted year for Kyree
— We could very well see a freeway series in LA for the West.
— Who exactly comprises the Laker supporting cast for the benefit of LBJ and AD.

On the “Ending our Weekend with Bernie” CDST Show (Part 2):

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On the “Ending our Weekend with Bernie” Show (Part 2):
— On this day off from work, treat yourself to a classic clip from Ferris Buehler’s day off (“roll her old bones on over here, and I’ll dig up your daughter”…”tell you what @#$#$#$, if you don’t like my policies you can just come down here and kiss my old white butt … pucker up buttercup” … “pardon my French, but you’re an asshole”)
— Who said “I was a Democratic caucus”? The same guy who said “I’m Joe Biden’s husband, and I work for Cedrick Richmond.”
— Joe Piscopo’s take on Tricky Dick … don’t miss it… (If you lie and cheat and betray a nation’s trust … people will hate you … and they’ll pay through the nose; if you really want to get inside Dick Nixon’s head, you have to use a proctoscope)
— ChabDog recalls his favorite Giants’ fan … Larry Dickman from The Enforcer (sometimes being a dork can be charming)
— We zoom in on the Pens-Caps Sunday matinee game (some color commentary from a terrific Met Division match up)
— Giving a second look at Oklahoma City; Chris Paul has those guys playing some ball
— By the way, what would it look like if NBA players put on skates?
— The challenge for getting into hockey (it’s just working too hard)
— Hillary waits, while Bloomberg baits.
— Giving mini-Mike, the elderly tyke equal time (yes the stakes are high, but what was with that prime time under-performance)
— With the mesmerizing narration of Anthony Hopkins, as Bligh narrowly escapes becoming brunch, then successfully navigates over 3600 miles to Timor without a compass, and based on nothing more than a hunch (“Row for your lives!” “Takes us next to islands, where cannibalism is taken down to a science” “All I can promise you is relentless pain and hardship … I promise you our chances for victory are fair” (hey sort of sounds like Biden))
— A very entertaining, but ultimately premature tribute to Don Criqui (no ChabDog, thankfully he is still alive and well) (listen in to relive memorable moments, including Tom Dempsey clubbing it 63 yards, Herm Edwards and the incredible fumble return that make Psarcik a dirty word in the Meadowlands, and, with broadcast buddy Trumpy, an animated war of Ohio in the early 80’s between the Marty’s Brownies and Wyche’s Bungles)
— Words worth repeating from Pete (Well-read thinks he’s being underrepresented at the polls)
— But can we come up with anything easier to spell and pronounce (and more catchy) than Buttigieg.
— Well-read unearths a particularly catchy action photo of Kaepy
— Living it up with Liberace: “Why don’t you come work for me? As what? I want to be everything to you, Scot? Why would a grown man want to adopt another grown man?”
— Sending us off with “Send it to me”

— PS — will we ever see another Corona Beer commercial, or is that brand name permanently bad karma. All we know is that hotline is not ringing off the hook.

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On the “Ending our Weekend with Bernie” CDST Show (Part 1):

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On the “Ending our Weekend with Bernie” Show:
— Frank cranks out the Soviet National Anthem
— Some of us aren’t so excited about the New Deal II, and find watching Bernie point to be a real drag
— The new heavyweight champ Tyson looks like a cross between Wepner and Quarry.
— Handicapping what’s left in the Democrat field of dreams
— It’s only February, but when I watch Uncle Joe, all I can think of is Uncle June, knocking on the neighbors door, in pajamas and asking for ice cream
— ChabDog suspects he might be more than just a Boomer … he’s a Bloomer
— Because he’s such a threat (though according to LIzzie Boredom not a tall one), to lighten the mood, maybe Mike should use Mel Brooks as a body double in the next debate?
— Lawyers use redlining … why can’t arrogant billionaires do the same?
— “Pete, you lost to my friend Joe Donnelley [and you aren’t a proven winner”. For shame Amy, since when is winning in Minny grounds for asserting executive privilege over Buttigieg.
— Lots George Steinbrenner, along with a George Peterson interlude, which gets us in the mood for more Bernie. “She’s a heartbreaker, lovemaker, dreammaker ”
— Why Rob Man-fraud doesn’t have a problem with cheating Houston keeping its big piece of metal/MLB would be placating the out-for-blood public by vacating.
— LA banking on Price being money in the playoffs (but they know starting him is a non-starter), while Rendon hails a cab for the home of the hittable Halos
— Very sad about bulldog Swagger being taken away from the Dog Pound in an open casket; later in the show we go back to the glory years of Brian Sipe, as touted by Trump and Criqui
— The perfect Pelosi, as done by Kammy Burnett productions … yes this performance raised a few eyebrows
— Tyson gives his opponent a real Marchand moment when he a wet one to Wilder
— Slogging Leafs wilt and fold when their Zamboni driver fills in as the emergency goalie … for the other team
— The significance of “Patrick” as a major name in NHL history
— On the Miracles on Ice having slid to the right
— Wrecking the Aztecs bubble
— 8 should be enough for purposes of those presently unavoidable conference tournaments (currently, basket of deplorables IUPUI could go on a magical run and get an invite)
— Who’s in the MEAC, and where do they reside? We know one is named hopeless Howard. We read out the rest, including my personal favorite …
— “I’d like to make a Botox appointment tomorrow… wait a minute, I’m Nancy Pelosi … don’t mess with me … you don’t mess with Nancy Pelosi…no way Nancy has gray hair .. rip rip… I don’t hate nobody…. I’ll drink to that ,,,, not only did I rip my State of the Union Speech, I also ripped … my birth certificate”

On the “Who Will Come Out On Tops” CDST Show (Part 2):

On the “Who Will Come Out On Tops” CDST Show (Part 2):
— A monologue from Woody that you won’t soon forget (I turned 40 … I’m balding slightly on top … the balding viral type … (like John Roberts and Trump’s lawyer “Baloney Cipollone”) … the universe is expanding … shades of Greta worried about global warming … the universe will be expanding for billions of years Alvy)
— “Let’s turn out the lights and play hide the salam” …”If I have grass or alcohol, I get unbearably wonderful” … Woody breaks out the red light bulb for some Old New Orleans essence …If I get a laugh from a person who is high, it doesn’t count because they’re always laughing
— What is so fascinating about a bunch of pituitary cases trying to stuff a basketball through a hoop?
— Why is that anti-Weinerstein movement called “Me Too” … do more people want to be victims of horrible Harvey or abhorrent Anthony?
— Need to pick your Secretary of Education? Find me a 10 yr old.
— Memories of Howeird Dean … “We’re on to New Hampshire”
— Post-partum Super Bowl Blues (what on earth is a couch potato to do?)
— Well-read worries that women refs will be calling up penalties from two years ago (no comment)
— ChabDog wonders why can’t we just openly embrace those particular problems endemic to both sexes/what’s the hang up with men going for those little enhancers … let’s hear it for supplements, like the ones being pushed by the Big Hurt … “And she’ll like it too”
— Meanwhile in the world of sports… unrepentant, tight-lipped Houston refuses to admit it did anything wrong… Could the Astros possibly be bigger asses if they tried?
— Mookie to the Dodgers for a starting pitcher and a fortune cookie (Buehler? Buehler?) … and throw in Chris Taylor for good tape measure
— Sorry that Phil Rizzo died at age 90 … but we’re relieved Rizzuto is still alive and kicking
— The Grandyman can … a B+ player who new how to reach those grandstands (not HOF numbers, but perhaps good enough for Mets or Tigers honors)
— Brady needs a National Lampoon Vegas Vacation
— Why can’t cursing Djokovic be as composed on the court as Dvorak?
— Analyzing the current class of NFL inductees … we can think of a number of guys who should have edged our Edgerin
— Find out everything you wanted to know about Duke Slater
— A certain Hall of Fame name “Emerson Boozer” … way better than Mack Speedy or Ed Sprinkle
— Subpoenas from the McClellan Committee… no problemo for Nicholson’s Hoffa as he confronts Bobby Kennedy at the DOJ offices (“I don’t know what you’re trying to prove, but you’re proving it” “You don’t impress me and your office don’t impress me … bunch of rum runners”… “@#$@#$@# your brother”)
— John Candy as a crooked lawyer in JFK (“truth is I never met the dude … all I know is sometimes he sends me some cases”)
— And it’s Maahk Caruso to the rescue
— More on why Ben R. doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt from Patriot patrons
— Doesn’t Andy Reid of the Chefs remind you of the chef on the Burger Chef logo? But who’s Jeff?
— Someone prematurely stakes a claim for the Niners
— A prop bet that there won’t be any Corona Beer commercials during the game (Tony Romo is crestfallen)
— Someone was drinking the major Haterade today
— Our cantakerous cabbie declares open war on uber drivers … especially ones from Morocco
— A demographic survey of douche bags in East Boston
— A warning … don’t do coke with either David Lee Roth or Karl Malden
— By majority decree, we determine Cora’s misdeeds were strictly limited to Houston
— We finish with some very pleasing topical ointment from Mick and the boys

 

 

 

On the “Mid-January Affect” CDST Show (Part 1):

Mar 28, 2019; Seattle, WA, USA; Boston Red Sox manager Alex Cora (20) reacts during batting practice against the Seattle Mariners at T-Mobile Park. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

On the “Mid-January Affect” CDST Show (Part 1):

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— Raw doggin it at Dicky D’s (Italian dogs are on the menu today for Tank, who’s firing on all cylinders by going with the Niners and Chiefs)
— We announce that “The Mets’ season has been officially ruined” … thank you very little little smug Alex for dropping that dime on Beltran and giving the Wilponizi’s no choice but to show him the door
— But let’s get some clarity … are we penalizing the Houston players (or ex-players) or not?
— It’s pretty darn clear everyone on the Stros was listening for trash cans and getting buzzed for good measure
— Eric will only be placated by the Stros and Bosox recent titles being vacated
— Explaining the hidden story behind the 1951 Shot Heard Round the World (binoculars and flashlights were getting lots of use)
— Nobody stole bean ball Bob Gibson’s signs
— Time for MLB to take inventory on those pesky Apple watches
— New replacements for I like getting licked Mickey — Edgardo “Winning is so bourgeois” Perez or some guy from the minors who is 500 games below .500
— It’s all Trump’s (no Marc’s) fault.
— It’s time for Frank to fly and feed on his furters, but that Keller feller most capably fills the void
— Will the Astros be forced to foot Hugh Darvish’s therapy bill? It’s certainly a whopper.
— When it came to keeping things close with Frisco, most of us thought Green Bay would find a way … and boy were we wrong
— For a guy that’s a powerful, punishing runner, upright, chiseled Henry has more than a little Walker in him
— Ryan Tannehill=a poor man’s Trent Dilfer
— Gonna give Well-read flack for slipping Flacco into the NFC Championship convo .. (missing a few vowels lol)
— More on the short half-back life of running QBs
— Another recounting of the last moments of TB 12’s failed 2019 campaign (“Well…. bye … you smell that Bill? Smells like someone died”)
— The NBA’s China Syndrome code of silence … a sad state of affairs
— Getting a little vocal about the job done by Vogel
— No the Clippers cannot play the Lake Show in the Finals
— Mike Tyson type short work by 170 pound McGregor (scary good going 0 to 40)
— A personal prayer from ChabDog to view 50 year old footage of Nancy Kwan in the square circle with the late great Sharon Tate
— Finding out why Cora needed to “clean his details” (how you like them apples?)
— Do you like women? A real loaded question … particularly for a 7-yr old. I dream of Jeannie, and Tsa Tsa (“Olivah? Olivah?)
— Yours truly was rock solid in the Sports Rock regular season pool, but the post season was certainly not kind
— David Bugg … a super nice guy even for a Boys fan … and he’s certainly a stone cold killer when it comes to sizing things up in the playoffs

ON TODAY’S REALLY BIG EDITION OF CHABDOG SPORTS TALK (Part 1):

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ON TODAY’S REALLY BIG EDITION OF CHABDOG SPORTS TALK (Part 1):

— When you’re in the NFL playoffs, you’d better not look back, because the team from Boston may be gaining on you;
— Therapy all those suckers, including yours truly, who thought this year’s Chiefs had the cojones to tip toe past the Titans;
— Defective Darrelle “Butthead” Reavis looking for reasons to avoid contact;
— Memo to the Chiefs — the NFL is no country for old men;
— The hunt still goes on for Kareem Hunt (where’d he go on Saturday);
— Why again did the whole freaking team go on strike when Kelce got knocked out;
— Reid will rather go to al anon meetings every day, than keep Alex Smith another year;
— Kirk Cousins to KC (KC in KC?);
— Jeff Triplette is retiring as a ref … with good reason;
— Cleveland Brown fans apparently love showing their “O” face, just like Drew in Office Space;
— Alexa is our favorite thermeter:
— Andy Reid is Schultz, Frank Fleming and a little bit of Milton Wadams;
— Rams’ season turns to shit due to Farrelle Cooper’s failure to bring his pooper scooper;
— Well-read finds it necessary to curry favor with Harlin/facedechef by telling us he knew all along it would be Atlanta, then makes the mistake of being a contrarian as regards Carolina;
— Huggy Bear just didn’t look hungry enough;
— Sellout Dolphins fail with Fale;
— Baltimore never showed less fortitude than when they lost to the Bungles;
— Steelers had better beware of airing your dirty Laundry Jones;
— Minnesota will be very comfortable at home in its Viking ship with a lid on it;
— Ralph rejoices that Pagano finally went; now the question becomes, which recycled part with be the new compass for this sinking ship;
— Is Belichick the next Tuna … deciding to jump ship for New York amid a Super Bowl run;
— Remembering departed “Coach”, Jerry van Dyke;
— We play the theme song from the “penis van lesbian” show;
— Time to party like it’s 1999 in Orchard Park… that one helluvan angry orchard since the Mucus City Miracle play (was or wasn’t it a forward pass);
— Remembering when the air went out of McNair;
— Frank thinks the Titans will be “obliterized” in Foxborough,… so they have that going for them, which is nice!;
— How TB #12 compares with Stah Lag 13;
— Maaahk’s caaaaah wouldn’t staaaaaaht, so he was a little taaahdy;
— Tennessee has the strongest Henry since John;
— Why Caruso was so impressed with the Titans;
— Tank grudgingly admits that Gronk is without peer;
— Low T in KC;
— What Fleming has in common with Marcus Peters (of course, excluding body type);
— Marc’s dream job (as taken from the movie “Coming to America”);
— Drilling for oil with the cantankerous cabbie;
— Miami continues its engagement with Gase;
— Who’s banging Gisele? What’s going on with football’s Tony Robbins, Guerrero?
— What does avocado ice cream taste like?
— Frank leaves before Marc can enroll him in the MC 71 program;
— and more

ChabDog’s premature year-end in and out list:

 

IN                                                    OUT

Hoover from Animal House               Herbert Hoover
Celtic Green                                      Gang Green
as in, the fix, for the Patriots              as in, the rest of the field feeling left out
Hoodies                                             Woodies
Leading by example                           Leading with your head
Clocks that work                                Fake clocks
Blake Bortles                                     Blake Griffin
Jose Altuve                                        Tattoo

On the February 19 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk (pt. 2):

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/02/19/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-february-19-9-1030-am-pst


–Marc admits he reads Frank’s rag, and then we draw attention (for whatever reason) to Anna Benson;
— More intense wrangling between The Clerk vs The Boston Piece of Work;
— Attend a very exclusive party with the Three Stooges;
— Celtic ringleaders are exposed;
— Analyzing the degree of difficulty in the various NE Super Bowl wins;
— the merits of Dandy Dan Marino are subject to intense scrutiny;
— hear why the Gonzaga saga isn’t continuing past 2-3 rounds in NCAA;
–great weather back East for throwing snowballs at the joggers;
— hear a classic rant from the red scourge of Bloomington –“You will not @#$@# put me in that position again!” and hear about why he got fired from Indy (“Hey, Knight”);
— We remember fondly Ivan Kovalev and George The Animal Steele;
— Marc’s pleased as punch to now be riding in the front seat of a Crown Vic;
— Frank brings us back to the last time his life was in imminent danger; and
— the subject of lesbian conversion is raised by our esteemed panel, and transitory memories from the Hangover 1 and 2.

On the January 29 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk: …

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/29/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-29-show

On this week’s ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Frank throws in the towel and foretells NE’s excessive use of a Blount instrument;
— ChabDog smelled a rat when Legy left Pittsburgh for greener pastures;
— Stan Ber sees the NFL as a collection of mostly ugly ducklings;
— Why there is no morning after pill for having your eggs fertilized by the dreaded Marty Mornhinweg;
— Carl Spackler has the key for Atlanta’s plan to get to Brady … “his weight displacement goes back,… and he never comes throw”… “cannonball”;
— Why it meant a lot when Edelman said to Pittsburgh’s DBs “Just because you said that, you’re not”;
— Why Patriot receivers are always so open… even on third down;
— Scenes from Donald Trump practicing at the Judge Smails Winter Rules Academy;
— Well-read discloses that the Aaron Hernandez murder weapon was found under Matty Ice’s pillow;
— Ben reminds us that two years ago, Carson was the best he’ll ever be; this year, Carson was just Carson;
— Pittsburgh books a trip its general practitioner for a much needed Tomlinectomy;
— Non-disclosing Steelers now must watch as Roger spins the NFL’s “wheel of punishment”;
— Paula Petrotta of Teamtennis.com hits plenty of aces with her assessment of the Australian Open action, and proves that “nice people hate the Patriots”;
— Marc promises to play tennis on grass a lot, once he gets his Weed racquet … until then, he’ll stick to ping pong;
— Harkening back to more Serena-less times, with a classic Mac umpire attack (“Answer my question, the question, jerk!”).

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/29/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-29-show

On the Sunday, January 22 NFL conference champtionship edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/22/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-22-9-1030-am-pst

On the 1/22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

On the Sunday, January 22 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
–As brought to light by Sports E-cyclopedia, Bill Belichick is the Siftlord extraordinaire;
–Eric the Well-read thanks the football gods (perhaps prematurely) for what we thought would be some great matchups on Conference Championship Sunday;
— Steelers-Patriots flashback to MNF 1979, with the incomparable Howard Cosell;
— The story behind John “I’m out on work furlough” Smith and the snow plow game;
— Serena’s wrath at the Aussie Open, post-match press conference prompts a quick mea culpa from a timid reporter, who feared getting the pulp beaten outta him…. and her performance sparks interest from the Packers, who are in need of help on the o-line;
— We clear Julio Jones to make a mess of the weak Green Bay secondary;
— Trying to rationally explain why Rutgers is the farm team for the Patriots;
— Mark Caruso reveals how he missed his chance for everlasting glory when his cab goes to the wrong hotel, and Dennis Harrison beats him to the punch in waking up the still born Stillers;
— Exploring the history of dirty tricks played on road teams in the city with the dirty water, including no air conditioning and no hot water in the visitors’ locker room in the Gahden;
— Little Anthony tells Frank to shut up;
— Facebook star Antonio Brown enriches himself with a stupid social media stunt, but has to face the music later at Gillette;
— Hillary’s two rules for Bill — don’t embarrass me and don’t go after mine;
— Hear what the real success indicator is for New England — Dion Lewis;
— Frank explains why the Steelers are the only team with a logo on just one side of the helmet;
— Listen in to hear what happens when Tony and the gang invade Davey’s sporting goods store;
— Mark, the most annoying man in the world, accurately tells us why the Steelers lose the matchup battle up and down the line, and are like an 88 mile an hour fastball down the middle for New England;
— Why Big Ben needs to wear magic pajamas to bed and have encounters with Ted;
— ChabDog is very happy it’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World;
— Speculation abounds that our Patriot friend may be calling in next week from the slammer, including some snide comments from the telephone tough guy from Jersey;
— Frank promises not to sit on Pedro when he comes to visit Marc;
— Gronk and the killer bees;
— and more

On the Sunday, January 15 divisional playoffs edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/chabdogradio/2017/01/15/chabdog-sports-talk-sunday-january-15-9-1030-am-pst

On the Sunday, January 15 edition of ChabDog Sports Talk:
— Eric the Well-read tells us how he gets well-stocked for Sunday football with a continuous stream of vitamin water and vodka, and apologizes for being with us only in fits and … spurts the week before;
— the Patriots (or is it the DNC?) wreak havoc with Frank Fleming’s AT&T phone line;
— Why when it comes to big busts, Houston’s Brock has it all over Erin Brock;
— What’s really under the Trump mask;
— Understanding that the world doesn’t revolve around the Golden Globes;
— We treat listeners to the tantalizing banter of the one and only Hank Stram, and how one matriculates the ball down the field;
— Learning how droll Chuck Noll exercised total control;
— Recalling the last KC victory in the playoffs, when NBC’s on air menu included the Juice;
— For the most part, our distinguished panel calls it for Pittsburgh and the Pack (sorry Marc);
— What it’s like to be a Goodell dumbbell;
— Marc reveals his marriage to the White Widow, and how he became “the most annoying man in the world”;
— the elusive wanderings of diminutive Dion Lewis;
— disputing the relative merits of DeShaun Watson;
— Why Big Ben has a little Paul Pierce in him, and the truth about the Truth’s stabbing incident;
— Launching the careers of “Jackhammer” and Limp Noodle in Simi Valley;
— Tales from Feech’s card game;
— Why the two bathtubs in the Cialis commerrcial;
— and more

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