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ChabDog’s Aussie Open Conversation Openers (Men’s Singles, Day 2):


ChabDog’s Aussie Open Conversation Openers (Men’s Singles, Day 2):

— “What me worry” Paire nearly stubs his big toe against Stebe, but the best beard in sports … survives.  Sorry Harden, Paire’s is without compare.

— Novak loses a set but hardly breaks a sweat while stuffing Stuff.

— Japan’s latest sensation, the Tasumian Devil outguns Gunneswaran.

— Homeboy Millman seen milling around the 2nd Round, and the locals are pleased.

— Fabulous escape by Fabio from the ridiculous reach of long tall Reilly.

— To the dismay of most of the ladies in the crowd, little Agut wins another Spanish Civil War over over lover boy Lopez.

— Dusan dusts off Kyle Edmund.

— More tennis for Tennys.

— Leonardo definitely needed to be more on the ball against Tommy Paul.

— Stan narrowly avoids collateral damage against Damir.

— Gulbus takes a big gulp and fortifies himself in four.

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