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ChabDog’s MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives — August 4:

ChabDog’s MLB Update:

  • Symbolic of the Twins’ continued dominance, driven by Nelson “Cruz Control” , an unmanned, unidentified drone wanders into Target and spices up what was another predictably one-sided beat down by the homies against the rag tag, ridiculous Pirates. #Pirates #Twins
  • Unfortunately, O’s starter John was far from being a means to an end when it came to controlling the back-from-bed Marlins. #Marlins #Orioles
  • Kendrick and the Nats enjoy wiping their dirty cleats all over struggling Steven Mats. #Mets #Nationals
  • Woeful Red Sox look out for No. 1, score a lonely run, and in the process get soiled when Austin unloads a couple of Meadows’ muffins into the outfield seats. #RedSox #Rays
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