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ChabDog’s MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives — Opening Day 2021 (April Fools Style):

  • Happy Days are here again as real fans replace the cardboard ones.
  • Hope springs eternal on Opening Day, as Frazier goes down only 2 of 4 times and the Pirates are really digging the life of Ke’Bryan. And how about that Kuhl/bullpen by committee action. Always so satisfying to beat those Cubs in front of the Wrigley shrubs. Nice. #Pirates #Cubs
  • Gold medal day for Goldy, and Nolan serves notice that he remains focused. As for the Reds pitching, it got torn to absolute shreds. #Cardinals #Reds
  • Bang the trash can slowly, Oakland Athletic supporters really fell to their knees, begging for the punishment to just stop. #Athletics #Astros
  • It’s official… in 2021, the Opening Day Royals outscored the stinky Super Sunday Chiefs…with ease…#Royals #Rangers
  • Fighting Fathers pick up where they left off last season when Profar’s sacrificial clout went just far enough out. #Diamondbacks #Padres
  • Brewers win with a pathetic “chopper”. Walk-off chopper seems like a really moronic oxymoron. #Brewers #Twins
  • Baltimore and Boston postponed due to lack of talent. #Orioles #RedSox
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