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ChabDog’s NCAAM Tourney Summary (Day 2, Round of Too Many):

 

 

ChabDog’s NCAAM Tourney Summary (Day 1, Round of Too Many):

  • Texas literally throws the game away with 23 turnovers, and Abilene Christian advances on toward the promised land with much religious zeal. #Longhorns #Wildcats
  • UCLA uses its speed advantage, grit and tenacity to bag and tag the Cougars, and by the looks of it, there’s plenty of fight left where that came from for whomever is unfortunate enough to be standing in their way. #Bruins #Cougars
  • Well, this was indeed one way for Oregon to duck an opponent. Ducks win in a waddle-over. #Ducks #Rams
  • At first blush, Gonzaga’s dream regular season is being followed by a dreamy good start to the post-season. It takes them no time at all to deflate Norfolk State. #Bulldogs #Spartans
  • Sooner or later one of these floundering teams had to win one, and of course, that was the Sooners. #Tigers #Sooners
  • Reality finally catches up with little heavyweight UVa, after they shoot their way out of a title defense against decidedly unimpressed Ohio. #Cavaliers #Bobcats
  • Terps come out of the shell snapping and trapping, while Huskies were hoisting up more than their fair share of duds. This sets up a rather intriguing 2nd round confrontation with SEC champs, Alabama. #Huskies #Terrapins
  • Smoke and mirrors only worked for 1 half for upstart Iona; Crimson Tide athleticism on full display as Bama wastes no time after half time in squelching the Gaels. #CrimsonTide #Gaels
  • No way the Bulldogs were gonna knock favored Trojans off their high horse. USC came to play, and now gets ready for Kansas. #Trojans #Bulldogs
  • Grand Canyon’s grandiose dreams go up in spoke against the sharp shooting Hawkeyes…. and who knew great big Garza was one of the guys they’d forget to cover. #Hawkeyes #Antelopes
  • Back to the beach for the Gauchos, who must be grouchy after getting bypassed by 1 by the sneaky Bluejays. #Bluejays #Gauchos
  • Mighty Michigan blows out Texas Southern with a dynamite first half, and then boasts and coasts in a veritable snoozer. #Wolverines #Tigers
  • Tigers turn fierce and sanction the St. Bonnie’s; Michigan beware!
  • KU gets taken by surprise by Eastern Washington and its mountain man named Groves, but took the kid gloves off in the second half and fights its way back behind big man McCormack. Nice gut check win for the Jayhawks. #Jayhawks #Eagles
  • FSU moves on, despite sputtering on offense against the underdog Spartans. Seminoles would be well-advised to find their offense, or they won’t have enough in next round’s tussle against the Buffs. #Spartans #Seminoles
  • Another nice win for the PAC-12 as the Buffaloes leave Georgetown in a cloud of dust. Whoever takes out this crew will have to come to the arena locked and loaded, and that was bad news for Hoyas arriving with empty nap sacks. #Hoyas #Buffaloes

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