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ChabDog’s NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives — Week 4 (click twice for ChabDog’s turkey hunt):

ChabDog’s NFL Update:

  • Falcons continue to serve as road fodder, this time getting smacked down by the Packers, whose offense is is starting to look remarkably efficient. Rodgers is certainly riding high, and his team sits all alone atop the NFC North. #Falcons #Packers
  • Grounded Patriots find life isn’t that pleasant with out Tom Brady, let alone replacement Newton. Chiefs slug it out with NE for 3 quarters, then roll in the 4th. #Patriots #Chiefs
  • Eagles fight through adversity to stun the Niners, who should’ve put Mullens on the pine and breathed life into their offense with Beathard sooner. #Eagles #FortyNiners
  • Bears run out of lucky miracle comebacks today, getting frustrated at home by Horsehoes’ defense. #Colts #Bears
  • Diggs comes up big .. very big … once again, and no-longer a Frosh, Josh, continues to mature impressively. That spelled doom for the reckless Raiders, who ruined their homecoming with dumb penalties, mental mistakes and turnovers. #Bills #Raiders
  • Rams putter through a rather drab defeat of the junior G-men, but the crowd seemed wowed by the backyard brawl that followed. #Giants #Rams
  • Nice to see Tom Brady with the old competitive fire in his belly. He stumbles with a pick six, but comes back to disconnect the Chargers with 5 TDS. And we have a Gronk citing. #Chargers #Buccaneers
  • Cards shuffle around for 3 TDs, but in the end get scuffled by a smooth, accurate and somewhat elusive Bridgewater. When it comes to leading the Panthers … Teddy is indeed ready. #Panthers #Cardinals
  • Lions do what Lions do and turn into pussy cats once they secure their double digit advantage. And the end result is a new lease on life for New Orleans. #Saints #Lions
  • Washington showed up, but Baltimore did a much better job executing when it had to, and Lamar Jackson looked like last year’s MVP. Game over. #Ravens #Washington
  • Cowboys ruins an undeniably prolific outing by Prescott with an attack of fumble-itis, along with phantom defense. Yes, it’s true that right now there is no D in Dallas. #Browns #Cowboys
  • Seattle’s been seen sitting all alone atop the NFC West after dealing defeat on the despondent Dolphins. #Seahawks #Dolphins
  • Away from home, the Vikings finally get their act together, passing with precision and running with reckless abandon on the terrible Texans. #Vikings #Texans
  • Pumped up Bengals re-up warhorse Mixon as running mate for bonus baby Burrow, and the scoreboard likes it. #Jaguars #Bengals
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