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ChabDog’s NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives — January 28:

Chin up, guys: You can’t taste the savory flavor of your fish, but your chick sure is cute.


ChabDog’s NHL Update:

  • This is what you get when you take your eyes off the puck,… my penalty for not paying attention to the start of the 2021 NHL Season, or is it the 2020-21 NHL Season. There appears to have been some sort of re-shuffling of the divisions and the conferences seem different in composition. Feel free to explain the situation to me .. or is this just some sick mind game being played by ESPN?
  • The Bruins are back and look fresh as ever. Pittsburgh came into the TD and laid a giant egg, which tended to ruffle their collective feathers. #Penguins #Bruins
  • Flyboys do what flyboys are wont to do … stick it to the Devils. #Flyers #Devils
  • Adorable Panthers get matadored to death by the Blue Jackets. #Panthers #BlueJackets
  • Assuming he has a sister, the Wild Jonas brother was the game’s major facilitator in today’s slap-down of the brooding Kings. #Kings #Wild
  • Sharks made to regret they ever left the pool when they get buried by the Avalanche. #Sharks #Avalance
  • VAN is spotted somehow moving up the standing … for no apparent reason other than they took a bunch of smarmy Senators for a ride.
  • Matthews’ power play pleaser means no more play tonight with Draisaitl. #Oilers #MapleLeafs
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