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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 5-17-19 (click for audio):

MLB Update:

  • Punch and Judy manages to land a glancing blow that floors Urkel. #Marlins #Mets
  • CC’s quite loud, and the Yankees rather quietly unseat TB atop the AL East. #Rays #Yankees
  • Nats’ incompetent relief corps turn Mad Max’s underwhelming start into a complete horror show, and in the process Kris Bryant has a last three innings to remember. #Cubs #Nationals
  • Houston continues its torrid run of success, overcoming Porcello and the rest of the Red Sox fellows. #Astros #RedSox
  • Rougned and the Rangers ruthlessly rough up the Redbirds, whose pitching seems to have flown south for the remainder of the Spring. #Cardinals #Rangers
  • Reynolds is locked in against unlucky Lucchesi, and Jordan jams on the Father figures to the tune of 12 fans. #Pirates #Padres
  • Things are starting to get pretty depressing in Cin City, as Votto is batting .216 in sympathy with most the rest of the languishing lineup. #Dodgers #Reds
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