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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 7-30-18 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Marcel “Marceau” Ozuna shows how to properly apply the electro-shock therapy to the Rockies. #Rockies #Cardinals
  • More heartburn for the Indians’ sensitive pen, as Mitch has no problem finding his pitch in a pinch. #Indians #Twins
  • The star-deprived A’s continue their methodical trek toward name recognition when Piscotty beams himself during a crazy 8th. #Athletics #BlueJays
  • AJ was seen calling the blood bank, rather than the bullpen, as supplies are running low for the lately anemic Astros. #Astros #Mariners
  • Swihart breaks the Phillies’ hearts with a two-bagger dagger, and Red Sox resume their swagger. #Phillies #RedSox, #RedSox #Phillies
  • .. and in a continuation of the game started two days earlier, Chariots of Fire Sanchez was seen still staggering down the first base line.
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