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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 4-6-19 (and click for classic Fantasy Island)

MLB Update:

  • Yankee fan was certainly pleased to see authoritarianism rule the roost at Camden Yards, what with Aaron playing Judge, jury and executioner. #Yankees #Orioles
  • Beer men didn’t have much hop in their step today, as they get blasted by Chicago’s Northsiders and the Say Heyward kid. #Cubs #Brewers
  • What’s it going to take to shake the World Champs out of this increasingly suffocating funk? An rbi by David Price? But we got that tonight, and look what happened? Heartbreak and desecration in the desert, as Boston’s pen gives it up yet again. #Diamondbacks #RedSox
  • CO’s pitching has definitely reverted to its ineffectual norm, while the Dodgers look positively possessed. #Dodgers #Rockies
  • San Diego bucks tradition and whips the Cards. #Padres #Cardinals
  • Mariners don’t seem to mind navigating without that much star power; Jay Bruce uncorks for 2 more and Beckham bends one into the seats for good measure. #Mariners #WhiteSox
  • Funny how things are starting to tip in favor of the often miserable Mets since Cano was been paddling the ball in Gotham. #Nationals #Mets
  • Pirate ship is now sailing above sea level with a very emotional, extra innings conquest of the still pathetic Reds; time to say hello to new guy Newman, whose heroics drive in catcher Cervelli with the game winner. #Reds #Pirates
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