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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-11-19 (and click to hear the home plate umpire go “Dutch”)

MLB Update:

  • GOING IN STYLE 2 is the new movie starring Joe Maddon; nobody in baseball knows how to make an involuntary exit better than Chicago’s cerebral skip. This is a lot more creative and interesting to watch than the pure brutality of a Bobby Cox bouncing. #Cubs #Pirates
  • And doesn’t Joe West have more Chin than the People’s Republic of China
  • How can a guy with so many muscles get so easily punched out? Cincy is heartened by a possible end to Puig fatigue, as Yasiel is productive for a change and the Reds continue to love life at home against the Marlins on the Great American range. #Reds #Marlins
  • The mirror image Davis boys were at it again, as it’s another double ding dong evening for Khris and another 0-fer for Chris. Oriole pitchers are serving up more meatballs than Sbarro. #Athletics #Orioles
  • Crazy bad KC gets nipped by the marauding Mariners. #Mariners #Royals
  • New England sleeps restfully … in Devers Devers land … as Baltimore choppers keep bounding over the head of a Blue Jay second baseman reaching in vain. #BlueJays #RedSox
  • Another dud from the self-destructing Dodgers, who will never be caught dead singing “Meet Me In St. Louis”. #Dodgers #Cardinals
  • Mets continue to surprise with their big sticks, which is just the trick to compliment another sterling start from Matz. #Mets #Braves
  • Are you kidding? Margot and the Pads are atop the NL West and scoring runs at an impressive clip. #Padres #Diamondbacks



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