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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 4-12-18 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Stratton strangles the supplicant Padres. Are the Giants really back, or just pretending… it is an even numbered year. #Giants #Padres
  • It’s hard to get too worked up over anything involving the bland White Sox, though its very reassuring that you can count on them to lay down to the competition. That being said, Joe Mauer continues his very sturdy and productive career by getting his 2,000th hit in his 14th year. He’s a good best for 3,000 hits (and more than a bit beyond), with a .310 batting average and some pop as well. Those are definitely Hall of Fame numbers, and we should all realize this excellence doesn’t come along all that often. #WhiteSox #Twins
  • Shohei’s Showtime comes to Kauffman, in the form of a devastating trip in the 7th. It’s definitely time for someone to administer the Heimlich maneuver on wheezing KC. If this public indecency keeps up, MLB may have to demand that the 2015 WCS be given back. #Angels #Royals
  • If this were football, the PIrates would be guilty of piling on, with 4 big bombs against Kyle Hendricks and his large, slowly lofted clay pigeons. #Pirates #Cubs
  • Porcello must’ve eaten a whole carton of prunes last night because today his movement was extremely impressive. Boston dumps NYY! #Yankees #RedSox
  • Absent-minded Gio somehow forgets to the hold LeMahieu and forces ChabDog to actuallly spell LeMahieu. #Nationals #Rockies
  • Nothing to hold Congressional hearings about, as regards the NL Central … there’s no Reds menace to be found. #Reds #Cardinals
  • Cleveland continues to feast on the dregs of the AL Central. This division has the look and feel of the AFC East, though the presence of Minnesota cannot be overlooked. #Tigers #Indians
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