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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 4-9-19 (and click to hear grown men talk about dreaded “shrinkage”)

MLB Update:

  • Would somebody please give skinny Chris $20 so he can grab a few double topping pies at PIzza Hut; somebody should tell Sale they’re having a sale, and perhaps some weight around his mini-mid-section would give a little more weight to his lately wimpy fastball?
  • Whoever was impersonating deGrom today got completely violated at Citi Field by the unassuming Twins (who have the gall to to be sporting a pretty nice 6-3 record). #Twins #Mets
  • LA has its usual arch support problems as it travels to the Gateway City and looks predictably anemic. #Dodgers #Cardinals
  • Give credit where credit is due to the Bryce is no longer right Nats, who seem to be making the most of what they have left. That could well be enough to scratch out a wild card berth when all is said and done. #Nationals #Phillies
  • Maybe it is time to take a closer looksie at the usually boring as all hell Tampa Rays; speaking of boring, how does anyone stay awake at US Cellular watching the frightful White Sox? #Rays #WhiteSox
  • No surprise here as the team with Khris Davis destroys the team with Chris Davis. #Orioles #Athletics
  • Red Sox return home and get home stolen on them, among other indignities. Sale’s fastball looks stale, notwithstanding his obnoxious new paycheck. #RedSox #BlueJays
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