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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives, Tuesday, 9-3-19:

MLB Update:

  • Yes, the Mets’ bullpen is now undoubtedly the laughing stock of the league, and you can thank its titular head, Mickey Callaway, for giving us this non-stop comedic relief. Great choice to pull your best chance to get those last three outs (no a six-run lead in the bottom of the ninth is not safe), and then kudos for picking your nose while someone named “Sewald” gives up a near handful of hits … forcing you to bring in Doomsday Diaz for the final touches. If you’re a fan of the Amazins, this was absolutely hideous; if you’re a fan of anyone else, this was hilarious and priceless. #Mets #Nationals
  • Pirate ship sinks to a new low as the Bucs give it up to the muddling Marlins with 2 outs in the ninth. Just when we thought there might be something left in this horrible second half to salvage … #Marlins #Pirates
  • Chisox play the role of Scrooge to perfection by throwing rancid milk on Cookie’s homecoming party, and the once comfy Indians are lately retching. #WhiteSox #Indians
  • Twins race to a big lead when Nelson goes into Cruz control mode, and Sano contributes to Minnesota’s home run insanity. #Twins #RedSox
  • No new news here as Greinke leaves Miller Park cranky. #Astros #Brewers
  • Inexplicably, Tampa Bay terminates its win streak with a loss to the moribund O’s; blame it on Rio. #Orioles #Rays


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