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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 3-28-19 (and click for some choice Sanford and Son)

MLB Update:

Opening Day observations:
— The Doyyers have mucho power, even without Serrano…
— The Marlins are still god awful boring
— Sale apparently pitches in March the way he pitches in September
— Royals soil the White Sox
— Maybe the Reds are really new and improved (after all , they come from the city of Procter and Gamble)
— Methinks Manny Machado’s impact is much ado about nothing; that being said, nice start for the Padres
— Angels play the Athletics for something like the 1 billioneth time (just like that Jays/Rays nightmare of a rivalry)
— Lester gets such run support that today’s start wasn’t much of a tester
— Tigers have what they usually have for a few fleeting moments of Spring … pitching
— Brewers are now beating the Cardinals, like the Cardinals used to beat the Brewers
— deGrom kicks off his latest Cy Young campaign with a real bang
— With nothing in the stands to save them … not even little Jeffrey Maier, the hopeless Orios get buried in the Bronx
— Bryce swings and misses, but still looks quite nice in Philly pinstripes

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