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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 4-3-19 (and click for some Barry)

MLB Update:
  • Kenley continues to save his reputation — yes, he’s got plenty left in the tank –, and 7 games into the season, the decaying Giants just look tired and used up. #Giants #Dodgers
  • Boston offers Oakland its best Swihart deal, and that’s good enough for a much needed victory. Great job by Barnes and the rest of an unfairly maligned relief corps. #RedSox #Athletics
  • Crybaby Astros follow the lead of their manager, and whimper their way to a 4-run whitewashing at the hands of their Texas neighbors in Arligton. #Astros #Rangers
  • Tigers continue to get unexpectedly good pitching against a Yankee team that seems to be whiffing in sympathy to the Red Sox. #Tigers #Yankees
  • Mets are really enjoying their Spring Break and the daily fish fry in South Beach. #Mets #Marlins
  • Natties recover their bang and hang another loss on fired up Phillies. #Phillies #Nationals
  • Red alert — macho man Puig isn’t even hitting his weight, Joey Votto’s not much better, and Cincy still can’t do much of anything right against Milwaukee. #Brewers #Reds
  • Different names, same uniforms, same result for St. Louis, which has no problem making up a 2-run deficit against the porous Pirate pen. #Cardinals #Pirates
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