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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 8-4 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Tigers consume Orioles, with a couple of Justins doing the lion’s share of the devouring. #Orioles #Tigers
  • Yankee hitters continue to flip flop between cranking and stanking….with lately an emphasis on the latter. #Indians #Yankees
  • Somebody please donate a run to the poor old Giants, or they might need to enlist the Salvation Army services of Ted Williams’ mom. #Giants #Diamondbacks
  • Houston’s football team wishes it had the scoring prowess of Houston’s baseball team … another huge game from unassuming Marwin and another slugfest win for the Stros. #Astros #BlueJays
  • In his Dodger debut, Darvish picks up double digit fans, while the terrified Met hitters wet their pants. #Mets #Dodgers
  • It took awhile, but Polanco and the Pirates finally stopped playing friendly host to Kirby Yates and the rest of the not-so-great Friar ingrates. #Pirates #Padres
  • Between Asher W. and his pal Joey, the Reds had just enough ammo to pick off the Red peckers. #Reds #Cardinals
  • With MVP contender Danny Boy Murphy doing the heavy lifting and the Cubs not swinging with enough connective torque against Roark, it’s smooth sailing for the Nationals today at Wrigley. #Nationals #Cubs
  • White Sox have the bad sense to use a Bummer of a reliever in extra innings, and they pay the price on his fateful pitch to Mitch. #RedSox #WhiteSox
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