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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives (Lynyrd Skynyrd style): Saturday, 7-14 (click post for audio)

MLB Update (Lynyrd Skynyrd style):

  • Ooh that smell, can’t ya smell that smell… it’s the stench coming from the mound at Camden Yards… them’s some pretty stinky meatballs being served up by Kevin “I just got hit into the causeway” Gausman. #Orioles #Cubs
  • Yee haw! JB’s huge hammer gives the Buccos the 3 runs they need to force the recalcitrant Redbirds 3 steps toward the door. #Pirates #Cardinals
  • Yanks let get away a valuable chance to rip the hearts out of the Red Sox…. you got that right… yeah you got that right. #RedSox #Yankees
  • I never dreamed that a stroke could be as dreamy as that of Charmin Robinson, the ultra smooth Cano. #Mariners #WhiteSox
  • Some serious down south jukin going on in Atlanta to jump start the 2nd half for the Braves. #Diamondbacks #Braves
  • Joey Gallo takes a break from his meeting with Cousin Vinny to send Texas’ Napoli an important text… don’t ask me, no more question… #Rangers #Royals
  • Pitiful Phils done in by a Brauny slam, a three run job by Orlando, and double double trouble from Santana. #Phillies #Brewers
  • Call me the breeze deGrom, he of the flowing locks, hopes he can push the dopey Mets up the NL East ladder.
  • Bryce, the man with one of the nicest swings in the NL, is someone the Nat fans simply love and understand. #Reds #Nationals
  • Dodgers very pweased to have a dialed in, competitive Puig of their own. #Dodgers #Marlins
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