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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 7-23

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John Marley (1907-1984), US actor, wearing striped pyjamas in bed, with blood-stained bedclothes and the severed head of his horse at the foot of the bed in a publicity still issued for the film, 'The Godfather', 1972. The mafia drama, directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starred Marley as 'Jack Woltz'. (Photo by Silver Screen Collection/Getty Images)

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MLB Update:

  • Chisox saved by the rain, after Sale finds the Navy blue throwback suits hardly salient and is rumored to have muttered “a man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous”. ‪#‎Tigers‬ ‪#‎WhiteSox‬
  • For the Rays, no easy way to heal the wounds from Healy’s game winning ding dong off Alex “Columbine-line finish” Colome. ‪#‎Athletics‬ ‪#‎Rays‬
  • Rockies make the Braves behave by showing them a really scary Story. ‪#‎Rockies‬ ‪#‎Braves‬
  • For now, the first names in batting production in Cincy are Jay Bruce, but the trade deadline is looming. ‪#‎Reds‬ ‪#‎Diamondbacks‬
  • At least Ranger hitters haven’t kicked their habit of playing like animals for Hamels. #Rangers #Royals
  • Drew draws last blood on the Quack, and Senators with one for the Pap. ‪#‎Nationals‬ ‪#‎Padres‬
  • Trumbo and El Toro make the Indians tremble. ‪#‎Orioles‬ ‪#‎Indians‬
  • Dogged Dodgers regroup in a big way when Maeda makes impression and Justin really turns on the ball in the third. ‪#‎Dodgers‬ ‪#‎Cardinals‬
  • As he is more want to do when he suits up behind the plate (as opposed to DHing), Gattis catches fire and goes out and gets two hr/4rbi. ‪#‎Astros‬ ‪#‎Angels‬
  • Mets are upset to the very formidable combination of Stanton and Fernandez standing in their way. ‪#‎Marlins‬ ‪#‎Mets‬
  • New look for Nieuwenhuis hoists Brewers over shell-shocked Cubbies. ‪#‎Brewers‬ ‪#‎Cubs‬
  • Shoulder injury means not now for Glasnow, but resourceful Pirates win anyhow. ‪#‎Pirates‬ ‪#‎Phillies‬
  • San Francisco finally goes back to work, and treats NY to bitter defeat in 12. ‪#‎Giants‬ ‪#‎Yankees
  • Twinkies no more, Minnesota’s gutty comeback victory in Beantown gives Boston boosters a major Maalox moment. ‪#‎Twins‬ ‪#‎RedSox‬
  • Seattle has no trouble subjugating Toronto with the use of a very forceful full Nelson. ‪#‎Mariners‬ ‪#‎BlueJays‬
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