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MLB Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 8-8 (click post for audio)

MLB Update:

  • Cubs stub toes, as Bochy’s brown boys go as goes Buster. #Giants #Cubs
  • All the talk of Chris winning the Cy Young is old news, as is the notation that not many hits were on Sale tonight in St. Pete (namely 2). #RedSox #Rays
  • Overconfident Dodgers get reminded that Tony Watson ‘aint no stopper, but this loss to the D-backs won’t be enough to make the Dodgers rubbernecks. #Dodgers #Arizona
  • The US Cellular cellar dwellers manage to abduct the Astros, sparking an APB for the Dallas police; where has Keuchel’s stuff gone? #WhiteSox #Astros
  • The Phillies continue to crave the over-achieving Braves. #Phillies #Braves
  • Rockies shocked as Cleveland leans on its Gomes field advantage … with Yan hitting Holland out into the hinterlands of Progressive. #Indians #Rockies
  • Mets can now flex their pecs with impunity after first win by Flexen … over Tex. #Mets #Texas
  • The best last place team in baseball spanks the Yanks. #BlueJays #Yankees
  • As the temperature has been rising, Kuhl’s been sizzling, and the Bucs can taste .500. #Pirates #Tigers
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