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NCAA Football Update, Week 7 (click for audio):

NCAA Football Update, Week 7:

  • Gophers haven’t been running this scared in Nebraska since the days of Danny Noonan and Bushwood Country Club. #Cornhuskers #GoldenGophers
  • Buckeyes looked like they played this one with their eyes closed, getting scalded badly by the Boilers at West Lafayette, in what must be viewed as the most puzzling result of this college football season. #Buckeyes #Boilermakers
  • Cakewalk for Badgers at Camp Randle against ill-equipped Illini. #Illini #Badgers
  • Bowser’s run is the ruination of Rutgers nation, and Northwestern narrowly avoids letting things totally slip away in Piscataway. #ScarletKnights #Rutgers
  • Penn St.relies on McSorley for a sorely needed, if unimpressive, win. #NittanyLions #Hoosiers
  • Twerpy Terps go away very quietly in Iowa City. Is Iowa this good? Clearly not, but MD is, as usual, nowhere to be found for big games on the road. #Terrapins #Hawkeyes
  • Clemson destroys the most inept Wolfpack seen since the Hangover. #Wolfpack #Tigers
  • Huskies hunker down at home and watch leader shake and bake against the Buffs. #Buffaloes #Huskies
  • Sooners continue to prove you can win in the Big 12 with not much defense, but will that serve them well when they go bowling. #Sooners #HornedFrogs
  • No smoke and mirrors to save the sputtering Spartans today, as Michigan dominates from the start. #Wolverines #Spartans
  • Alabama implements the mercy rule, pulling Tagovailoa halfway through the third quarter, en route to tagging Tennessee with an embarrassing home loss. #CrimsonTide #Volunteers

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