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NCAA Football Update, Week 8 (click for audio):


NCAA Football Update:

  • Georgia spikes, and beats its opponents, to the punch in the annual cocktail party, after sending its friends from Florida a love letter straight Fromm the heart. Nice bounce back game for the Dogs after their rather dreary belly flop at LSU. #Gators #Bulldogs
  • Seminoles fold like a house of cards in the face of Clemson’s onslaught. Tigers are categorically and unequivocally the kings of the jungle in the very uncompetitive ACC. #Tigers #Seminoles
  • Kyler taps into his CeeDee player and provides some great entertainment for the native Normans in OU’s throttling of KSU. #Wildcats #Sooners
  • 2 yards and cloud of dust. Well maybe not that bad, but this was a choppy, ugly pairing of two offenses that had plenty of fits and not to many starts. PSU survives at home, … just barely. #Hawkeyes #NittanyLions
  • Baylor bails out from the fight at Morgantown; another glorious performance from Grier the Mountaineer. #Bears #Moutaineers
  • Time to start taking NU seriously; no red badge of courage today for the Badgers, who stink it up at Evanston. #Badgers #Wildcats
  • Kentucky’s version of the Cardiac Cats win their feline spat with Mizzou’s Tigers; at 7-1, this team probably should be ranked, if not respected. #Wildcats #Tigers
  • Utah wins the battle of Britain held Friday night at the Rose Bowl, as, once again, UCLA looks useless, and Chip Kelly’s program appears to be in shambles. #Utes #Bruins
  • App. St. clearly let the current state of affairs get to its head. Now they are the victim of a shocking upset. #Moutaineers #Eagles
  • They’re going berserk at Berserkley, with the dream finish fashioned by Weaver. #Huskies #GoldenBears
  • With Gardner tending to his position in the field so dutifully, the Cougars of Whitman County were certainly hot to trot at Stanford. #Cougars #Cardinals

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