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NCAAF Top 25 Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 10-7 (click post for audio)

NCAAF Top 25 Update:

  • Cyclones blow through Norman and ravage the countryside, taking advantage of unsuspecting Sooners and with their very capable signal caller Kempt, make an OU National Championship an unkempt secret. #Cyclones #Sooners
  • On a stormy night in Ann Arbor, it was another case of Spartan home invasion of the Big House … leaving Michigan’s very questionable attack woefully exposed. #Spartans #Wolverines
  • Hokies too strong for wimpy BC, and 13 point loss is a bitter pill for Golden Eagles at Chestnut Hill. #Hokies #GoldenEagles
  • Aggies get put through the wringer at home against the Tide, hanging in as best they can, but ultimately hung out to dry as Sumlin’s gang was missing that special something on offense. #Aggies #CrimsonTide
  • Wrong place, wrong time for the sucky Beavers, who get completely outplayed and waylaid in LA. #Trojans #Beavers
  • Froggies prove their mettle in Ft. Worth when Hill’s acrobatic run gives them deliverance against the Mountaineers. #Mountaineers #HornedFrogs
  • Buckeyes consume some turtle steak ribeye at home, prompting Maryland’s AD to begin filling out an application for the Misfit Conference … unfortunately, the Big 10 already has one shoe-in applicant …. Toys RU. #Terrapins #Buckeyes
  • Looks like the dainty Tar Heels didn’t dig in their high heels enough on defense tonight. #FightingIrish #TarHeels
  • Give FSU credit for showing up today, but as regards their offense, it was still the same ol Seminole story of too little too late. #Hurricanes #Seminoles
  • After getting more than annoyed by Troy, the Tigers circle the wagons and come out in the swamp like fire breathing dragons. The result is an important recovery win over the hated Gators in Gainesville. #Tigers #Gators
  • Things go south for Northwestern in Q3 and that’s all she wrote. Another Big 10 bloodbath between the haves and the have nots. #NittanyLions #Wildcats
  • The “V” on the Vandy helmets should’ve been replaced with a “JV” given the obvious ease with which the big bad Bulldogs pushed aside the candy ass Commodores. #Bulldogs #Commodores
  • Hungry Wolfpack isn’t very impressed with Mr. Heisman winner, since today, they had the more balanced attack, including a very productive Nyheim Hines. #Cardinals #Wolfpack
  • Another total miss for Ole Miss. #Rebels #Tigers
  • At Clemson, the reigning ACC Champs held a wake for Wake’s moribund offense, and the Tigers routinely run out the clock after QB KB leaves with an injury. Ho hum. #Tigers #DemonDeacons
  • Nebraska nebbishes now have a big blemish on their Big 10 record after encounter with the bad boy Badgers. #Badgers #Cornhuskers

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