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NCAAF Top 25 Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 11-25 (click post for audio)

NCAAF Top 25 Update:

  • In what seems like an annual crime, the Badgers take out the Golden Gophers Lizzie Borden style, with 31 whacks from Paul Bunyan’s battle axe. #Badgers #GoldenGophers
  • Malzahn outsmarts L’il Nicky with a perfect defensive plan, including double/triple coverage to get rid of the threat from Ridley and the using shadows to keep QB Hurts running to daylight. On to SEC title game for Auburn, and as for Bama, they could well be on the outside looking in. #CrimsonTide #Tigers
  • Stanford’s standing taller, while ND is looking smaller. #FightingIrish #Stanford
  • MSU runs away from, and through, the Scarlet Knights at Piscataway. #Spartans #ScarletKnights
  • Mountaineers couldn’t mount much resistance in this lopsided affair… what with no Grier to fill the air. #Sooners #Mountaineers
  • With Heisman still on its QB’s brain … but with nothing else really to gain… OK St. still could not be disturbed as it easily kicked Kansas to the curb. #Cowboys #Jayhawks
  • Clemson goes into South Carolina’s Palmetto ghetto and settles a score. #Tigers #Gamecocks
  • Georgia warms up for its 2nd crack at Auburn by undressing the Yellow Jackets. #Bulldogs #YellowJackets
  • Penn St. pins a most embarrassing loss on the Twerps. #NittanyLions #Terrapins
  • Buckeyes wonder whether foul play on the sidelines sidelined Barrett, but also now know that asking Haskins to pick up the slack was by no means out of the question. As concerns Harbaugh, he and his Wolverines continue to look forlorn with O’Korn. #Wolverines #Buckeyes

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