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NCAAM College Basketball Update: 3-17-17 (Round of 64)

NCAAM College Basketball Update:

  • Favored SMU raises S&M to previously unseen levels of intensity against a very comfortable pack of Trojans. #Mustangs #Trojans
  • Shockers’ superior aggression and athleticism helps them overcome a bad case of tournament turnoveritis. #Shockers #Flyers
  • UCLA turns over the same old Leaf, with a dazzling scoring display making up for less-than- scintillating play on defense. #GoldenFlashes #Bruins
  • First round in the NCAA against killer Kentucky is no place for old men or for Carson and rest of the Northern Kentucky Norse. #Norse #Wildcats
  • No. 3 Miami never gets started against the green with envy Spartans, and once again we see why in March you should never ignore Izzo. #Spartans #Hurricanes
  • Physical Bearcats are simply too much KSU’s cats to handle. The stage is set for an intriguing 2nd round match up with UCLA. #Wildcats #Bearcats
  • Unlike the Greeks, the Blue Devils don’t need any trickery to sack Troy … they just need plenty of Grayson and Jayson show. #Trojans #BlueDevils
  • UC Davis gets pushed rudely out of the way by Josh J., on his way to winning the NCAA’s Dr. J impersonation competition. #Jawhawks #Aggies
  • Dowtin and the rest of the Rhode Island Rams enjoy proving their doubters and detractors wrong against the more highly regarded Bluejays. #Rams #BlueJays
  • Even without their biggest bouncer Boucher, Iona didn’t seem to have an iota of a chance against Oregon. #Gaels #Ducks
  • The flagrant foul which benefited Barford and sunk the Pirates was a flagrant injustice, at least as far as my bracket was concerned. #Razorbacks #Pirates
  • Baylor’s without-a-care Bears do their nails and crush the Aggies from Las Cruces. #Aggies #Bears
  • Cowboys get shown the door by Michigan’s men in a truly over-the-top offensive extravaganza. #Cowboys #Wolverines
  • Cocky South Carolina was none too impressed with Wojciechowski and heavily promoted Marquette. #GoldenEagles #Gamecocks
  • UNC sharpens its claws on the TSU Tigers, and readies for a follow up plunge into the Razorbacks. #Tigers #TarHeels
  • Try as they might, the Gamecocks couldn’t quite take flight against the Cardinals. #Gamecocks #Cardinals

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