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NCAAM College Basketball Update: 3-18-17 (Round of 32)

NCAAM College Basketball Update:

  • Let’s give a big shout out to Purdue, which did what it had to do in holding on in the face of a furious rally by Iowa State. Particular props to Mr. Biggie Caleb; nobody was saying move over Swanigan tonight. #Boilermakers #Cyclones
  • Virginia puts an exclamation point on what was a really crappy day for the ACC with a shockingly bad shooting performance. Yes, they were strepped of their best defender (out with a sore throat), but this year’s Cavalier contingent continues the trend of having a big problem when it comes to throwing the ball into the cylinder, not to mention the ocean. #Cavalierslose
  • Saint Mary’s and their impressive big toe Jock Landale were clearly itching for an intense fight, but over time the Wildcats found Markkanen to the Micantin which, when applied right, helped Arizona back to its footloose and fancy free winning ways. #Wildcatswin
  • Butler fiddles and diddles with Middle Tennessee St., using some stylish wheeling and dealing from Kelan Martin, and now they’re back in the Sweet 16. #BlueRaiders #Bulldogs
  • Xavier does the world a favor and puts the irresponsible, without a soul Seminoles out of their everglade ever-loving misery. #Musketeers #Seminoles
  • Give the scrappy cats from NW lots of credit for leaving everything (including their extremely angry coach) out on the floor in a tight loss to No. 1 Gonzaga; unfortunately, One thing’s for sure — the Bulldogs had better bring more composure and more of their prize winning center Przemek into battle when they confront Huggies’ Mounties in the West Regional semifinal. #Bulldogs #Wildcats
  • In-your-face West Virginia gives the Irish little room to breathe, and the result is a suffocating loss for scruffy faced Mike Brey and Notre Dame — time to grab the paper bag. #Mountaineerswin
  • Senior leadership rules the day in the battle between the big red Ws and the blue Vs, and last year’s hero Jenkins has a very deflating performance. This loss is tough medicine for a Wildcat squad that fought hard, but didn’t have the same old magic it needed to totally right the ship after yet another slow start. #Badgers #Wildcats

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