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NCAAM Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 3-22-19 (and click to hear some Stooges)

                                            Iowa St.’s far-fetched dreams go up in smoke

NCAAM Update (First Round):

  • Buckeyes bully their way to a very hard earned win over a self destructing Cyclones squad that sees another quality year go up in smoke. Bad loss for a team that seemed poised to do a lot more, and much of the blame lays on a coaching staff that never bothered to make simple defensive adjustments to secure the boards and limit OSU possessions. #Buckeyes #Cyclones
  • Suffocating defense paints Saint Louis into a corner, and let’s get real, there was no way the fundamentally sound Hokies were choking a 22 point 2nd half lead. #Bilikens #Hokies
  • Bulldogs make it a daily double of Mississippi teams to leave the tournament with some serious egg on their faces after getting burned by the Liberty Flames. #Flames #Bulldogs
  • Rams fall to a very scary 7 ft. 6 Tacko. #Knights #Rams
  • The scrappers from Iona somehow had more than an iota of a chance coming out of halftime (with a 5-point lead), but Roy’s boys had too much talent and exploded for a devastating trip down route 55. #Gaels #TarHeels
  • When the hell raisers from Houston met up with the Panthers, their high octane attack left Georgia State in a state of disarray. #Panthers #Cougars
  • Dukies unveil a highlight-reel of snazzy moves to bypass the undersized Bison. #Bison #BlueDevils
  • Somewhat overlooked Huskies earn braggin rights against Aggies. #Huskies #Aggies
  • After running into red hot Oregon, the big red Ws are officially gone. #Ducks #Badgers
  • No bull here — Buffalo is a legit threat to win it all. As for ASU, save that weak stuff for the PAC-16. #Bulls #Devils
  • Suspect Cavaliers use some 2nd half soul searching to find their cojones and escape the clutches of mighty mouse, Gardner-Webb. #Bulldogs #Cavaliers
  • Somewhat tenuous halftime lead holds up for Tenn; they’ll need to be a lot sharper next round. #Raiders #Volunteers

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