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NCAAM Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 3-23-19 (and click to listen to Richard Welhner in The Promotion)

NCAAM Update (2nd Round):

  • How bout those Auburn Tigers? They’re Grrrrrrrreat, and had less trouble than many expected sprinting by lumbering Kansas. #Tigers #Jayhawks
  • Kill Vill was playing tonight in Hartford, with Carsen Edwards doing a perfect job as supporting actor. And unfortunately for the defending champion Wildcats, Phil did not emerge from his booth wearing his Superman cape. #Wildcats #Boilermakers
  • Minnesota dutifully defers to its Big 10 tormentor Michigan St., playing without focus, attention to detail and any discernible game plan on offense. #GoldenGophers #Spartans
  • No sag in the step of the Zags as they overwhelm the befuddled Bears. #Bears #Bulldogs
  • In a very stately pitched battle, the pride of Tallahassee murders Murray with an embarrassment of athleticism. #Racers #Seminoles
  • Michigan manufactures a rather unsightly win over the Gators, who threw up enough bricks to protect small sections of our Southern border. #Michigan #Gators
  • UK dogs Terrier Fletcher into a nothing for a dozen nightmare from 3-pt land, making Wofford fans wretch in the process. #Terriers #Wildcats
  • Turtles left stranded on the roadside and without a ride in J-ville as Waters seeps to the basket and sinks the clincher. Basketball Bengals look hungry and dangerous as they wait for Michigan State. #Terrapins #Tigers

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