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NCAAM Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 3-21-19 (and click to hear a great motivational speech)

First Round Update:

  • Territorial terriers have no trouble marking their spots on the deck of a floundering, New Jersey Pirates’ ship. #Terriers #Pirates
  • Wolverines trash Grizzlies’ camp site … wait, didn’t this just happen last year? Why wasn’t Montana better prepared. #Grizzlies #Wolverines
  • Baylor-made game plan has no problem penetrating the soft upper belly of the Syracuse zone. #Baylor #Syracuse
  • Powerful Purdue forcefully exerts its dominion over Old Dominion. #Boilermakers #Monarchs
  • Saint Mary’s forgot to say its Hail Mary’s in getting turned away by the somewhat forgotten, defending champs. This team is still well-coached, highly disciplined and poised under pressure … and nobody in the field wants to face them. #Gaels #Wildcats
  • Today, another fairly ridiculous first round drubbing was administered to Fairleigh Dickinson. #Knights #Bulldogs
  • How ironic — Kentucky’s Wildcats feed Abilene Christian’s to the lions. #Wildcats #Wildcats
  • Never, ever underestimate that Gator pride, which reared its prominent head in a first half ransacking of the Wuff Pack. #Gators #WolfPack
  • It was only Thursday, but that didn’t stop messed up Marquette from getting beat six ways from Sunday. #Racers #GoldenEagles
  • Great confidence builder for KU, as it stuffs the obedient Huskies and gets in the right frame of mind for Bayou Bengals. #Jayhawks #Huskies
  • Another Big 10 big boy survives, as Bruno’s Terps bypass Belmont’s Bruins. #Terrapins #Bruins
  • Spartans toe the line and do just fine against the battling Braves. #Braves #Spartans
  • Leonard’s legion of long armed ‘Noles casts the Catamounts in a very deep hole, and rolls on to avenge last year’s painful elite eight defeat. #Seminoles #Catamounts
  • Auburn can only thank its lucky stripes in narrow escape against Aggies, who inexplicably pass up a tying lay up, and then clunk two out of three at the line to seal their fate. #Aggies #Tigers
  • We should’ve known little Pitino would bring his A game in dusting off his daddy’s former employer. Louisville’s extended funk lives on, as they look surprisingly flat and get pushed around in a very disappointing loss to muscular Minnesota. #Cardinals #Gophers
  • Late rally by Bulldogs falls short, leaving LSU to fight another day. Not bad at all for the Ivy interlopers from New Haven. #Bulldogs #Tigers

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