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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 12-9-18 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:
  • Steeler fans file a class action against Chris Boswell after a ridiculous slip ‘n fall in the vicinity of The Black Hole. #Steelers #Raiders
  • Gronk turns spastic after he gets put on the defensive at Miami Gardens. #Patriots #Dolphins
  • Amari amasses another touchdown pass — his third — and the ‘Boys put the Eggles out of their ever-loving misery. They’ll need more productivity in the red zone (for sure), but this team is moving in the right direction for a deep run in the playoffs. #Cowboys #Eagles
  • Rams get body slammed in the city of broad shoulders. #Bears #Rams
  • Slay stars for the Silver and Blue in the who cares game of the day. #Lions #Cardinals
  • Great game in KC goes to the relentless Chiefs, who made the big plays when they had to and manage to shut down Lamar Jackson just in the nick of time. #Chiefs #Ravens
  • A blocked punt seems to wake up the lethargic Saints, and Brees goes on a scoring spree in the 4th quarter that lifts the prohibitive favorites to another division tile. #Saints #Buccaneers
  • Andrew Luck and an impressive wall of protection from the offensive line were the key components in this must-have win for the rebounding Colts. #Colts #Texans
  • Rodgers has no problem filling up the stat sheet for Philbin, and Packers tar and feather the hopeless Falcons. #Falcons #Packers
  • In apparent sympathy to the President, the Washington Deadskins look absolutely dreadful against the resurgent G-ment. Mark Sanchez stinks up the joint with a woeful performance that will certainly go down in the annals of historical futility. #Giants #Redskins
  • Could it be that greener pastures lie ahead for Gang Green, after Bam Bam Darnold leads the Jets to a dramatic, comeback victory of the bewildered Bills? #Jets #Bills
  • Slowly but surely, the Browns are improving their rep, while the Panthers continue to flounder. Newton needs a new attitude and the once proud defense looks dazed and confused … getting left behind on the playing field by Mayfield. As for Ron Rivera, it is definitely time to worry; those two games against the powerful Saints are looming. #Panthers #Browns
  • Broncos take way too long to get off the dime and fall short by a little after some heroics from Kittle. #Broncos #Niners
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