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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 11-12 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:

  • Largely catatonic Giants stand around and watch as the Niners and current QB Beathard simply try harder; the only on-field statement NY seems to be making is that they’ve lost interest in playing for Coach McAdoo. But give McAdoo his due credit for this shappy performance … the play calling on offense was nothing short of atrocious. #Giants #FortyNiners
  • Broncos are in danger of turning into The Niners, and Vance looks lost, like a deer in a headlights trance. #Broncos
  • Near perfection tonight on offense for the Patriots … thru 3 quarters and some change…. #Patriots
  • Falcons finally stiffen up on defense, no doubt helped out by the fact that this was Dallas’ first week without Zeke; boy did the Cowboy attack look out of whack and weak. #Cowboys #Falcons
  • Ramming speed is just too much for laboring Texans to handle; Houston’s defense looks tired, and with good reason. #Texans #Rams
  • Skins go into another home field tailspin, with more than a little push from the very physical Vikings. Case Keenum looks confident and in command, with multiple weapons and options, and all this to go with a defense that is simply relentless. #Vikings #Redskins
  • Steelers avoid an intolerable loss when their big 3 come up big at the right time in Indy. #Steelers #Colts
  • Bills get body slammed by the deadly combo of Ingram and Alvin Kamara. Saints punter leaves the field early in disgust, feeling like the Maytag repairman. #Saints #Bills
  • Bears play like they don’t have a care in the world, obviously distracted by knowing they were actually favored over the Packers, and this adds fuel to the fire for Coach Fox’s detractors. #Packers #Bears
  • Messy execution notwithstanding, Jaguars win a game they were supposed to win when Lambo’s leg slams the door on the Chargers. #Chargers #Jaguars
  • Jets get quarantined with a bad case of TB. #Jets #Buccaneers
  • DeShone was just plain showing off for a while, but as usual it was a false positive for the downtrodden Browns. #Lions #Browns
  • Bengals battle to the end, but must give way to Murray and Mariota. #Bengals #Titans
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