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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 9-10 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:

  • Sorry Seattle … you’re plenty tough but you lacked the essential ingredient of Aaron Flanders Rodgers, who as usual, did his special brand of American Hustle on behalf of the Pack and sent the Seahawks backpedaling back to the Pacific Northwest. #Seahawks #Packers
  • Giant disappointment for the first Sunday night game of the 2017 season, as “no run” NY fiddles and diddles at AT&T in front of a national, TV audience; indeed there’s been no real ground game since the last Super Bowl win, and that’s too long.
  • New year, new lease on life for peppy Panters; new low for disciples of Debartolo. #Panthers #49ers
  • Goff and Rams take off behind new coach McVay, while Colts write their obituary leaning on Charlie Whitehurst impersonator Tolzien. #Colts #Rams
  • Ravens beat the living daylights out of Dalton and the Bungles, in another major disappointment for the men of messed up Marvin. #Ravens #Bengals
  • Taylor made win for Bills in Orchard Park makes it all to clear who is the least fair team in the AFC East … the grounded Jets, which a QB of McCown origin. #Jets #Bills
  • Jags turn the tables on the critics by savaging Savage, and unveiling their own offensive threat, the somewhat overlooked Leonard Fournette. #Jaguars #Texans
  • Falcons bear down when they have to and control the surprisingly pesky opposition in Chicago. #Falcons #Bears
  • Raiders wrecking crew rambles through Nashville, smashing the Titans behind an efficient Carr and the dawn of a second go-around from Marshawn. #Raiders #Titans
  • Skins get scuttled at the line of scrimmage, and Captain Kirk clearly lost control of the enterprising Redskins … who yet again looked like a failed start-up at home. #Redskins #Eagles
  • Lions and their high priced Stafford win the race against against Arian’s Arizona, which simply committed too many Cardinal sins. #Cardinals #Lions
  • The Cleveland Plain Dealer will report the usual, expected loss to the Steelers, but let’s be clear, this win was marked by some sloppy play for the Black ‘N Gold, and they’ll need to do a lot more both on the ground and with their bend, but don’t break, defense. #Steelers #Browns
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