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US Open Women’s Update (Day 6):

US Open Women’s Update:

  • Ostapenko should’ve hired an osteopath after all the times she got broken against hammering Maria
  • Kvitova lost her concentration today and got sent packing to camp Sabalenka
  • A bit of a strange loss for Kerber, who treated Dominika like she was larger than life
  • Bad day shopping for Kiki, who will want to forget a certain Marketa
  • Keys takes a while to start her engine, but eventually ruins Krunic

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