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Wimbledon Update: the day before the Women’s final

Wimbledon Update:

  • It’s easy to win, when your ship’s come in, and you think you’ve got the market beat, now that the field is missing the shifty Spaniard with pants too tight in the seat. Ah, but don’t forget that waiting in the wings is a guy who is a lot younger, who should be a lot hungrier, and since he doesn’t have his beard cream, is really itching for a Wimby title. Go Marin!
  • Fed says Bye Bye Berdy, which, sadly, means no more Queen Ester.
  • It will take a true Muguruzian effort to put down this year’s sentimental favorite, the often sour-faced sister of Serena … and that is exactly what Garbine the winning machine can supply.

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