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Wimbledon Update: Manic and Womanic Monday (Day 7)

Wimbledon Update:

  • Head scratching loss for Nadal, who had thought he was the most Major terrorist of them all; sorry Rafa, today Muller was your ruler.
  • Paire blows another tire when he runs into the Scottish hangnail named Murray, and doesn’t have an adequate spare.
  • Fed puts Baby Fed to bed, without much drama.
  • Experience over curls, as Milos straightens out petulant, big boy Zverev.
  • Marin makes marinara out of Agut.
  • Tomas brings out his big gun to detonate Dominick.
  • Mugsyrutha KO’s Kerber.
  • Size doesn’t matter when half pint Halep is victor against Victoria.
  • Vandeweghe pushes the persistent pusher Wozniacki out of the picture.

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