Week 16: Abe’s Scrumdidilyumptious NFL Picks (AST)

Hello everyone and welcome to another Chabdog Sports Blog of me making scrumdidilyumptious NFL picks based on very flawed science, numbies based solely on Taylor Swift’s game attendance, and a spidey sense that may or may not be functioning well based on the amount and quality of tacos I ate today since my current record is:

Week 1: 6 Week 2: 8 Week 3: 6 Week 4: 8 Week 5: 6 Week 6: 11 Week 7: 4 Week 8: 7 Week 9: 10 Week 10: 9 Week 11: 4 Week 12: 9 Week 13: 7 Week 14: 7 Week 15: 3

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICK

 SAINTS | RAMS -4

SATURDAY PICKS

 BENGALS -2 | STEELERS

BILLS -12 | CHARGERS

My post-game reaction to the Bengals losing to the Steelers and the Chargers covering the spread against the Bills…

SUNDAE PICKS

COMMANDERS +3 | JETS

BROWNS -2.5 | TEXANS

SEAHAWKS -2.5 | TITANS

LIONS -3 | VIKINGS

COLTS +1 | FALCONS

PACKERS -4.5 | PANTHERS

 JAGUARS | BUCCANEERS -1

COWBOYS +1.5 | DOLPHINS

CARDINALS | BEARS -4

PATRIOTS | BRONCOS -6.5

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PICKS

RAIDERS +10 | CHIEFS

GIANTS +12 | EAGLES

RAVENS | 49ERS -5.5

*All odds courtesy of Bet MGM on 12/20/2023 

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