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NCAA Men’s Basketball Top 25 Update, Recap and Perspectives: Sunday, 2-18 (click post for audio)

NCAA Men’s Basketball Top 25 Update:

  • Michigan wins this latest installment of big games among Big 10 big boys. #Buckeyes #Wolverines
  • Shockers send shock waves through the AAC with a big win on the road against the Bearcats … just across the state line from Cin city. #Bearcats #Shockers
  • Even without Bagley, it’s still in the bag for Duke; minutes on the court is time well spent for Trent. #BlueDevils #Tigers

NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 2-17-18 (click post for new ChabDog audio)

NHL Update:

  • Caps still have a great record, but may well have had their fragile psyche dragged through the mud by the inspired Blackhawks. #Capitals #Blackhawks
  • Unfortunately for the Habs, they’ve made quite a habit out of getting blown out of hockey games. #GoldenKnights #Canadiens
  • Maata earns something he had plenty of before the night started … an A for his go-ahead goal in the 3rd. #Penguins #MapleLeafs
Categories: NHL

NCAA Men’s Basketball Top 25 Update, Recap and Perspectives: Saturday, 2-17 (click post for audio)

NCAA Men’s Basketball Top 25 Update:

  • Cassius comes to life in the 2nd half, and Northwestern goes south faster than you can say blueberry pancakes in a brutal bad beat at Rosemont. #Spartans #Wildcats
  • KU’s victory comes cloaked in some some first class work by Udoka, along with some classical discrimination in terms of preferred Jayhawk access to the foul line. #Jayhawks #Moutaineers
  • Xavier came in on a roll, but gets villified and leaves as another victim of a Wildcat mauling. #Wildcats #Musketeers
  • UNC turns Louisville into loserville, but are they really that good? #TarHeels #Cardinals
  • Texas hopes it set the reset button with this upset win over the overrated Sooners. #Sooners #Longhorns

NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 2-16-18 (click post for new ChabDog audio)

NHL Update:

  • Flyers finally avoid bombing out in Columbus, and without much fanfare can boast about being 10 games over .500. #BlueJackets #Flyers
  • The Frisco, TX kids have just enough gun power to silence the depressed Blues. #Blues #Stars
  • Wheeler’s rolling again…. and that means runway liftoff for the explosive Jets. #Jets #Avalanche


Categories: NHL

2018 Winter Olympics Update: 2-16-18 (Everybody PyeongChang Tonight!)

2018 Winter Olympics Update:

  • Get out your pooh-per scoopers … lots of ’em being showered on the ice as Yuzuru remains the guru of Men’s skating
  • Dutch continue to have the magic touch when it come to speed skating, running circles around their competition like a clockwork orange… with today’s feat accomplished by pint sized Esmee Visser
  • Things get pretty chippy when Canadian skip chooses to burn the poisoned rock pushed by the delinquent Danes; problems was, what goes around comes around, including a comeback in the final end Homan’s homely dud of a shot to end things in OT
  • US Women tip over the OAR row boat in the 11th end… beat Russia in curling!


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2018 Winter Olympics Update: 2-15-18 (Everybody PyeongChang Tonight!)

2018 Winter Olympics Update: 2-15-18:

  • When it comes to men’s figure skating shorts, the overriding interest was clearly Yuzurious; Hanyu’s excellence leaves the rest of the field plenty short-handed, while Nathan Chen falls again, and again, and again … enough already!
  • Korean skeleton wins in the Skeleton.
  • Vincent Zhou promoted to the Quad Squad, after he shows unparalleled lust for the fabled quadruple lutz.
  • Austrian finally finds a way to take the top G-spot away from Norway.
  • Please sign ChabDog’s petition to keep Johnny Weird from doing color for March Madness.
  • Russia performance continues to sag due to embarrassment over the droopy OAR moniker.
  • US gets on track in hockey … socking it to Slovakia.
  • There’s something oddly familiar about host Liam McHugh … he’s the male version of tennis’ Chris Mckendry….way too comfortable on camera for words.

NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 2-15-18 (click post for new ChabDog audio)

NHL Update:

  • All the Kings’ men were no match for Anton-Reese and the rest of the Pens. #Penguins #Kings
  • No. 1 Nico and his pal Noesen have fun at work in Newark harassing the Hurricanes. #Devils #Hurricanes
  • Well fed Preds looked a bit too fat and happy tonight, at home in the Bridgestone. #Flames #Predators
  • Now that they got fixed up with Fleury, the Vegas Knights clearly have playoffs in their sights. #Oilers #GoldenKnights
Categories: NHL

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 2-15-18 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • One day late, Minny manufactures its own version of the St. Valentine’s Day massacre against the limp Lakers using some real Chicago-style muscle. #Lakers #Timberwolves
  • They haven’t had this much fun in Denver since the days of Alex English and the lunch bucket brigade … these guys have got it going and no signs of fatigue are showing…. #Nuggets #Bucks
Categories: NBA

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 2-14-18 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Boston’s lax attitude on defending DeAndre costs them dearly, while Clippers look like they are somehow righting the ship. #Clippers #Celtics
  • The stench from GSW’s bench in this one could be smelled throughout the Rose Garden in this loss to Portland; a real Blutarsky of an effort from Iggy, who chips in with a 0.0. #Warriors #TrailBlazers
  • Another concerted effort to impose its will in the 4th pays off for the red hot Jazz. #Jazz #Suns
  • Has pro basketball ever been in this extreme state of disrepair in the Empire State? Good lord! #Pacers #Nets
  • European connections, including bellissimo Belinelli and daring Dario serve Sixers well in huge defeat of the Heat. #Heat #Sixers
Categories: NBA

NHL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 2-14-18 (click post for new ChabDog audio)

NHL Update:

  • Nothing comical about Bjugstad’s excellent work tonight, but Jughead would still be proud. #Panthers #Canucks
  • Seminal performance for Semyon, as Canadiens are completely silenced. #Canadiens #Avalanche
  • Kadre leads a cadre of talented Leafs in taking down and doubling up CBJ. #MapleLeafs #BlueJackets
Categories: NHL

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 2-13-18 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • I don’t get it… just force Harden to go to his right and attack his questionable ball handling skills; T-wolves ignore this simple advice and pay the price. #Rockets #Timberwolves
  • SA leaves Denver quite unsatisfied when Jokic goes wild and the Spurs are left to rely on a Lauvergne named Joffrey. #Nuggets #Spurs
  • Miami heats up, but it’s a sad case of too little, too late…. and to top it all off, it isn’t even that great. #Heat #Raptors
  • Thunder looked mesmerized and lost in a trance, being overwhelmed by the new and improved Cavs with Hood, Hill, Carkson and Nance. When push comes to shove, don’t trust Westbrook and OKC. #Cavaliers #Thunder
Categories: NBA

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