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NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 12-16 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:

  • Rivers turns into a recidivist, 4th quarter takeaway giver, and Hunt keeps the Chiefs more than in the hunt for the AFC West title. #Chiefs #Chargers
  • As is the norm, the Chicago offense was Bearly watchable … which means about 10 minutes is about all your average couch potato could possibly take. Detroit is left feeling pretty good about themselves, though as the long term picture goes, it’s hard to give them the Lions’ share of credit for doing anything too impressive. #Bears #Lions
Categories: NFL

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Friday, 12-15-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Give the Sixers credit for not backing down, but Thunder have the last laugh when they crack back in OT. #Sixers #Thunder
  • Houston handles San Antonio with starling ease, as its starters completely dominate and control Pop’s posse. In the process, Chris Paul wheels, deals and steals toward a truly historic night. #Spurs #Rockets
  • Pistons and Pacers continue to pose as Eastern Conference powers, and perhaps they are … but does it really matter? #Pistons #Pacers
  • Other than D. Jordan, the current Clippers are hardly recognizable, as is their ratty regular season record. #Clippers Wizards
Categories: NBA

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Thursday, 12-14-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Lakers have Big Baller genes, but are in no way qualified to hold the jock of Cleveland’s Big King, who stands clearly taller. #Lakers #Cavaliers
  • Right from the start, the Knicks got the upper hand in Gotham City. #Knicks #Nets
  • On Jewish Heritage Night at the Oracle, GSW’s gift to Dallas — Harrison Barnes — turns in a real barnburner of a performance (6-18, -19). #Warriors #Mavericks
Categories: NBA

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Wednesday, 12-13-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Russell’s triple double was nothing to write home about (3-14) and OKC’s Big Three went a sickly 10-45, but thanks to Steven Adams, the Thunder still won by 5. #Thunder #Pacers
  • Clippers wait until the first quarter is over before taking advantage of another weak sister from the Southleast. #Magic #Clippers
  • Cousins, Davis and a confident E’Twaun Moore was way more than young Milwaukee could handle. #Bucks #Pelicans
Categories: NBA

NBA Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 12-12-17 (click post for audio)

NBA Update:

  • Spurs are clearly taking baby steps in releasing Kawhi from the high chair; that approach didn’t serve them well tonight in Dallas. #Mavericks #Spurs
  • Like the first critic in Mel Brooks’ History of the World, Part 1, Detroit Piston detractors were definitely pissing all over this disgusting box score…. for the love of god! #Nuggets #Pistons
  • Embiid returns at full speed for the appreciative Sixers, who work Wiggins and his Wolves until they bleed. #Sixers #Timberwolves
  • Ball was somewhat on the ball, but Knicks prevail when Porzingis really brings it, and Beasley wasn’t too measly either. #Lakers #Knicks
  • Time to send the Hawks to the local taxidermist…. frustration is certainly mounting in Atlanta. #Hawks #Cavaliers
Categories: NBA

When the 1st Alarm bell sounds, make sure you head to Original Rinaldi’s for a truly awe inspiring feast …

This baby was soooo hot it knocked my socks off … and had me begging for more …

Here’s what you have to look forward to –hot and spicy grilled chicken breast, andouille sausage, mayo, jalapeño spread, lettuce, tomato and pepper jack cheese.

I probably didn’t need the TNT sauce, but what the hell, it seems to go with everything.  And the cold mac salad was, yet again, the perfect compliment.

Thanks Dylan for taking such good care of me; I’ll be sure to stick up for you this Sunday when you take on that big Patriot bully pulpit punisher, Maaahk…..

NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Tuesday, 12-11 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:

Top ten reasons Miami laid waste to New England:

1. The hoodied warlock got a bit too comfortable with his game plan, and forgot to put chalk to the ‘ol blackboard.
2. Gaze had the crazy idea of putting a special waze app into Cutler’s tablet, which gave him the most direct route to the end zone.
3. His highness, Lord Tommy, looked more like Linus with a sinus infection, and wasn’t very willing to hold onto the ball minus his precious security blanket, Mr. Gronky.
4. Nate was not so good of a Solder.
5. Nobody toed the line or kicked ass better than that big boy named Suh.
6. Throwback jersies.
7. Frank Fleming prematurely throwing in his own terrible towel.
8. Matt’s way-too-Patrician attitude.
9. Chung got hung out to dry in the South Beach humidity.
10. That final on-sides kick, which has never looked quite so sick.
10a. Brady just had to find out what it would feel like to go from GOAT to scapegoat.

Categories: NFL

Cross the road for the delicious Chicken Teriyaki sandwich at The Grindz …

This is a healthy choice for lunch that leaves your hunger completely satisfied, while keeping your wallet quite wealthy.  The chicken is perfectly grilled, and is dressed with a terrific teriyaki sauce, along with lettuce and tomato on a toasted ciabatta roll. Add some hot sauce, as well as a crunchy pickle and some creamy mac salad, and you have a meal to remember.

Cross the road to 1601 PCH, Hermosa Beach and discover the excellence of The Grindz!

NFL Update, Recap and Perspectives: Monday, 12-10 (click post for audio)

NFL Update:

  • Forget the pain, forget all the yards we gave up, forget the squandering of a 14 pt lead … the fact is this team has a survivor mentality and showed unbelievable toughness and confidence, particularly on the huge 3rd and five completion to AB that set up the game winning field goal. Big Ben has never been better, and has never had two nuclear weapons like this at his disposal. Celebrate your asses off Steelers — you are the 2017 AFC North Champions, and you earned it — and then start worrying next week about how the heck we hold New England under 30, particularly with the glaring speed problem at linebacker. But this was an incredible game to watch, especially if you bleed gold and black. #Steelers #Ravens
  • Jags continue to stand up to all comers, punching Seattle in the gut and keeping their composure, while Hawks lose their cool and die from Eastern exposure. #Seahawks #Jaguars
  • Despite bringing closure on the NFC East division title race, this may be remembered more as the day Wentz went away; but all the same, give the Eagles lots of credit for not folding with Foles. #Eagles #Rams
  • Broncos put an abrupt end to Jets’ airs of grandeur, bringing McCown down to ground level, and putting up with no guff from Petty. #Jets #Broncos
  • Titan offense didn’t look too frightening in a very weak, meek effort at Arizona. Hope was lost for the TN men when their running game went into the tank and Dawson forgot how to shank. #Titans #Cardinals
  • Panthers turn the tables on Viking home invaders with frequent sacks of Keenum and a steady diet of durable Jonathan Stewart. This is a team that nobody wants to face in the playoffs. #Vikings #Panthers
  • Disorganized Raider rabble spells a big LOSS in game of scrabble at Arrowhead. Meanwhile, Chiefs hope for some much needed relief as they churn out an important W in AFC West tug-of-war. #Raiders #Chiefs
  • Hundley and fired up Packers refuse to donate a win to the Browns’ overlooked and underappreciated charity fund. #Packers #Browns
  • Lion pride bides its time, lays in wait for Bucs to muck things up, and then says see you later on a scoring drive capped off by who else but Prater. Somebody needs to supply Winston with something sticky, as his ball handling skills are certainly sub-standard. #Lions #Buccaneers
  • Texans’ cleates stuck in the mud, while Niners are now doing much more than just scraping by with their new QB imported from New England. Apparently, poor Cleveland really missed out. #Patriots #Texans
  • Pressed for a good game, Prescott responds, and Giant snag continues unabated under new unfortunate underboss Spagnuolo. #Giants #Cowboys
  • Definitely no tasty apples for the starved Colts to snag at snowy Orchard Park. Oh to be young again and play football in the snow with a few good friends. #Colts #Bills
  • Chargers keep pace with Chiefs, with Rivers flowing free and easy, while Redskins continue their downward spiral … and this wasn’t even a prime time affair. #Redskins #Chargers
Categories: NFL

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